- Arm Crossing Approach
- Do You Have To Stand Right Next To Me?
- Doughboy’s Super Direct Game
- Running Into A One-Night Stand
- Did You Fuck On My Couch?
I received 13 entries for the contest. They display a range of game and humor in a variety of settings, so choosing a winner will be tough. I want to have an open commenting period so you can share your thoughts to help me decide on the best video.
If I had to pick the winner today, it would probably come down to one of the following two submissions.
“I tried to pick up a girl working at Barnes N Noble. I used a book about the moon as a prop.”
What a nice example of cocky game using an indirect opener while finishing off with direct flourishes. It’s not hard to imagine this working on a young bookstore employee.
Absurd Booty Call:
“An under the radar booty call turns into absurdity when the girl brings her dog with us.”
The funniest entry. I like the time warp effect where the contestant shows several scenes in the same video.
Below are the rest of the submissions. Click the title link to watch (links open in a new window).
- Roommate Sex – “Soon after a painful breakup, I moved cross country with a long-time female friend who had constantly rejected my advances for years. She changed her mind when we got to our new place.”
- Airplane Pickup
- Seducing A Feminist by Dagonet – “A recent conversation I had at a pretentious party.”
- Fresh Off The Boat by Vincent Ignatius – “A hot Indian fob was flirting with my American-born half-Indian friend. He’s too much of a pussy to cheat on his girlfriend, even when she’s 1000 miles away. I didn’t know she was behind me.”
- Gangbang Tonight – “This is a real life approach I made a few months ago when I decided to have some fun and fuck with people. I promise that it is all true and I did get her number”
- English Bitch by Vincent Ignatius – “I made out with an English girl in a bar here in the US. This is what happened right after. I wasn’t really trying to take her home. She was a bitch so I just wanted to treat her like shit.”
- Flailing Arms by The Rookie – This is a girl I passed on to the Rookie in a bar (more details). You’ll be able to see why.
- Unrelated Major
- Hostel Banter
- Real World – “This took place at K street lounge rather early in the night. I’m still talking to the girl, but she mentioned it was a weird opening.”
- Rose Tattoo – “It is about one of my conversations with the first girl seen in this video (via Naughty Nomad) when I was in Boracay in April. ”
I now turn to the peanut gallery. Who do you think should win the grand prize of A Dead Bat In Paraguay and a $20 Amazon gift certificate? If you’re a contestant, feel free to get hyphy on your video.Tweet Follow @rooshv
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Gangbang tonight. :D my vid.
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really liked the first one.
Very smooth transition to the phone number. Good mix of cocky confidence and humor.
Well the first one is good because it’s a great example of game. Others are really funny, especially the last one. Comedy boob job. LOL.
After looking at my personal top three: Bookstore Pickup, Fresh off the Boat, and Gangbang, I’ve decided that……
Gangbang has it!
Raliv, did you really do that “score!” thing at the end?
lol. great stuff.
I think Rose Tattoo wins, with Gangbang Tonight? as a close second.
well i thought mine was gold, but it’s great to see others have hilarious experiences as well
The Rookie’s last blog post: BCN: The Canadians.
I like Gangbang, Roommate Sex, and Absurd Booty Call.
Neo’s last blog post: “She’s probably a whore”.
“Gangbang Tonight” wins hand down in my mind.
I quite literally was rolling across the wall at the end of it.
Fuck! That was today? I missed the deadline. It’s like college all over again.
At first I thought Vincent’s ‘Off the boat’ had it just on the strength of ‘Let her touch your penis, homo’, but then I watched ‘Rose tattoo’ and I thought it was the funniest.
my fav is the feminist one lol!
Rose Tattoo wins. Funny as hell.
Seducing the feminist is a close second.
Please remember: “Women are not for decoration!”
I just can’t understand Rookie’s video.
Gangbang Tonight was hilarious. I liked Rose Tattoo because it reminded me how just much of a dick you can be and get away with it as long as the girl is hot.
it reminded me how just much of a dick you can be and get away with it as long as the girl is hot.
or if she’s a third world hooker.
Rookie’s is the funniest
I vote bookstore for best game and rose tattoo for funniest.
I’ll add that the English girl was a chain smoker and that’s why I mentioned my kiss not tasting like cigarettes.
Vincent Ignatius’s last blog post: Asian Alpha.
I vote for Rose Tattoo but I am a little biased ;-)
Airplane pickup is probably the best demonstration of game, but I gotta go with Rose Tattoo because it’s the most hilarious
I vote for Rose tattoo!
Many of the videos are funny, but I wonder if you were actually trying to have sex with the girl. “Rose Tattoo” doesn’t seem like a pickup.
Roommate sex: The girl really sounds in charge.
Airplane: Awesome!!! That was really solid game.
Seducing a feminist: Why didnt you put that feminist in her place?
Gangbang: Hilarious! Part of the hilarity is how the robot pronounces “gangbang”. I wish you had pressed forward past the number offering, you may have gotten the gangbang.
English bitch: Nice one, I guess.
Flailing arms: This one is hard to imagine in real life.
Rose Tattoo: Funniest one.
Best game: Airplane
Funniest: Rose Tattoo
Feminist slut is awesome. But so is roommate one and English bitch.
I guess I just get off on whiny bitchy chicks being put in their place.
whorefinder’s last blog post: Hookers are flaky, unprofessional bitches..
The winner will be announced on October 1. These comments are actually making it harder to pick.
Forgot to review Bookstore and Bootycall:
Bookstore: Decent game, but opinion openers based on lies are so tiresome and false.
Bootycall: Funny, but the change in scenery and time doesnt really work in one of these videos where the characters and background are not moving/changing.
dammit! I missed the deadline. i had a really good one too.
anyhow, rose tattoo was the funniest. gangbang was the best example of humor and game combined, and so it should win.
Barnes N Noble, she was a hooker trying to pick me up so, in that sense, it was a pick up.
I just decided to rip on her because the only way I would have taken her home would have been for a freebie sports fuck.
Some more of later part of the conversation is here :
I did not put it in the video because you can’t put a third person in the videos so I could not include Herman the German sex tourist.
Best game….. Bookstore
Funniest….. Rose tattoo
On Rose Tattoo, any interaction between (straight) men and women is a potential pickup situation. And besides, the fact that she was putting up with that much abuse indicates she was digging him at least a little, even if the chances of her giving away a freebie were low.
Just some added triva.
Roommate had at least 15 guys before me. After finding a new girl roommate started to send naked pics to my girlfriend saying she wanted to try girls. So one night while drunk my girl and I got in bed with the roommate, striped her naked and started up a threesome. Except that the roommate was a lying cunt and had no interest in girls, when my girl touched her she froze like a Wisconsin winter. Afterwards, I got an earful from my girl about wanting the roommate more than wanting her. I promptly told her to shut up because I work in 4 hours. It’s sad how marriage drains your memory of what was alpha and whats indoctrinated beta. Glad I found this blog and others.
Oh, and I knew the dog chick was a whore because I used the worst line on her and it worked. I offered her sex lessons and she accepted… In a dark park with her hands and knees.
Best game? Bookstore.
Runner up? Absurd booty call.
Winner (due to funny): Rose tattoo.
Rose Tatoo. hilarious. I’m too old for this shit but just visualizing that scene reminded me of a lot of rich, divorced chicks in the bars in my area. I could really see many of them responding just like that after a couple of white wines.