On April 1 I made a post about how I was heading to Ethiopia on April 22 to help kids in poverty. It was a reverse April Fools joke (i.e. the truth). As you read this I’m on a cramped flight headed to Addis Ababa and in just a day or so I will post photos of cityscapes and naked African kids to prove that I wasn’t bullshitting.

I figure this trip will be similar in length to the previous one (six months), but most likely shorter as my plan is less ambitious. If you have any Ethiopian travel tips then please share, and yes, I already know about the HIV situation. I’ll be okay since I bought some industrial strength condoms that are just one thickness grade lower than bicycle tires. I’m not going to feel anything and I’m definitely not going to blast but as long as I can brag about pounding Ethiopian girls I don’t care. Depending on my mood and health status I may swing by Egypt and visit the pyramids via camel transport.

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good luck roosh

Even better, you could visit the pyramids by camel-toe transport

Cool.

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Keep it real Roosh

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Well then, have a safe trip.

tenha uma boa viagem, filho.

You should party with the Somali Pirates.

- MPM

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I don’t worry about HIV anymore:

http://www.duesberg.com/

That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t wrap up for other reasons/diseases. I work in Health Care by the way.

there’s nothing to brag about banging an ethiopian girl.

things could really work out for you out there. you could trade food for sex.

Bless your heart, Roosh: celebrating Earth Day burning thousands of gallons of jet fuel so that you can get visit the Ethiopian poverty zoo.

Let’s be honest Roosh, this trip is all about you. I bet the cost of your personal expenses will exceed the value of whatever service you’ll provide (unless you have teaching or medical skills, you’ll probably be doing menial work they could have done themselves).

If you actually wanted to help the poor, you could have donated the money you saved for this trip to charity. It would have done more good than voyeurism. Hell, You could be a hero by going back to your corporate job and investing a fat portion of your salary in Grameen. But what kind of blog post would that make?

Roosh has done enough philanthropy, via this blog, to last a lifetime.

“Bless your heart, Roosh: celebrating Earth Day burning thousands of gallons of jet fuel so that you can get visit the Ethiopian poverty zoo.”

Oh shut your vagina already. If earth day is so important to you why don’t you go outside and plant a friggin tree instead of using the internet.

Roosh has done enough philanthropy, via this blog, to last a lifetime.

Amen to that.

Can’t wait for those pics

Before I clicked the comments, I said to myself “I bet someone is going to make a comment on how they don’t find black girls attractive.” Sure enough it only took 8 comments, but since it came from that total idiot Lurker it doesn’t matter. No one really respects that guy’s opinion anyway.

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If you can bang an Ethiopian chick I’d be pretty impressed. Not only are a lot of them hot, I heard it’s not that easy for foreigners to hook up with them.

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yay! I knew it was true when I read it. Bon Voyage! :~j

he must re-take the helm of The African Pirate Empire.

Things haven’t been going smoothly of late

No way…….shit I didnt get a chance to talk to you before you left…..# already disconnected :-)

i’m looking forward to pics of you giving vaccination shots to village children.

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I still don’t believe you, Roosh. I’ll wait for the photos.

To the person who posted the duesberg.com link: Are you serious? Duesberg’s claims have been widely discredited. Not only that, but they don’t even make sense. As far as I know, antiretrovirals are not immunosuppressant and don’t affect the bone marrow at all. If HIV doesn’t cause AIDS, why has survival time gone up considerably in recent years as better anti-HIV drugs have become available? A patient who is compliant with ART can expect to live a normal or nearly normal lifespan. Please don’t post such things; you’re misleading people. And yes, I work in healthcare.

Roosh,
bullshit

I am serious about Duesberg. I am open to you proving me wrong. Simply give me the citation to the study that proves HIV cause AIDS. As nobel prize winner Kary Mullis states, such a study would surely be worthy of the nobel prize. Since that study doesn’t exist, it may take you a while. For a disease that was supposedly characterized 25 years ago and has more money wasted on it, i mean spent on it, than any other disease, you’d think the nobel committee would have handed out a prize for that work by now.

Of course there is Kary Mullis. Who is Kary Mullis? The man that invented the procedure that is often used to detect HIV, the polymerase chain reaction. He does not believe HIV causes AIDS. Who is Duesberg? Duesberg discovered the first cancer gene.

I would tell others to read the site and then decide what explains reality better. HIV is sexually transmitted disease that has been documented for over 25 years. Everybody has a friend that have gotten herpes, warts, or some other STD. Do you know anybody, personally or a patient since you work in health care too, that has gotten AIDS in the US that isn’t an IV drug abuser or gay? Me neither. So is it really a disease that doesn’t discriminate? I don’t think so.

As far as survival rates go, of course survival rates will go up as more people become infected with HIV because HIV doesn’t kill you. Don’t post such things? I believe that science is about testing all possible theories to discover truth. That means considering all possibilities no matter how unpleasant they may seem. I think that is in the spirit of game: don’t listen to the convention wisdom which may or may not be bullshit. Look for truth wherever it may be or suffer the consequences of your ignorance.

Sorry to hijack the thread, but the HIV causes AIDS theory does not add up.

Ethiopian chicks aren’t black american chicks they are hot. Get some Roosh!!!

Sorry. I tried to edit the thread. The nobel prize was awarded in 2008 for the work on AIDS. However, as far as I know, it was for the discovery of the HIV virus, not for the work proving that it causes AIDS.

#7&23:
wrong place to post this pure B.S. junk science.
move on.

What do you call an an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

I’ll be here all week! Tip your waitresses!

put picks of the hot african girls, if there are any

I don’t believe it. You are learning Portuguese and Spanish at the same time to vacation in Ethiopia? Can’t wait for these photos (of Brazil, Columbia, and Venezuela).

Roosh, you may be aiming too high. Before hooking up with Ethiopian chicks, better to start with goats and work your way up, as locals do.
Be sure to make pics.

“Sorry to hijack the thread, but the HIV causes AIDS theory does not add up.”

Thabo Mbeki, is that you?!

Yay! I thought it sounded a bit too much like something you’d do to be an April Fools’ joke. Good luck and have fun!

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I don’t believe it either. I’ll see you in Rio.

Either way, HIV and related death rates are highest in the countries with the most rampant prostitution or unprotected sex ie: Thailand and Subsaharan Africa. Therefore, sex with random partners equals a higher risk of death by a disease mechanism that is highly correlated with HIV. Whether you can connect HIV to AIDS is irrelevant in a practical sense, as the risk factor for the end result(death) is the same. Therefore, use condoms.

“I’ll be okay since I bought some industrial strength condoms that are just one thickness grade lower than bicycle tires”

that is a good one : )

I don’t buy it… I think roosh is going to pop up in Colombia…

Roosh: I still don’t believe you’re going to Ethiopia, but if you are and you end up near Aksum (It’s north of Addis Ababa.), you could stop by and see the alleged location of the Ark of the Covenant.

Supposedly, the Ark was secretly evacuated during the destruction of Jerusalem and was taken to a hiding place in Ethiopia. The Church of St. Mary of Zion in Aksum claims that it now has the Ark.

But the church keeps it hidden and won’t let anyone else see it. :)

At any rate, it would make for a cool story. You could even throw in a reference to Indiana Jones.

travel itinerary: southwest airlines to miami-dubai air to cairo and just a 49 hr bus ride into addis ababa with all the booty and plunder a womanizer could want

#28 John – ROFL!!

For those of you joking about the looks of Ethiopian women, I don’t think you clowns have actually met any Ethiopian women. I don’t know about the ones that live in Ethiopia, but the ones I’ve met in the US for the most part are attractive and exotic looking. Girls from Eritrea and Somalia have a similar look. That tribal woman Roosh posted looks Kenyan to me, and looks nothing like an Ethiopian woman.

TA Ricky, no one listens to yourt opinion either.

And yes, for the most part, black girls ain’t attractive, kiddo.