Player Or Poseur?

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1. His hand is basically on her breast.

2. Her eyes are closed and she seems comfortable. She’s mentally preparing for sex.

3. His hairy complexion would be better balanced out with some facial hair, but I’m a little biased.

He is a player. Don’t believe me? Check out this picture taken a little later:

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It’s obvious they had drunk sex in the bathroom. I can smell the sex juices from here (and I can see it on his shirt).

Her body does look pretty nice though. :hump:

 
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33 Comments »
1 Shawn
3 years, 1 month ago

Her body may look nice, but she’s kind of a horseface. Is that a black x on her hand? She’s under 21 and already looks like that? Jesus, he better nail it tonight before she ages anymore. Yikes.

3 years, 1 month ago

He’s a Player. She definately is into this guy. She does have a nice body…although she has zero boobies.

3 Ribald
3 years, 1 month ago

what difference does it make if the douche has game or not? they both look like miserable club skanks who do cheap blow on chloe toilet seats, and who probably break out in a cold sweat if tiesto isn’t playing at 100MPH in the background. barf… it’s impossible to pity such dorks when you have such overwhelming contempt for them instead…

4 OG Killa Bobby Johnson
3 years, 1 month ago

Is Guido an option?

5 mm
3 years, 1 month ago

She looks incredibly wasted. It’s obvious he didn’t have to put too much work into it.

6 Ribald
3 years, 1 month ago

FYI — that’s the largest belly-button piercing i think i’ve ever seen in my life, it’s like a disco ball’s hanging from her stomach. ooooh she’s so slimy…

7 Jo
3 years, 1 month ago

Neither, he’s her coke supply.

8 han
3 years, 1 month ago

Thanks for those pictures. Every once in a while I need a reminder why I don’t go to clubs.

3 years, 1 month ago

It’s hard to tell what her face looks like because she’s mugging for the camera, but I think she’s way too hot for this guy.

3 years, 1 month ago

is this what i’m missing when i’m at home watching netflix?

:sad:

11 GnR
3 years, 1 month ago

This would be a good question for nothotchickswithdouchebag.com

12 Anon
3 years, 1 month ago

Look at her lip. Sorry Roosh, I’m not into girls that shave their face. They’re all yours bud.

And Kassy is right, although she doesn’t have zero boobies, more like -1 boobies.

13 b
3 years, 1 month ago

i like boobies……and clearly a poser though maybe not a poseur. What is it with the staged pics? No way to get them being Actually natural?

14 daryush
3 years, 1 month ago

is gay.

15 Ribald
3 years, 1 month ago

one thing to notice as well, she’s under 21 — look at the black “X” on her hand. maybe he’s her pimp?

16 Roissy
3 years, 1 month ago

she squirted on his striped shirt.

17 inSOMnia
3 years, 1 month ago

Yo Bro

Thats my boy you have met him before he was probably there that night you saw my cousin. That girl is a stripper from vegas who flew in for sexytime

18 Anonymous
3 years, 1 month ago

Som — haha!

19 Stephen
3 years, 1 month ago

Hey look! Rob’s Commenting!

Hi Rob!

20 BEAVE
3 years, 1 month ago

She’s a stripper? She looks so dirty and grimy. I don’t even want to look at her too hard for fear that I might catch syphilis through my monitor. Roosh, dude, I wouldn’t touch her with your dick. See the question shouldn’t be player or poser; it should be player or whore? Just because she is easy doesn’t mean you are a player!

21 Phil
3 years, 1 month ago

The “stripper” status would skew the findings a bit, as she is paid to act like she wants sexytime with this man.

22 inSOMnia
3 years, 1 month ago

You guys cant hate. It seems those that are hating are just jealous. He has good game to get her and to keep her.

3 years, 1 month ago

striped shirts to cover extra belly fat doesn’t cut it anymore. player, my ass. smb give him an “express”.

24 reader
3 years, 1 month ago

whatever the deal- she is too young and wasted to know what is going on. He seems to have rolled her shirt up about 6 inches or so… yikes.

25 Andy
3 years, 1 month ago

Transvestite or pre-op male-to-female transexual

26 Jewcano
3 years, 1 month ago

This is the kind of girl that God invented reverse cowboy for. Note that in the ‘after’ photo she’s covered up the X with ? (earmuffs?) and is clearly sodded. I also imagine that if you pull that belly button handle far enough, she tells you that the cow says “Moo”.

Nevertheless, Sopranos Rules! obviously got freaky tail that night. Player. Although getting your picture taken with the same chick in the same night twice is still lame, regardless of whether you just plugged her or not.

27 Jay
3 years, 1 month ago

Nice body?

It’s only nice if you don’t like curves on your women. She has no chest, very little hip and probably no ass (you can only get so close behind a girl that has an ass. Judging by how close he was standing behind her, she didn’t have one.)

So, she’s basically a pre-teen boy with long hair and makeup.

That’s not sexy. That’s sick.

–This message brought to you by the breakup of the American Family.

28 Anonymous
3 years, 1 month ago

They’re both fugly. I say he’s a 6, she’s a 7. Roosh is around a 5 or 6.

3 years, 1 month ago

Agree with the comments that she’s not really hot at all. Curves and a little muscle tone are far sexier. As for the dude, I’m not impressed by the fat neck chain, spilled drink blotch on his striped shirt or the chin pubes. Is he winking at the camera in the second photo?

30 BEAVE
3 years, 1 month ago

“inSOMnia
You guys cant hate. It seems those that are hating are just jealous. He has good game to get her and to keep her.”

No, he just has singles.

31 Mad1
3 years, 1 month ago

Ah finally regular club heads

Ribald – your comment is classic..player..hmmm…I wonder on that one…the girl is ok..but HOT..i am going ask for a second opinion on this one…

32 eugenius
3 years, 1 month ago

i’d bang…

33 TagU
3 years ago

I must say thanks to all you lovely computer oriented people for an amuzing friday reading. I must also thank my friend whos name I won’t mention for providing me with this link. I must warn you all that once you have had pussy you may spend less time with your mouse. I don’t consider myself a player….way too busy for that. Trust me people clubs and girls can be fun and entertaining if done in moderation. So come on everybody get out there and get you some….and remember don’t hate appreciate.

Best Regards,

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