Pussy Exists In A State Of Equilibrium

“The entropy of [Earth's] constituent systems fluctuates up and down at varying rates.”
-The Sisyphean Paradox

All organisms on Earth have some limiting feature or constraint that prevent them from dominating the environment. The exception is humans. They exist in a state of disequilibrium that allows them to exert an influence far beyond their fragile little bodies could have predicted. But since nature prefers equilibrium and balance, this temporary state will one day come to an abrupt end.

The invisible hand that pushes nature towards equilibrium works on smaller scales as well, in particular with regard to the human female. I have personally witnessed the work of the hand in my travels, where anything good tends to be balanced almost perfectly with the bad.

In Poland, the women loved me and my penis, but their faces are average and the cities are only good for four months out of the year.

In Ukraine, the women are hyper-feminine and make perfect girlfriends, but there are several logistical barriers (starting with language) that make it tough to make the pussy rain. It doesn’t help that most of the country is a horrible shithole.

In Iceland, okay-looking girls are extremely easy, but they aren’t feminine. The cost of living is high and the weather sucks.

In Brazil, the women are sexy, sensual, and know how to fuck, but their faces are average, they have small breasts, and their bodies are getting fatter. The cities are sketchy and the culture is becoming dangerously feminist.

In Colombia, girls are pretty and feminine but extremely flakey and it’s tough to pull at night due to logistical issues. You need Spanish to do well.

When someone asks me which country is best, I have to ask back in regard to what. For beautiful girls? For relationships? For easy sex, for day pickups, for night pickups, for internet game, for speaking in Spanish? Equilibrium is always at work to prevent one location from having it all, meaning that pussy paradise cannot be a natural state. The good news is that sometimes it takes a while for the invisible hand to apply to brakes on a budding pussy paradise. During the 90s, there were pussy paradises as far as the eye can see east of the Berlin Wall until the introduction of capitalism and RyanAir restored equilibrium.

Was the 1960s and 70s in America a pussy paradise, when you could bang thin women who were still feminine? If it was, equilibrium was unfortunately established with the successful propagation of feminism. We still have easy sex, but with masculine fatties who have attitude.

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to find a city or country where a temporary imbalance tips the odds in your favor. Is it Peru or Philippines where the white man is treated like god? Is it a third-tier American city in the South or Midwest that has feminine women aching for alpha cock? Is it an industrial city in Russia with three desperate women for every alcoholic man? Unless you find a place where an imbalance has yet to be restored, you’ll be going to spots where the good equalizes with the bad.

Understand that temporary imbalances are just as likely to work against your favor than for it. Countries like the USA and England are today full of frustrated men who are working too hard for scraps of mediocre pussy. Girls are having a ball in these penis paradises because they can put less effort to get a good man than the previous generation of women. For men who live in penis paradises, happiness is not about finding pussy paradise but just getting the fuck out to any other place that has basic equilibrium. Even a 1:1 ratio will seem like pussy paradise to them.

In the course of our lifetimes there will be many triggers and events that lead to cultural shifts. These shifts create imbalances that could produce temporary pussy paradises. I’ve saved up a bit of money, so when I suspect that such a place has appeared, when I hear that communism has been repealed in Belarus and women are partying like it’s like 1991, I’ll be on a one-way flight over there with my bag of extra large condoms. I’ll be sure to tell you all about it… after I get my fill.

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  • Mikkel

    FIRST !
    Denmark #last

    Total sausage party all over, and as a result girls act extremely EXTREMELY snobby

  • MacCool

    Hehe I think in Brazil there is still a pussy paradise – it is the little cities of the south with German-Italian-eastern European girls, like our top model Gisele, did you check it out?

  • http://littlepdog.com/ LittlePDog (Starting Young and Aiming High)

    The day Iran enjoys a regime change is the day I book a ticket straight to Tehran. Until then, my dream is to live in NYC and not just for the women, but all reports on the Forum say that women they’re hotter then average and easy which is good enough for me.

  • Older Brother

    I’m imagining a Pussy Calculator. Enter in your values and it calculates your top 3 destinations. :)

  • Tree Soap

    I doubt such countries still exist Roosh…we were born in the wrong era, however i am sure there were Love Tourist’s in 60s, and 70s, that had same conclusions..Life is not perfect, pussy is not perfect, who cares..keep living

  • MouseTrap

    Absolutely excellent observation Roosh. I have been to many countries in the world (some of the exact places you been to as well) and this perspective never hit me until now. I think this has been my favorite post of all of your articles I’ve read so far

  • http://gameforomegas.wordpress.com Omega Man

    I think the USA was pussy paradise in the 60′s and 70′s, but only for alpha males in big cities- “Mad Men” is likely pretty realistic on this count. The preference, or even insistence on alpha males is not recent but has been around since the first cracking in the Victorian sexual structure.

  • http://gameforomegas.wordpress.com Omega Man

    In any case, I think it depends on the guy and what he is looking for. Visit different countries and find where things feel right. The best thing I ever did was go to Colombia. I can’t recommend going foreign strongly enough.

  • John

    Economic development tends to fuck up a place in terms of women. They become more materialistic, more obese, more feminist and male competition skyrockets at the same time. Japan may be the exception here.

    The better infrastructure a place gets, the less of a shithole it becomes, but then it also loses edginess and adventurousness if that is important to you.

  • Rick

    This is exactly how it is Roosh. Whats funny to me is your average guy, doesnt have a clue about whats on the other side.

    There plan of a vacation is to go to magaluf, ibiza or somewhere else advertised as a lads holiday where sex is highly likely. Or so there told. Thank god i went through this faze aged 16.

    These places are cock fests. There fantastic places to go if your an ugly girl though.

    The only thing that will transform the white mans paradises of the world is if air travel gets a lot faster and a lot cheaper.

    Not going to happen during our lifetimes.

    Even then you have got so much countryside girls turning up to places like phuket to whore themselves out your still going to have massive gender imbalances.

    Also like to send a message to anyone who isnt so keen on Asian ladies, my favourite personally are latinas but iam only a tad bit racist towards anglo girls in general.

    Anyway point is go onto some asian porn, now if you can look past the strange child like sounds, and sometimes frightening pubes due to the lack of a kink in any of there body hairs.

    What do you get?

    Potentially the most feminine women on the planet. Seriously i started watching asian porn to try get into the idea of them for an upcoming trip to south east asia and they have fucking grown on me.

    Whether they are your preferance or not there is no denying that they have more estrogen in their systems than any other race. Even look at the guys, the majority cant grow stubble nor proper body hair and a considerable amount of their guys look hotter than the majority of our anglo women. Iam talking about ladyboys not their muay thai fighters for the ignorant.

    I say south east asia is a place everyone must visit at somepoint and always a backup plan if you reach old age and your a miserble cunt.

    This post also got me thinking what if every country we lived in was like a pussy paradise and had been for all time?

    Fuck all would ever have gotten done. Thats why if you ever do go to one of these pussy paradises for longer than just a vacation, go with a purpose.

  • damngringo

    I’ve just been to Belarus, and the girls do party there. I once ended up talking to a local girl in English even though we both were native Russian speakers.

    Girls are beatiful and easygoing, Minsk is beatiful – don’t forget to thank me when (and if) you return!

  • http://www.marvelousmanboobs.com/ David H. Fucktrelle-Male Feminist Extraordinaire™

    oooooooh, knoes roooshiepoops….

    you have it alllll wrong….

    womyn have it much harder then men-read finally feminism 101….

    If everyone was equal then men wouldn’t hit on womyn-womyn would hit on men tooo….

    It is because of kyriarchical oppression-womyn can’t hit on men and you wouldn’t even have a job helping fat, ugly shy guys get laid…..

  • speakeasy

    Props for a very insightful post. This is why I’m still a reader after several years.

    As they say in real estate: location, location, location. Even in a country that does not have generally favorable conditions, there may be niches, smaller towns and endless nooks and crannies to explore. Every man’s experience could vary widely based on his unique characteristics. A man could spend decades exploring the world to find a niche that is optimal for him. Unfortunately this is a luxury 99% of men don’t have so they settle for whatever women are available within a 25 mile radius.

    PS – I agree with Pdog above, when Iran opens up, it’s going to be one to watch.

  • Jordan

    More Gold Roosh…..Colombia is my place! Great weather, attractive women, and a culture that puts tons of pressure on women to look good. My spanish is getting better every day. I just have to decide which city i’ll live in the future. Medellin, Cali, Cartagena…..i’m not sure yet.

  • moses

    Japan and Vietnam. Pussy heaven. Look no further.

  • Dean

    In addition to Iran, I would say North Korea. If that place should ever open up, I will be on the first fight there.

  • goy

    3 LittlePDog (Starting Young and Aiming High)
    August 15th, 2012 @ 9:13 am
    The day Iran enjoys a regime change is the day I book a ticket straight to Tehran. Until then, my dream is to live in NYC and not just for the women, but all reports on the Forum say that women they’re hotter then average and easy which is good enough for me.

    ah dude just ask virgile kent and hell tell u persian women are not easy.you gotta be a rich high roller at hte club to even get your foot in the door(usually family or friend recommendation)just to have a shot
    other then that dont bother
    may as well run to sweden hot easy women or japan they love foreigners

  • goy

    if u look at the cia world factbook demographics between ageses 15-64
    usaully have majority of men but in some countries like phillipines veitnam brazil and eastern europe(including poland) have majority of women then men
    most demograpihics have majority male until the 65+ where its mostly women but who wants that
    better to game where theres less competion
    but japan korea taiwan would be good too since alot of the guys say they dont know how to approach women or not interested in chasing women

  • Dani

    I think you would really be a pro if you can teach and be able to bang the finest american women, women in America can choose, that’s why it’s really hard for losers to make it. If they don’t find someone nice to marry then they can rely on their careers to support them for life.
    Guess what, you don’t need game to bang in the countries Roosh bangs, you need money. They just bang you simply because they think that you, as an american either have money or will provide them a Green Card, and once they have it they’ll find a better man, who has more money. Don’t fool yourself. The reason that russian lady took you to the expensive bar was not to scam you, it was just to test if you could provide her something, or if you just were another broken ass foreigner she wouldn’t waste her time with.

  • madmax

    ” Countries like the USA and England are today full of frustrated men who are working too hard for scraps of mediocre pussy”

    you can say it again about England….possibly English women are a bit more likeable than US women. US women must be really on the bottom of the list…

    Location, location, location. It’s amazing how much everything changes when you are in another country

  • Durangotang

    Four countries to watch: 4) Iran, only if a peaceful revolution occurs. If the US bomb them, give it a while. 3) Belarus if Lushenko gets toppled. 2) Cuba, when Castro dies and if they have a revolution 1) Venezuela, when Uncle Hugo kicks the bucket and they open up.

  • Jay in DC

    Persians (Iranians) are only off limits because of the fuckhead Islamics in charge. Their younger population HATES the goverment but the government has all the guns, so… yeah.

    Persian women- My current GF is one and she is a crucial hottie for certain, but, culturally, if you are just looking for bangs as someone mentioned above, you won’t have much success. If you girlfriend them up, different issue. The tradeoff though is, they are very much like Asian women as GFs go. My girl comes to my place, cooks me dinner, does my dishes, always lets me make plans, and never needs me to “entertain” or “make her laugh” more than her iPhone. She also will put on some awesome Persian music and do a little strip tease for me. 5’7″ 115lbs of thin feminine muscle. I ain’t complaining -at all-, but I doubt I would have swooped her if I was just trying to smash it for a night.

  • http://www.mavericktraveler.com Maverick Traveler

    Great post and mirrors my experience 100%.

  • Iowa Jim

    Was the 1960s and 70s in America a pussy paradise, when you could bang thin women who were still feminine?

    It must have been before that. I’m sixty years old, and America hasn’t been a pussy paradise during my adult lifetime. As far back as I can remember, American women have been bitches.

  • whosyourdaddy

    still lots of places left unexplored:

    armenia/georgia/chechnya/azerbaijan

    all of russia outside of moscow/st. pete

    albania?

    most of china outside the major cities

    CIS and Silk Road Countries

    Turkey

    and yes Cuba and Venezuela

  • whosyourdaddy

    to iowa jim– i think we’re talking about free love in the 60′s and the porn movement in the 70′s, most of which took place in NY and CA, in the pre-Aids, but post birth control pill era.

    And yes, you can find your own niche even in a shitty city, as in work in a field like health care that is majority female ( and packed with a lot of the better looking local women)

  • Rudebwoy

    That is why i roll my eyes when people talk about USA/Canada and England as being great for women.

    These places are paradise for women,even the official stats show more men than women.

  • Roger

    Japan comes pretty close to paradise for me. You do need some language skills though, and it’s expensive, so that gives the equilibrium. Philippines and Thailand are lands of abundance, but the eqilibrium comes through the lack of genuinely hot girls.

  • Giovonny

    Roosh – “The Pussy Scientist”

    ha good post dude!

  • http://www.ihatethereforeilive.com eric

    So true it hurts. It is surprising, however, that even in places where the men/women ratio is really bad for guys and women should be having it easy, they are still complaining that there are no men around to date and that they can’t meet anyone.

  • Anonymous

    What is your take on Australia Roosh?

  • mantle

    I’ve heard Southeast Asian women are bomb, but it’s not very likely Roosh will tell us about them, since it doesn’t appear Asian women are in his liking.

    I’d like to hear more about Georgian women. The Turkic countries, or the former Soviet Central Asian republics, are also countries I’d like to learn more about.

    If you have the Naughty Nomad’s balls, Africa looks like unrestrained fun.

    If No-Fun Islam evaporates because of a massive cultural upheaval (the Arab Sexual Revolution), then the Middle East would be pussy paradise galore. The Greeks, Romans and Hebrews all regarded the Middle East as a dangerously exotic, luxuriant, lecherous realm of libertine hedonism, and this Western notion stayed the same at least through the days of the explorer Richard Francis Burton. Unfortunately, modern Islam is making it so hard to get laid that young men are willing to blow themselves up for the mere promise of 72 virgins in heaven. Furthermore, counting on such a massive cultural upheaval as the annihilation of the Islamic chastity belt is waiting for Godot. It may happen in five years, or 20, or 200, but you can’t reliably expect it to happen in your lifetime.

  • http://two.cedonulli.com Jake

    Always the sciencey angle, Roosh. Very true, also.

    I mostly enjoy experiencing cultures with a different default context. For example, the man still chooses the girl, because there aren’t government assistance and corporate sponsored realities for her to fall back on.

    http://two.cedonulli.com/2012/08/the-upside-of-the-monkey-jungle/

  • the passenger

    Roosh!
    below i’ll give you the best advice you can ever get!
    Stop whining about girls in country A, B, C, D.
    You are seeing the root of your problems outside of yourself, which is always the wrong way of achieving things.

    In **every*** country there is a social piramid.
    A bottom class…misery. a lower middle class.
    A middle middle class and a higher middle class.
    Entry-level high class, middle high class and elite high class.
    To access girls from higher regions of the piramid you have to climb there YOURSELF.

    I can guarantee you, there are plenty high class girls in every country! The hard part is to be able to hung around with them and take’em home.
    Focus on improving your own persona and social status. Game works within low-middle class, if you want to bang like a king of the jungle, the hottest and most feminine pussies- you gotta be a high flyer, not just avg guy with game.

  • Mark

    Look, for most of you, it’s Colombia. But if you only have a week or two, then go to Colombia.
    I know Colombia probably better than Roosh.

    It’s a cheaper flight but still expensive. The police can be trusted. You can buy cheap pot for $1 a joint. Cigarettes are cheap. Colombia has no issues with the water, you will never get sick. You can trust the police. They are not corrupt. They give you special treatment for being foreigner. They never hassle you. There are more malls than in the United States and all have movies with THX sound and stadium seating with popcorn and cokes. The malls have food courts. You can get around in taxis. They are everywhere. If you are moderately adventurous you can use buses. In Medellin, the metro is great, best “subway” (it’s above ground) I have ever ridden. The metro stations are the best place for day game if you speak Spanish. Every woman will talk to you and she will be polite.

    You add 2 numbers to your SMV just by getting off the plane and lose about 15 years of your age. This mental thing happens to me from the time I enter the jetway in Miami to board and when I come off the jetway in Colombia, I turn into a rock star. My attitude changes, my walk changes. My first trip was to Bogota in 2005. I was 50 years old. When I was 30 in America and I would walk through a restaurant all the women would check me out. By 40 years old, that shit was over. In Bogota, I felt it again. They were all checking me out. It was weird to recognize it again after so long without experiencing it. Roosh may not think so much of Colombia because, on sight, he looks Colombian with that beard and dark hair. There are tons of guys in Bogota that look just like him. He probably has the haggard look of the constant traveler. But I am 6’3″ and very blond. So if you look more American than he does, then you will find that bump just from being gringo. Also his game is based on going to a club solo and trying to talk with those girls. In Colombia you dance. And those people party until late and the girls do not rush out the door at midnight. Colombia is one of those places where when you want to go home at 5 in the morning, people call you a pussy. The bars don’t sell drinks, they sell bottles. If you can dance then you dance with that girl and pour liquor down her. Merengue is a bump and grind dance, groin to groin. Your dick is pressed right into her and her pussy is rubbing on your thigh. You can talk to Colombian girls in ways you cannot with Americans. In America you never mention sex. In Colombia you can say it right out. If you have been dancing with girl for a couple of hours just tell her “I want to fuck you’. She will only say “Noooo” (it like a cow saying “no”) and you can argue with her and say “Siii baby, quiero”. Her “Nooo” means, try later. Saying sex shit sounds much better in Spanish. “Quiero cojerte amor, ahora” just sounds better than “I want fuck you now”. And you say it almost like a 6 year old that whats something from his mom. The Colombian men are so much pushier than Americans that the women expect to be spoken to like this. And you just keep it up, grinding away at her. Dancing with her, pouring shots down her and keeo saying. Mami, Vamos (let’s go) . Eventually she says OK. To talk dirty in Spanish just sounds more romantic and she just smiles at you and never gets offended. Of course you want to fuck her. Duh.

    I admit that Medellin is certainly flakeville. But Medellin does have the key ingredient, an imbalance of women to men. In the 2005 census Medellin had 1.3 million women and 1.1 million men. That’s a 20% overage. Also add in the reality that 30% of the men in Medellin do not have the economic ability to attempt anything with women, that further stacks things in your favor. The negative is that Medellin has a very immoral, meaning crooked, streak in the majority of the people. The whole town is a scammer, a modern day Sodom. The women are actually more hypergamic than American women. They are all about money. That is the number 1 concern to them. It more important than age, looks, physical stature. When Roosh was getting flaked, he was using American Alpha rules, don’t spend money on them until they fuck you. So if they believed there wasn’t something in for them, then they flaked. Those women will play you. But if you can hook up with the right one, she can show you a side of Medellin you would never see in the US. They have swingers clubs in Medellin. In the back of the personals like olx.com.co they have relaciones occasionales which every possible combination you could think of. And you communicate by email. You could place an ad from the US and you would get response. “Gringo wants to fuck your wife in front of you”. Somebody will write you back and ask you how big your dick. In Colombia you can fuck 14 year old girls. The US has a law against you doing it and I never have. But I don’t think you could get caught. They have to go to the US embassy to file in Bogota and the US treats almost anything like this as an attempt at extortion against the US citizen. I could have several times but in my mind I saw my face on the front of El Tiempo “Gringo Pedophile”. So I always back away from it. But you can see ads for Colombian men looking for a “Colegiana” high school girl. You could stop one in the street and she would talk to you wearing a school uniform and everything. Once again. if you know Spanish and have Chutzpah then all things are possible in Colombia. She assumes you are a tourist. You could say “Excuse me, is that what you wear to school in Colombia” and then keep asking questions and then ask whatever you want. In Colombia MSN or hotmail is the big thing. Most have pre-paid cell phones but minutes and texts are precious. So lots of people use MSN, Microsoft live. Those young girls would give theirs to you if you asked. You could talk with any woman on the street in Colombia and she would talk to you, if you know Spanish. You could use the old hack of “Can I practice my Spanish with you. I have trouble with the voices of women. Could I buy you a coffee.” She knows you are hitting on her but in Colombia you are a rock star. Some might have predetermined attitudes about Americans because a friend got fucked over by one or they hear something on the news.But they will still go with you. You’re the mysterious foreign alpha even if you are beta as hell back in the US.

    Age is probably less of a factor in Colombia than in the other places on his list. Colombia has one of the largest average difference in age between married couples. It’s raw hypergamy. My first trip I was going to see this 31 year old woman and I was 50 and I was really worried. Everything had been fine on the internet, but I worried about what would happen in person. She got in the bed with me the first night. There was a couple sitting on the other side of the aisle on the plane down there. He was a frumpy corporate dude with suit pants on, white button collar shirt, balding, gut. She was a babe, HB9 and easy 20 years younger. She had her child and she was just like the woman Schopenhauer refers to. He never talked to her the whole trip. He ignored her the whole time and messed with his laptop. She played with the kid and giggled and laughed. She was perfectly content having this guy who could travel to the US and made enough money to afford her. When I was in Bogota with my girlfriend we played this game called Papa/Esposo (husband). I would see this couple with an older man and younger girl and would be certain she was his daughter and my girlfriend would look over and say “Esposo” and she was always right. The only issue is that the younger they are the more you set yourself up to flakiness or money manipulation.

    If you want to play in Colombia, use the internet more than you would here. Colombian Cupid, LatinAmerican Cupid, Facebook. Never send money to any girl that asks for it. If they are even hinting about it, delete them. If they ask, delete them immediately. 90% that ask are scammers. Expect to be played like Roosh says. Tell them upfront before any date that if they bring a friend to a date you blow them off. Just walk away and Next her. You are getting played if the friend is brought along. They will drag you to expensive places and nothing ever comes from it. Expect them to come late for everything like 45 mins to an hour is normal. They sometimes will just blow you off. If they do then they just weren’t into you. Do not be beta and assume some problem with traffic or phones or something. Dump her. Never call back, It is also better to have them come in a taxi to where you stay and then you leave from there. That way if you get flaked then you at least are not waiting on the street. If you agree to meet at 7, that is when you start getting dressed. In no fucking way will a Colombian woman actually show up at 7. Spin a lot of plates. Rely on day game. It works there.

    But the best advice I can give you about meeting women in Colombia is learn Spanish. When you talk to them online before you go, use Google translator. It gives excellent translations and it will pronounce the translation for you. The other thing, which is even better than speaking Spanish IS LEARN HOW TO LATIN DANCE. Salsa and Merengue. Merengue is easier and lots of places have the music for it. There is almost no gringo music in Colombia. But everybody dances. If you don’t then you will sit there alone. But if you can dance Merenque, grinding of pelvises against each other, then you are in. You are a gringo. You get the edge just by being so. You can go to any girl and point to the dance floor and she will probably say yes. If you can ask basic shit in spanish, what is your name, where do you live. what is your job. then the rest of the night you can tell her te quiero, eres hermosa, te gusta mucho over and over. (I love you, you are beautiful, I like you a lot.) You wouldn’t do that here. But there it works. Colombian men use this almost forceful pleading in seduction. They are grabby and all hands. And they are sexual in what they say. Cali men call women to face, “Peluchas” which is teddy bear, or pillows, or stuffing. Women giggle when they hear it.

    I would go to somewhere else than Medellin, like Pereira or Bucaramanga. I thought Cali was good and less dishonest than Medellin. In Cali, make friends with guys. They will help you. You can buy pot in Parque San Antonio. They won’t rip you off. There are that many tourists in Cali. When they see you walking by, they assume you want pot and they smile at you and say hello. Also, the men understand in a great way in Colombia that women are bitches. They are not jealous of you coming down there for those women. But watch your “friends” in Medellin. In my opinion, in Medellin you have no friends. You might know some people but all have some shady thing going on with you. Every check in every club or restaurant is passed directly to you by the waiter. People will call you up to ask you to go somewhere and then stick you with the check. It’s better in Cali. They are actually a different genetic stock of people than those in Medellin. Medellin is in the mountains and was isolated for 100s of years until the car came along.

    Pereira and Bucaramanga are places that have been touched less by Americans. Pereira is famous for having the highest number of hookers per capita in Colombia. The key even in Roosh’s post is that exposure to western tourist men fucks up a paradise eventually. Cartagena, Bogota, and Medellin have direct flights from the US. They have been touched more. Take a second flight somewhere and those numbers drop dramatically. Pereira is the coffee growing region and is richer than other cities so the migration of the best girls to the biggest cities is less. Ecopetrol Colombia is headquarter in Bucaramanga and there are lots of better paying jobs. It’s big company and Colombia is starting to be a big deal in oil. It produces 1 million barrels a day now. Bucaramanga is sort of the hotbed of that activity so more office girls, engineering girls, and professional girls. And in my experience the professional women in Colombia are very slutty and you are the mysterious Alpha from somewhere else.

    If I went back, me, after many months and a lot of knowledge about the place. I would go into small pueblos in Antioquia. There is still FARC guerillas there. So like his reference to Belorussia, this is kind of the equivalent. Ain’t nobody been there yet. I was in one of them and two weeks later FARC set off a bomb about 100 feet from where I was staying. But FARC don’t give a fuck about you. You don’t need to fear them.

    If push comes to shove for you. In the back of most newspapers and online pages (like their version of craigslist) there are hooker girls for 45 dollars for an hour. They are not like American hookers. It is legal in Colombia and you are getting HB9 for $45. But you can get a HB6. SHe might not even do it full time. Most likely she is a mom that got pregnant at 14 or 15 in a country with no legal abortion and had to quit school. You see that a lot. A 30 year old woman with a cute 14 or 15 year old daughter.

    There is so much more I could write. But in general, use the Cupid pages and Google translator and establish a relationship up front before you get there. Learn Spanish. Learn to dance. Stay in vacation apartments. If the girl shows up with a friend, bail right then. Tell her up front not to come with a friend. If she says she can’t do that, then she is a flake, bail. Anyone that asks for money online is a thief, delete her. Go to Pereira or Bucaramanga. Be alpha, take no shit from them. My rule is that if she doesn’t fuck the first night then you should bail, definitely the second.

    If you go to Colombia for two weekends and 5 weekdays, expect to spend around $5000, including plane fare. You can do it cheaper, but you won’t be able without “on the ground” knowledge.

    To me Colombian girls are the best sexual machine I have ever encountered in the world. They get wetter faster than white girls. They have no guilt trips like white girls. It seems anal sex is like just the other hole and they all do it. (I had heard anal sex is a Spanish tradition. The asshole is called Spanish pussy. Losing virginity used to be a big deal, so they would give up the asshole to the guy to keep him from bailing. Almost all hookers to do it. In the papers it is called Servicio Completo. If they don’t, then it is called Servicio Traditional) Colombian women are easy to give orgasms. They look good naked. Their pussies rarely stink. Al most never. They all kiss very well. And they all like dominant men sexually. They seem to like to get spanked and fucked hard. They think talking during sex is normal and not talking is weird. They will ask you during it “Do you like asshole, papi”. They want you to tell them they are sluts and make them say it (during sex).

    I am sure all of those other places Roosh mentioned have their own virtue or problems. I just think for most of you Colombia is more doable and surprisingly, safer for you. He mentioned that Brazil is getting more feminist. The whole continent is going that direction. You have to be aware that almost every house has cable. Old mothers and grandmothers watch Colombian channels. Everyone else watches the Matrix channels. All the girls watch MTV. All know who the Kardashians are. One of the most surprising moments I had was using MSN Messenger the night Obama was elected. I had 5 windows going and was talking with 5 different girls. When Obama came out to speak in Grant Park. Every window went quiet. They were watching him. American soft culture is incredibly pervasive. A dentist office in Colombia looks just like one in America. You can buy most American pharmaceuticals in Colombia drug stores without prescription. Any woman in Colombia that plays like she is traditionalist is faking it. THey had a slut walk in Bogota two months ago. If they actually get to America on a visa, they turn overnight into that hardest bitches you will ever meet. Their hypergamy is a survival skill in Colombia. When they get to America it’s like shooting fish in a barrel for them. But when they are Colombia, they are pretty fun girlfriends.

    Roosh is going into the heart of Parque Lleras and trying to take down high value women. That’s hard. They have all same characteristics as American girls. And he’s trying to do it cheap and without complete mastery of Spanish. An HB8 in Colombia is all about money. Poblado where Parque LLeras is located is the second or best neighborhood in Colombia and the women are notorious for being arrogant. I went to EAFIT university there for 6 weeks and never had one of those coeds start a casual conversation with me. I didn’t try either but the fact none of them did kind of tells you something about Poblado. They are not poor and you get less gringo bump there.

    I’ll take his word for the other places. What he says seems to be what I have seen by looking a match sites for those places.

    But I would take mine about Colombia. There was web page that was around for a while and the owner shut it down because some of the locals that used the page for a kind of advertising on the chat forums got too aggressive with each other. But for years it had a huge following and it was called Poor But Happy, expats that traded the money of the US to live in Colombia. I did Colombia rich and poor and I was just a content poor. The women thing was way different, more frustrating. I got flaked more. I had no car, no money for Taxis. I walked a lot. I used buses. I lost 20 pounds. I got buff. I smoked a lot of dope. A lot. It was 1/2 the price in Cali that it was in Medellin. A skinny little joint of kind bud was $1. And it would last the morning or the afternoon. I stayed stoned all the time for $60 a month. I mean wake and bake, lunch bake, afternoon bake, nightime. Always. There was just something about being there that was happy and peaceful. Being gringo always has its advantages there. First, they see me as peaceful and non-violent. I would be walking in front of houses and people would look up and think “Gringo” and then look back down like “Not a threat”. You could see that on the face all the security guards, women that walked past you on the streets, old ladies. All doors are open to you. Anyone will talk to you. All are friendly with you. Most are helpful. If you trouble getting confidence in approaches, Colombia is a good place to get your groove back. Have a Colombian girl whisper in your ear while you fuck her, “Si papi. Ay Si. Si papi” and have that whisper get louder and louder and them grab your back, the next day, you’ll have a little glide in your stride.

  • Mark

    I wrote a long post. I think it got bounced for being to long.

    The key to look for is what percentage of the nation is under 25. If you have a pyramid where there are many more younger than older people then you are going a have a better place for sexual opportunity. In the west, it is at best an even distribution and in the US actually fewer young people that older.

    The key is what happens after divorce. If the woman has children then she will not return into the sexual market, certainly not the public nightlife. But the man will. And the nature of SMV, men vs women, is that those men who divorce still often have high SMV relative to other competitors in the sexual marketplace. So in America all the 50 year old men are still trying to chase the same women as the 20 and 30 year old men. The women have lower SMV at the same age. I felt this acutely in my life. I was born in 1955. A typical age difference for a couple was 7 years. In 1962, the birth control pill hit the market at the birth rates of babies plummeted. In the 1970s clubs were full of both sexes, by 1985 it was all men, 2 to 1 or even 3 to 1. The birth rate has steadily dropped over time. In 2010 it was 1.9 million. In 1955 it was 3.7 million. This will never change in any of your lives. It will only get worse. You should emigrate.

    Another key is passport acceptance. How many countries will allow the woman to travel there with just a passport. Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania become members of the EU with freedom of movement. The best girls were then able to move to exploit the imbalances mentioned above. Romania and Bulgaria are next on the list. The best women from those places will and are flowing. The whole town of Gilati, Romania is on RussianCupid looking to move to western Europe. The Ukraine is the most limited country of all over there. So that is why it still is a somewhat good destination. The Russian passport is actually accepted by more countries without a visa then the US passport. But to go to Russia requires a long and difficult visa form. it is the hardest in Europe. So western men don’t travel there in the same numbers as they travel to the Ukraine. China has had a one child policy for years and families favored boys. I would think China to be horrible. And you can only go for 6 days in a tour.

    Venezuela might be good. The women on the match sites are more attractive than Colombia. But,and this is a very large but, it may not be safe to travel. The police are incredibly corrupt. I read a blog where an American tourist was searched every block and the police just took what they wanted from him. Kidnapping is worse than Colombia and often the police are involved. In Colombia kidnapping is politically motivated and a tourist has nothing to fear. In Venz, the motive is money. I think you might have everything to fear. Another thing that turned me off was a hotel web page in Isla Magarita that forbid “westerners” from bringing Venz women there. They said the men didn’t understand what they were getting into with these Venz women they met on the web. And it didn’t want them in their hotel. I think there is a reason nobody travels to Venz and it isn’t because Hugo Chavez gets bad press. But it might be worth the risk for exactly that reason. But I doubt I would move there.

    Another thing would be a place soon after an armed conflict. That’s why Colombia was so great. There were way more women than men. It has a quadruple whammy, armed conflict, drug war between major rivals, street gang war, and immigration. 10% of Colombians live outside Colombia. 5% in the US alone. That level of violence ended in 2004 and you had 8 eight years without a big die off in young male population. That’s what Roosh ran up against in Medellin. He is 30something and he was chasing the new breed of 20 year old Colombian girls and they are bitches. They can be because there are lots of 20 year old boys now to chase them, but older than late 20s and early 30s, there is still a major vacuum in available men.

    There is one way to pre-check a place. Create an account on MillionaireMatch. You don’t have to pay. You can’t write anyone. But that site has the most hypergamistic women in the world. But it does pull in women from all over the world. You can’t see the last login time so you have to look for a couple of days and organize by latest login and watch the movement. The best women in the US and with the most participation are from California, followed by Florida, then NY. In Europe, Poland is good, Czech Repub, Hungary, Ukraine, and again, a lot from Romania. This site has a sampling of the best women from a place but it also has plain women (with attitude). You can see the age ranges they accept as a measure of how things are where they live. California might have a 38 year old that accepts only millionaires that are 25-38, lots of those I’m sure. But a girl from Romania would accept someone 19-60. Italy also was a place that seemed good. Roosh has a post on Riga where he meets an Italian guy and that guy bashes Italian men, how they are shit and live at home with their mother. There are lots of Italian women with wide age ranges they accept. Maybe they don’t like the men in Italy.

    One more idea I had was Spain and Greece. I read one article about a famous restaurant a little outside of Barcelona and know they have no business, nobody can afford to eat out. The writer also said the road to the airport in Barcelona no longer has traffic jams. Nobody goes out at night either. Under those conditions, girls go out, guys stay home and the girls might be more open to the foreign alpha. Most of what drives what Roosh is looking for is hypergamy to escape the place so they look for a way to do so. Or even a guy to buy them dinner. So the foreign guy starts to look better to them. Thesalonki in Northern Greece is suffering extreme unemployment. Over 1/3 of businesses have shut and many people haven’t been paid in months. Spain has 25% umeployment and it is even worse in age groups under 28. So I would those places are going to good for a foreigner to travel to.

  • Nudge

    I would have loved to be in Spain from 76 onwards after Francos death. People would have been going nuts.

  • polskagirl

    ‘In Poland, the women loved me and my penis, but their faces are average’

    you’ve got in our bad books, roosh…….

  • Alex

    I swear, if I ever see your ass around my country or if I happen to know who you really are, I will take the crap out of you. Loser!

  • Alex

    P.S. This forum is quite lame, only looooosers get to read your advice. Anyone who needs other’s help to get pussy is quite lame.

  • Paper

    …even muslim chicks act like bitches in the US/UK/Canada. and they complain that muslim guys would rather go back to India or Pakistan to find wife then marry them. Hilarious.

  • DaemonMan

    39 Alex stfu bitch, none is scared of you. Just because you never get laid doesnt mean it should stop the rest of us so just shh retard

  • Buitre

    About Mark long post #35

    Seems like he has done good in Colombia, however I would take his post with a grain of salt. Maybe things may have changed in the past years. I have lived in Bquilla, Medellin, Cartagena and Pereira (currently here) and actually I have done better in other latin-american countries with one-third of the effort and resources. Pereira used to be the pre-pagos (hookers) place many years ago, but is not anymore! (just the reputation remains), girls are not easier here than in any other Colombian city (Pereira is literally a “small Medellin” without the tourism) …. The truth is that most colombianas want courtship (if you are a fast strike PUA like me, that may be an issue). Also, they are suspicious of foreigners that they sense will just pump and dump. Yes, people is kind, helpful and approachable, but women are not that easy to bed … you will be dealing with flakes, phony numbers, phony emails , calls not being answered, last minute cancellations with the lamest excuses and a lot of BS (prepare for this to be the norm) … Yes, I have had my good share of bangs here, but the amount of effort to put has been tremendous. Colombia is more the kind of place for a LTR instead of a steady flow of one night stands. Also you won’t necessarily get highest quality than other places (even if you see lots of HB in the street), as Mark said HB8+ are all about money … Having said that, you can come and check out for yourself, just don’t expect getting off the airplane and find hot 18 years old girls waiting for you with their legs open because you are a foreigner (actually most girls here could’t care less). Your spanish and game has to be on spot, and expect to put a lot of effort!

  • http://www.masculineffort.wordpress.com masculineffort

    Not the U.S., not England. India is the best place to be a woman. Period!

  • Ari

    I’d recommend confident Westernised Turkish women. Born sexy, gorgeous, smart and feminine. Avoid any culture with low self-esteem that puts American people on a pedestal and want to emulate them.

  • Alex

    Daemon man? you have to write MAN in your nick so you can prove it? puuuussy. I’m Colombian and I get more pussy in 1 month than you all your lame and horny life. Just saying that you guys have to sell tons of shit to get laid… We aint.

  • ElGuardaespaldadeRoosh

    Alex no sea pirrobo y gonorrea re-marica, a quien vas a golpear tu aborto de gorila? Anda a traquetear re-mal parido.
    Me cojo a tu hermana y a tu mamá.

    Muchacho marico.

    :P

  • http://zarzuelazen.com/wordpress/ zarzuelazen

    I expect precise mathematical equations defining the laws of pussy, pussotropic entropy and so forth.

  • Danish Broski

    Just the way it is bros. High entry barriers lead to higher profits. However, once there is a sure-fire, no risk gain to be taken – arbitrage – money or in this case stag parties, flow in faster than trading algorithm can move a few billion.

    Therefore as always, nature rewards those who can accept risk or who can overcome the entry barrier. In most places this is simply learning the language. Being a foreigner – unless you’re the peasent immigrant/sex tourist kind – is generally a plus, but language may be a problem.

  • samurf

    Roosh, stop trying to fight it. Women are getting fatter, more masculine and more entitled wherever you go. Lean to love the blubber or join NAMBLA.

    :D

  • Luis

    I know girls in the USA that are not feminist but hard to crack they are from a religion its called jehova witness girls havent been poisened with feminism

  • dandan

    Quick tip: collectively referring to women as “pussy” is downright disgusting.

  • Reasonable Power

    I know where they are, but it is not for you to know. I know where the gorgeous, dazzlingly breathtaking, and magnificent beauties that make a man’s knees weak, live and are easy for me to find but you will not find them. They are not, but rarely, published on the internet. They are not, but with extreme rarity, on facebook. They live quiet lives of exquisite magnificence in beauty never knowing that you are looking. You and the multitudinous hordes searching will never find them.

    Seemingly by accident I passed their way years ago. I now live where the bland of face and fat of gut abound. I see often funnel legs with bloated hips and weak calves. [...] With all this non-distraction I have grown financially here where I am not even tempted by the best of the local ladies. I do not spend my money on any of the locals because after visiting the land of truly beautiful ladies I find the locals repulsive, no matter how coy they try to be. Sometimes I go back there, and my heart pounds as though to jump forth on its own. Sometimes, when I pass through their part of this country, I pause for a while; and as one of those ladies looks into my eyes as they sometimes do, even at my old age, I feel as though my chest is full of butterflies. I gasp for breath, hear myself sigh with the tinyest of sound, and am reminded that there is still phenomenal beauty in at least that part of the world. I go then back to work elsewhere, many hours away, and praise God for His creations.

    You will not find them, and they do not know that you are looking.

  • Schrodinger’s Dog

    Mark,

    You wrote this two years ago, so I don’t know if you are still following this, but thanks for the info. I’ve wanted to go to Colombia for a while, with the intention of finding a colombiana and what you wrote will be a big help.