Pussy Paradise

In my early 20s I had a dream of traveling the world without having to answer to anyone. I wanted to wake up at noon, work at my own pace, and sleep with a lot of women. It took over a decade of combined effort on both my game and writing, but I have realized that dream. Today I am free, and besides the occasional hurdle, sex is no longer a problem. It almost feels strange to me that it ever was.

I should have unbridled happiness flowing from my pores, but truth is my life today brings me contentment, not bliss. I’ve gotten used to this lifestyle and see it as normal. Only when I think back ten years do I appreciate how far I’ve come.

I’ve become a man without goals. I don’t need more notches or a higher income. I don’t want a family (right now). I don’t want a smartphone or tablet device. Besides a couple of countries I want to visit in the future, there is nothing else I want. What should I try to achieve next?

I’ve meditated about this problem a lot for the past couple months. My thoughts kept going back to the pussy I had in Poland, where my penis reached the then pinnacle of its existence. I don’t need any more notches, that’s for sure, but I can’t think of anything else that keeps my mind sharper and my masculinity stronger than chasing pink. The day-to-day adventures of pussy chasing keeps me young, vigorous, and fully engaged in life. Being a slave to the pussy has made me a warrior. I’m miles ahead of the sexual pack when compared to my male peers of the world, whose approach to getting laid is based more on luck and hope than concerted effort and strategy.

If pussy is my fountain of youth, it is clear what my new mission in life must be. It was under my nose all along, something I must have known was the answer but could not admit to myself. Here is what I wrote almost a year ago:

Within a country there is a city that has a bar that contains a spot where you will be in disbelief at how easy it is to consistently get quality women, regardless of how many flaws you think you have. On this 3 foot by 3 foot patch of space you’re an unstoppable rebel force, though for the guy standing next to you the patch does absolutely nothing because it’s not his patch. It is your duty as a man to find out where that little patch of Earth is and reap the rewards that it contains.

Ironically enough, I titled the post “Your Duty As A Man.” At the time my duty was slightly different, just to travel through Europe and fuck around, not to find this magical patch, this pussy paradise. I wanted to meander through Europe and accumulate random experiences and flags. Then Poland happened, and that plan no longer made any sense after I realized that a consistent stream of high-quality pussy profoundly affected my immediate happiness in a positive way. The feeling that comes from being unstoppable with the women was like natural heroin. Every night in Poland I’d go to sleep with a little smirk on my face, ready to die in peace, even if I was alone in bed.

It’s finally obvious what I have to do. My mission today is to find a place that exceeds Poland. My goal in life is to find pussy paradise.

I want to be in a place where if I step outside and take a deep breath, pussy will come. I want to walk in a huge club and be the most desirable man who women compete over. I want zero-effort pussy of the most beautiful girls I’ve ever had in my life. Maybe you’re laughing right now that I’m dreaming, that this place doesn’t exist, but I believe it does, and sometimes belief is all it takes.

Before a man searches for pussy paradise, he must understand its transient nature. Nothing stays paradise forever. They’re like once in a millenia tsunamis that occur after a convergence of unlikely factors, never to be seen again in a location for many generations. In two recent countries I visited, Estonia and Latvia, I saw the scattered ruins of the paradise that existed before me. Stories from those who remembered its peak suggested great riches and glory to all those men who visited, but I was too little too late (actually five years too late). With the rapid societal changes that globalization brings, I estimate a 1-3 year window until emergent pussy paradises fade, with the only thing left for late arrivals is the smell of faint pussy juice in the air.

When you stay on the road you start to develop a sixth sense for where pussy paradise may be. You look at a city name that you’ve never seen and have a feeling that this could be it. Then you dedicate a lot of time and resources to investigate further, only to be likely disappointed. In my hand I hold yet another losing lottery ticket, but the jackpot continues to grow and I still believe in my numbers. I will find pussy paradise, no matter how long it takes me.

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  • Tampa

    Great post man. Don’t let anyone rain on your parade. Nothing is more dangerous and more pure than a man with hope, a dream and some work ethic.

    Empires have been built with those three ingredients.

  • Perfect Stranger

    Bazi yazilar guzel ama karsi cinse muhtac yasayarak kendini, erkekligini, varolus sebebini inkar ediyosun kocum…

    Believe in and acknowledge your divinity Mr.Roosh.

  • anon

    yes!!!

    P squared baby, get it. Gonna be a few female haters on this one.

  • Alecks

    Its the journey not the destination roosh.

    Liking the drake references too.

  • Ted Brogan

    Eastern Ukraine and everywhere in Russia except Moscow and Petersburg. What the fuck are you waiting for? You’ll need to shave everyday though, Russian girls don’t roll with the dark and swarthy look. Best get to Ukraine before that clustsrfuck EuroCup 2012 happens in June (off topic: soccer is an embarrassment to the human race). Also going to need to learn some Russian (as in a lot) because your average person in those parts doesn’t speak much English. You will find the paradise you’re looking for. The “intensity” level is a bit higher than the West though–place is bombed-out looking, you’ll be shitting in holes in the ground, you’ll get sick all the time (who knows what’s in the water over there), the cops will prob fuck with you, the food is so bad its hilarious, might get beat up by some hooligans if you’re not smart, everyone will try to rip you off, people are openly and unrepentantly racist, and for christsakes don’t get seriously ill because if you have to go to the hospital you will probably die. But you’ll taste the sweet zephyrs of a land untouched by the rampant pussification of the West. You’ll have to be a real man, but you will be rewarded for your efforts by the fairer sex.

  • JJ

    This question may sound stupid, but… how many notches must a man have to call himself a man?

    I mean, is there a universal peak (number of notches) we all should reach?

    I’ve seen guys calling themselves PUAs without even 10 or 15 girls on their entire life.

    [Roosh: http://www.rooshv.com/how-to-be-a-man ]

  • Anonymous

    nice post – go for it!

  • Gringoed

    You’ll have to go off the beaten path for sure. I think the forum has established the Philippines as the best place for pussy, and I can vouch for that based on my experience.

  • Nomad77

    Paradise cannot exist because it is human nature to quickly grow accustom to anything. The more pussy you get the less value it will have. Personally, my greatest pleasure is from the chase not the fuck. Most girls, can’t be that good in bed, as most of us are not that good at The Game. I would rather fuck one really good girl than 10 so-so ones. But that’s my general approach to life: quality over quantity.

  • Renn

    When is enough enough?

    You’re no different than the Wall Street bankers, or the corrupt U.S. government in its quest for more and more power and money, or in your case, tail.

  • Dave

    I almost did not exist because my dad lived in the Philippines while in the Navy. Fortunately, he broke up with his fiance after shipping back to the States and met my mom. But from what I hear, that place has excellent women. Another Catholic country. It leads me to believe part of the reason the U.S. SMP sucks so much is because we aren’t a very Godly or moral nation – not to mention patriarchal. The reason countries like Turkey are leaps and bounds ahead of us in terms of quality SMP is because they are moral and patriarchal to the point where feminism is a crime even in the eyes of the women.

    We’re learning more and more that patriarchal society = civilization.

  • Grit

    Go to a SEC college town. Women here are a knockout, but tend to start the carousel eeeaaarrrly. No such thing as direct game, but u figure out why: all the guys are 6-2′ swarthy with cleft lantern jaws.

  • Oskar Anon

    I’m still asking whether Roosh has ever been able to get/ keep a girlfriend. Yeah, we all like getting chicks, but that’s becoming easy as women get sluttier and sluttier.

    I want to see one of these PUA guys convert game into getting and keeping a high quality woman, even if you do still fuck around on the side. The most prolific players eventually admit that constantly chasing bangs get old. (Tynan, Mystery, etc)

  • http://www.TheSolomonPress.com Samuel

    no-effort pussy and lack of resistance will make you weak and soft. Consider that in your assessment of paradise.

  • Razzy

    I know the place but Im not going to ruin its serenity by posting it on this wall. Email me and Ill tell you where Ive been living and where I pull 2-3 nights a week.

  • Hencredible Casanova

    Here here! A noble mission awaits you sir. Godspeed!

  • Giovonny

    This is my favorite Roosh personality.

    Stay in beast mode!

  • Yeah

    Keep yo’ pimpin’ big man.

  • Anonymous

    15. Razzy don’t be a spoil sport! Tell us where this promised land lies. I think only a handful of people have made it Poland on here so I can’t believe this Blog is going to ruin a country. Share you story dude… it’s your duty. Peace.

  • rokiroo

    i think this is a worthwhile goal. i have just about finished travelling around south america (partly inspired by a dbip) and it has already inspired me to work harder when i get back home so i´ll be able to do a 6 month stretch in what i think are pussy paradises.

    as roosh has said in an earlier post, putting yourself in a buyers (ie guys) market is the best way to bring happiness… to both your dick AND your life.

  • smiley

    Maybe you should go back to playing video games.

  • http://www.pualingo.com/ Casual

    Perhaps rather than “finding” pussy paradise, your goal should be to build it? Rather than hopping from country to country in search of the fabled 3×3 spot, perhaps the more effective thing to would be to apply your “concerted effort and strategy” into building a lifestyle that naturally brings the pussy to you? Food for thought.

    [Roosh: I have no hate for guys who prefer this method, but my personality is more suited for nomadic conquests than holding court in a castle.]

  • Anonymous

    It comes down to competetion. Where are guys short, poor and not abundant? or some combination of the three. The x factor then becomes…where also the women are hot. Poland, Costa Rica, Thailand, etc. Help us out Razzy!

  • TudoBem

    If you focus your mind on searching for a vaginal Shangri-La, then you will be less likely to fully taste and enjoy what you have at any given present moment.

    When I am in need of fresh motivation, I mix things up and make it interesting.

    I might say to myself, the next woman I defile must be black, or must be younger than 22, or must be a red head, or must be married, or wearing birkenstocks, etc etc.

    Of course there is no substitute for banging one chica doggystyle while she is munching on another ones box. Glorious. If you have never experienced such a thing, I strongly suggest you make it your mission in life to achieve it.

    [Roosh: Been there, tried that http://www.rooshv.com/a-notch-is-just-a-notch. Completing silly challenges wasn't satisfying because they weren't what I truly wanted.]

  • Phoenix

    “I want to be in a place where if I step outside and take a deep breath, pussy will come. I want to walk in a huge club and be the most desirable man who women compete over. I want zero-effort pussy of the most beautiful girls I’ve ever had in my life. Maybe you’re laughing right now that I’m dreaming, that this place doesn’t exist, but I believe it does, and sometimes belief is all it takes”

    –> Well Roosh, the only thing that comes to mind is this – your own place. A nice-sized house with a good neighborhood. You throw a party and invite all the girls you know. The ones you banged, and the ones you plan to.

    Neil Strauss and Mystery did this with project Hollywood. Pussy paradise is at your own place.

    That’s the only thing I can think of. Bank on the money and spend it wisley on upgrading your life. Not a single dime spent on any girl. (you know this already)

  • http://thecaptainpower.blogspot.com The Captain Power

    We should open up a paypal account among the online “GAME” community and everybody donate $5….We can get up to a million bucks and then buy a castle somewhere just for pussy…..Like one of those 1960′s hippie communes except we shower and have a gym with weights…DAMN, this is a great idea I might blog this ; )

    http://thecaptainpower.blogspot.com

  • pantalones

    It is unfathomable for I to close my eyes and put myself in your enviable position,
    I am Considerably older than you,and Have yet to experience even a drop of the “Dream” life that you are in the midst of. You’re living what at LEAST 85% of men wish to live,unless of course you are BSing us,which would probably mean that you SHOULD be concentrating your efforts on writing legitimate moneymaking quality fiction in the same league as the classic and contemporary greats ,which you would be well suited for,REGARDLESS.

  • Hans Gruber

    “When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.”

  • http://zarzuelazen.com/wordpress/ zarzuelazen

    Um..Roosh… this is the extent of your life ambition..just more and more pussy? OK, fair enough, each to their own ;) Myself, personally I want to take over the world (seriously) but thats just me.

    Surely, according to all PUA reports, Thailand and the Philippines fit the bill for a literal ‘pussy paradise’.

  • Watchman

    SE Asia easily fits the bill. I’m in Bangkok at the moment. I was out at a disco last night and a waiter comes over and tells me his friend likes me. She was hot so I went over and said hi. She told me I made her horny.

    We went back to my hotel and were barely inside the room when she starts blowing me like a hungry animal. We started having wikd sex She then begged me to bang her in the butt. I had sex with her all night and she left first thing this morning. I put in zero effort to pull her and didn’t even so much as buy her a drink.

    It sounds incredible but that kind of thing happens here all the time. Any half-decent guy will have similar experiences.

    [Roosh: I don't like Asian girls.]

  • Astelamos

    Listen, if you got bored in Poland, in paradise you will yearn for hell…

    You do not really know what you want.

  • Anonymous

    S/A Asia is not pussy Paradise by a long shot. Just because it’s easy to pull doesn’t mean its paradise. Shoring paradise maybe… if thats your thing. EE girls / South American girls are on a different level when it comes to quality.

  • Fairytale

    Brotips# 234 usually, the more someone talks about sex, the less they actually have. i think ths roosh guy is a preist who is in celibacy.

  • Dazza

    Thailand is far from paradise, it’s easy to pick up worn out skanks and you’ll get the occasional honey who’s not a hooker with minimal effort if you’re decent looking and not wearing backpacker clothes but the upmarket ‘hi-so’ thai girls will rarely touch a Westerner with a barge pole and are extremely hard work. That said Asian girls in general are at least 60% hotter than their Western counterparts. Visit Thailand or Filo if you’re after cheap whores but if you actually want to test your legitimate game try Korea and Japan…

  • Watchman

    Since 99% of girls in Asia aren’t prostitutes and plenty of those are hot and interested in sex, you’ve only overlooked about half a billion opportunities. Plenty of hot girls in EE and South America too, but more competition from handsome men. If easy, good quality sex is your thing, Asia is hard to beat IMO. Although plenty of opportunity in the places you mention too.

    If more of a challenge is what you’re after, then why not go the whole hog and move back to the West? This whole “it must be easy but not too easy or my ego will be harmed” attitude seems crazy to me. The only explanation I can see for it is people unable to give up their Western sexual conditioning, clinging to guilt and shame.

  • Sven

    Hey watchman. What was the name of the disco? Going to bangkok in 8 weeks and counting..

  • LeVon the Muse

    ‘Bang’ is at my doorstep (today).
    The journey begins!

  • The Glee Manifesto

    Get a Phd in Cultural Anthropology
    Write your dissertation on Game.
    You’ll be able to keep doing what you’re doing along the way

    You are already the Jane Goodall of banging anyway.

  • Watchman

    Dazza – since 95% of Thai girls are neither hi-so or skanks, it makes me wonder how well you know the place outside of Nana and Siam Paragon. If you guys are all determined to talk yourselves out of missing out on SE Asia though, no skin off my nose. Thailand’s only one part of it too.

    I agree with you about Japan. Just be aware that Japanese girls are very high maintenance once they think they’ve got their hooks in you. If you’ve spent much time there, you prob already know that though.

    Roosh – it’s a shame you don’t like Asian girls as they are in general much more fun in bed than white girls.

    Sven – try Soi Thong Lo, RCA and/ or Bed Supper Club.

  • The Glee Manifesto

    The 3×3 foot patch of space is inside of you.

  • Newberry

    Speaking of fading pussy paradises, what’s the deal with Brazil now? I’ve gotten the impression lately that western style values and prosperity are turning its women more American. Is it a few years too late? Or do we still have time left?

    [Roosh: Yes you still have time left, but strongly consider second-tier cities. I one day envisioned retiring in Brazil, but I just don't see that happening with the rapid "progress" it's making.]

  • Giovonny

    “The Jane Goodall of Banging”

    hahahaha!!

  • London

    Funny thing is, I used to live in Latvia and Estonia a long time ago and had everything he’s searching for. I’m not kidding when I say on a Friday night, I had 30+ beautiful girls I could call up and have them naked within an hour or two in my bedroom. And going out on the make was laughable, like stealing candy from sleeping children.

  • Anonymous

    didnt you also write something like “you cant do the things that made you happy in the past and expect them to still make you happy. you have to find new happiness”?

    maybe this is a sign that you should try doing something else. youve been writing a lot of depressing things lately and it sounds to me like youre getting tired of living your life for the next notch.

  • coordinates

    Paradise is half way in between Poland and Brasil…close to the Bermuda triangle?

    Perhaps you are just having a Game burnout? Take a break in the US or some place with fat chicks to recharge the batteries and fuel your hunger to find that sweet pussy paradise. I would be happy to help you find it.

  • Anonymous

    Hilarious.
    Roosh: “Pussy nirvana where art thou?
    I know your somewhere, now let me sniff you out goddamnit”

    lol..

  • pantalones

    Come to think of it,there IS no such thing as paradise,pussy or otherwise. Don’t push it. You have a good thing here,so just shut up, and love,embrace, and accept it.
    Maybe this glorious vida should’ve happened to you at a later age,after yet an even longer period of forced celibacy. Bet you’d thank that non existent God for finally sweet releasing you from the agony of woulda’ coulda’ and shoulda’,you lucky arab bastard!
    BTW I am great at closing and attracting a lot of stares from the opposite sex,but am horrible at approaching and getting any further. Try and live with THAT,Mr. “Poor Baby”!

  • Newberry

    Unfortunately Roosh, the news media also answered my question.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHLflIgXqgM&feature=player_embedded#!

    http://www.ajc.com/news/nation-world/brazilian-bikinis-burgeon-to-1323540.html

    Brazil’s Miss Plus Size Pageant just crowned its first winner in the pageant’s herstory. The pageant’s, Barbara Monteiro, is from Mato Grosso Du Sul, the same place my homegirl in Brazil is from. She’s been begging me to visit her and introduce me to her parents. But, she’s also packed quite a few pounds on her 6″ frame since I last saw her 6 years ago.

  • Michael

    I’d start in the least expected places… i.e. closer to home. I’d start with the major cities of Canada. I haven’t traveled as much as you (although I was scoring Pozan pussy before I even knew about the game) but that’s where I’m hitting next. From afar they seem like they’re better than the U.S.

  • Ataturk

    Roosh,

    Please write up a post about how Polish men have beta Game, and this is a major reason why Polish girls are easy for a foreigner…

    Plus, a lot of the white-supremacist losers who are furious that you are ‘taking their women’ and ‘converting them to Islam’ will be apoplectic once you write that.

    This is the best way you can strike back against your haters with just one article.

  • FORUM REGISTRATION

    WHY CANT I REGISTER AT YOUR FORUM? TODAY is the 1st of the month.

  • Abel

    yeah, i cant register too. what is going on?

    [Roosh: It's open now.]

  • Paradise World

    “chasing pink”

    LOL! Gotta use that!

  • Brian Mark

    @JJ This question may sound stupid, but… how many notches must a man have to call himself a man?
    I mean, is there a universal peak (number of notches) we all should reach?

    My answer is that you’ll know it when you get there. At least for me, after I’d done a lot, it was all about quality. I had no desire for average girls once, I hit that threshold.

  • Brian Mark

    As far as pussy paradises go, the world is always changing and what is a PP one year can change in a year and a half. So what was the PP one year may not be 2 years later. I also don’t believe there is anywhere that you don’t have to first build your harem. It is just easier to build that harem in the PP!

  • Random

    Get a student ID in Lund, Sweden. It has 12 “nationer” (kinda like fraternities/sororities) full of horny young chicks that are open all days and sell beer for 1/3 of what it costs in a bar.

  • Random

    Oh and these chicks are often new to the city and thus open to making new friends. Ultimate pussy master = become head of a “nollning” (freshman initiation). You get to boss around and degrade a bunch of kids, and DHV yourself to all the 19 year olds.

  • advance

    Speaking of Poland, I will be there in June.

    But I think I’ll be fucked, and not in a good way. I mean, with the Euro 2012 tournament and the summer break, there’ll be next to nothing there – and what will be there, will be desensitized to tourists, with the hundreds of thousands arriving in these months.

    Is there any point in going to Poland, really? Should I just go to Romania, Hungaria, Bulgaria, Ukraine, Estonia, Slovakia, Slovenia?

  • Brian Mark

    Roosh, how much have you spent so far to find your Pussy Paradise? I’m sure it has been worth every penny of it? So where is the closest place to that you’ve found?

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  • Anonymous

    dude you should go to Ukraine, belarus or Moldova, poor and incredibly beautiful and very feminine women. Also any Slavic or Baltic country, very beautiful women.

  • John Galt

    Truly, the Ponce de León of our day.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzDg4Jgcxms Sharpie

    Pussy paradise article didn’t get enough posts and comments as your other stuff and this was 1 of the better and entertaining articles

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    Poosy Paradise is in Thailand.
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  • Anonymous

    It exists, and I can confirm it exists because I experienced it first-hand: North Korea. Even as a bubbled-up tourist with minders at all times, I’ve never before experienced such a massive wave of obvious female interest.

    And, the women are feminine, they dress like in the 1920′s, they have strong gender roles and are very graceful and caring in nature. The opposite to what I found in South Korea.

  • gcm

    34 years old and not much left in the proverbial tank, Roosh. Being an American gives you the street cred in Europe to bang easy. Why not use your skills and come back to the home soil. Only then will you prove your worth and find pussy paradise.

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  • kat

    Your a disgusting worthless, no good prick! ! Who oughta be burned alive.

  • Jana

    I think you need to get checked out for sex addiction… just in case. It is a psychiatric disorder – not a joke.

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  • esolesek

    The first paragraph for me confirms that you are an idiot with no real life. Pussy is a big part of the reward of life, and a man has to be a man to get it, but if it’s your main goal, and the rest of life is worthless, then you’re about as interesting as the average tool. You have no talents, no interests, but then again, I do understand your viewpoint. It’s common among those who are incapable of art, music, writing, and film-making, which are the greatest pursuits in life, other than possibly pushing your genetic material into the future via a family. Pompous?
    Sure, but it’s still true. It’s also true that a man can’t buy respect from other men or women merely by tagging pussy.

    Being an accountant, lawyer, politician, insurance chump, computer jockey without being an entrepreneur, banker – these are all boring imprisoned pursuits compared to the random, thrilling aspect of travelling. But if all you really get from all these cultures is pussy, then you are seriously boring, and I would guess that you’re basically an international abuser of victims with little self-esteem, and it’s a miracle no random nut, or moral enforcer has gotten to you yet.

  • esolesek

    Check your age though. Scandinavian chicks will give you endless lectures about banging out of a five year age range.

  • esolesek

    I will testify as a guy from WA who spends time in Vancouver to the fact that Canadian women are better educated, WAY less likely to get pregnant unintentionally, in better shape, better dressed, better groomed, and with better manners than American women. People up there aren’t nearly as jaded as Americans, or as buffetted by the negative news that rules life in the USA. This also makes Americans a bit tougher and craftier, but many Canucks also aren’t enamored with a clueless American, so research something about their country and have some manners since they do.

    A lot of Vancouver girls are party girls though. Just find a nice girl from a suburb or new to the city. The city is brimming with hot women, and the border keeps out the thugs of the USA. Sure, there are heroin addicts, and asian gangs, but they’re not hard to avoid.