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Reenactment Of My Personal Crisis

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Continuing on the theme from Wednesday’s post, this video reenacts a recent conversation I had with myself while out at a bar with friends. My alter egos are represented by South American soccer players. This is the most emotional and groundbreaking reenactment I’ve done.

I will have to make a decision soon.

REENACTMENT CONTEST UPDATE:

Speaking of decisions, I’ve chosen the winner to the reenactment contest. The grand prize goes to… Bookstore Pickup by mkpoway. While many videos were entertaining, Bookstore Pickup had the highest overall score based on the categories of humor, game, and authenticity. The viewers choice award goes to Rose Tattoo, which many readers enjoyed. Thanks to everyone for participating.


 
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41 Comments »
October 1st, 2010 @ 9:04 am

Congratulations to mkpoway!

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2 Anonymous
October 1st, 2010 @ 9:43 am

“Iron curtain attitude”! Great reenactment. It single-handedly destroys all the contest entries.

3 Mr. T
October 1st, 2010 @ 10:08 am

Time to head back to Brazil.

Can you make enough money to stay there indefinitely?

Maybe you can organize “Brazilian game” workshops for foreign guys who visit Brazil?

4 Mr. T
October 1st, 2010 @ 10:17 am

Oh, and I have asked this before but never gotten a response:

How bad is DC compared to other cities in terms of the quality of women and their attitude?

Also, Roosh, have you lived in other cities? A lot of guys get sick of living in the same place.

I have even heard guys complain about the women in LA, and yet every time I visit LA I see plenty of hotties (a least in West LA).

Maybe a change of city would do you good.

…or if you are dead set on Brazil, then making a plan on how to live there long-term may make more sense.

October 1st, 2010 @ 10:21 am

having the freedom to do it is the best part. between Brazil and eastern europe, or even another American city… probably a good idea if you were still 25. but who knows? keep on gaming in your 40s. fuck it.

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6 Lumiere
October 1st, 2010 @ 10:50 am

Readers choice award ?

Sweet

What do i win?

7 Ivan Drago
October 1st, 2010 @ 11:02 am

If you go to Eastern Europe for any length of time you’ll probably get beaten up at least once. When I traveled through it, every swarthy guy I met had gotten heat from the locals at some point.

October 1st, 2010 @ 11:16 am

Whether you go to Brazil or eastern Europe you’ll be a lot more relaxed and enjoy yourself more with some money coming in from a book you’ve just published. Buckle down, finish the book and then decide. I’m speaking as a master procrastinator of ocurse.

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9 West LA
October 1st, 2010 @ 11:28 am

Roosh, this new video you made, expressing your inner dialog this way, shows good creativity.
Well Done. Very enjoyable. Hope you’ll do more.

Mr. T, yes, West LA has plenty of “hotties”, but it also seems to be the Entitlement Mentality Capital of America,
as well as being Flake Central.
And let’s not forget it’s The Summit of Superficiality.
And perhaps The Apex of Ageism.
But yeah, you’ll see lots of great looking women here.

10 Anonymous
October 1st, 2010 @ 12:27 pm

Dude, maybe you’re just bored with banging women. Might be time to start defining your life some other way. “It’s what I do” is not a reason.

11 Wolf
October 1st, 2010 @ 12:47 pm

@Roosh, you’ve developed a ‘scarcity mentality’ around women in DC (because you’ve seen the finer shores of Brazil.) Women in DC don’t cut it anymore. I know the feeling. But either change the mentality to an ‘abundance mentality’ or make a real plan to do something about your situation and move. In fact, do both. I did. Because if you go somewhere else and don’t change that scarcity mentality it will come back and you’ll hate Brazil or Eastern Europe or wherever else you go in time, too.

October 1st, 2010 @ 1:28 pm

“Some cheap old navy sh*t”

That made me laugh.

- MPM

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October 1st, 2010 @ 1:58 pm

DEAD ON about “banging all the girls here in one form or another.

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14 Marco
October 1st, 2010 @ 2:29 pm

Shout if you’re ever in Rio. First beer’s on me.

15 Aaron
October 1st, 2010 @ 3:55 pm

Do what makes you happy dude, if you want to go live in Brazil then do it

16 Anonymous
October 1st, 2010 @ 4:49 pm

I don’t know about where you live, but Miami and NYC have gorgeous women, even the Americanized ones. The US isn’t completely filled with ugly/fat

17 Anonymous
October 1st, 2010 @ 5:14 pm

Yes it is…

18 Anonymous
October 1st, 2010 @ 6:53 pm

Yeah, DC blows. Move to NYC and step it up.

19 Anonymous
October 1st, 2010 @ 11:22 pm

“If you go to Eastern Europe for any length of time you’ll probably get beaten up at least once. When I traveled through it, every swarthy guy I met had gotten heat from the locals at some point.”

True dat.

See the video below, part 1 & 2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLUxuq-E9yA&feature=related

I think Russia or certain parts of Eastern Europe is not a good option.

20 Anonymous
October 1st, 2010 @ 11:32 pm

“Yeah, DC blows. Move to NYC and step it up.”

NYC = $$$$$$

You need some serious cash to live there unless you want to live in a shoebox apt or in shitty parts of NYC.

21 Roosh
October 2nd, 2010 @ 12:03 am

Whenever someone goes for a “U.S. ain’t bad” argument, they point to NYC, Miami, and LA. Those are only three cities in a swath of sloppy fat ugliness. Saying “there are hot girls in NYC” just proves my point about how bad American women have gotten. And if you’ve been to NYC lately, you saw firsthand how many foreign women are there padding the overall attractiveness ratio.

There are a lot of countries in the world where as long as you’re in a city with over 100k people, it’s livable in terms of girls. Can’t say that for USA or any other country where english is the primary language.

Just sayin’.

22 homey
October 2nd, 2010 @ 1:14 am

Silver Spring blows. That’s your problem.

23 Mr. T
October 2nd, 2010 @ 5:18 am

“Whenever someone goes for a “U.S. ain’t bad” argument, they point to NYC, Miami, and LA. Those are only three cities in a swath of sloppy fat ugliness. Saying “there are hot girls in NYC” just proves my point about how bad American women have gotten. And if you’ve been to NYC lately, you saw firsthand how many foreign women are there padding the overall attractiveness ratio.

There are a lot of countries in the world where as long as you’re in a city with over 100k people, it’s livable in terms of girls. Can’t say that for USA or any other country where english is the primary language.

Just sayin’.”

That is not necessarily true. There are more than 3 cities (NYC, Miami, LA) in the USA with decent women.

Austin,TX is alright. Tempe, AZ is pretty good (ASU chicks are babes). So is Boston, MA (so I am told, never been there). San Diego, CA is ok.

Basically, if you want to live in a place with decent women, pick a place that has a serious SWPL/trendy aspect to it or a beach culture that emphasizes working out or a college town with a high ratio of college girls.

Even in NYC, Miami and LA, the best places to find women are in the SWPL/trendy areas.

As much as the SWPLs are shit on here and at Roissy’s, it is precisely those type of trendy areas that tend to attract the best women.

I think you are a bit jaded, Roosh. Living in DC too long probably does this to you.

Granted, going to Southern Brazil has probably skewed your expectations a bit regarding what is hot, but you can still find plenty of hot chicks in the USA despite what is said on here.

October 2nd, 2010 @ 5:47 am

A lot of the “community” guys would probably say you have a limiting belief, that you’re only seeing what you want to see. Or maybe they would tell you to not be anti social and make friends with the FAT/Unattractive girls so you can try to get with their HOT friends later. Or maybe you that you need to improve your game to get the handful of girls you ARE attracted to. But game is only one part of the equation. Game is 50% the other 50% is the environment you’re gaming in. If you’re gaming in say, Brazil, where there are a lot more attractive women, the environment does most of the work for you. As long as you get some fluency in the language, and have a minimal amount of game, and decent amount of time you’ll have very nice women even if your a beta! Yes brazilian betas get laid with hot brazilian girls all the time because they have “permanency” as you put it in some of your blog posts…. And a lot of alphas get sloppy american seconds in the U.S. Why? It’s all in the dating environment.

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October 2nd, 2010 @ 6:12 am

I’ve been going through a similar crisis in my dating life. Very few girls are worth talking to. I’m still going through the motions and picking up chicks, but my heart’s not in it any more.

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26 slumlord
October 2nd, 2010 @ 6:40 am

That’s the problem, when you’ve had your fill of pussy what else is there.

Many girls are nothing else but pussy, nothing else to offer.

27 Pierce
October 2nd, 2010 @ 12:03 pm

This response is common when you spend a good amount of time in a latin country then move back to the anglo way of life.

Robinho, a world class footballer, had a similar response during his move from Brazilian club Santos FC to English Premier League club Manchester City.

http://www.goal.com/en/news/9/england/2010/09/05/2104183/milans-robinho-cites-struggling-to-adapt-in-awful-place-to

“There was a lack of contact between the players and the club. It was much like an office – to training and goodbye, to a match and goodbye. I am Brazilian and I can’t offer my best performance if I’m not happy in every aspect of life.

“That was my problem. I am a special footballer and I need to be happy when I’m playing. That was the case at Real Madrid but never at City. Perhaps I should never have left Real Madrid.

After a positive start to his career at City, Robinho failed to perform consistently, a fact he attributes to his unsuccessful adaptation to life in England.

“At the beginning it was positive, but England is a hard country and I had problems adapting,” he said. “Having Elano and Jo in the squad was a real bonus. They helped me to adapt but then Elano left I still don’t understand the motives behind his exit.

“After that, Mark left and I don’t think that Mancini had confidence in me. Going on loan to Santos was the best solution because, if I’d stayed at City, I would not have played in the World Cup. The loan was very successful. I recaptured my love of football, won a title and confirmed my place in the Brazil team. It was an excellent experience and they tried to extend my loan, but City had made up their minds to sell.”

“Manchester is a sensational venue for football but an awful place to live … the winter, the cold and the dark nights. It’s very hard for a young Brazilian.

Even World Class Millionaire Soccer Plays Feel the Effects of Culture Shock.

28 Gabe
October 2nd, 2010 @ 2:08 pm

Roosh I don’t think all US cities are as terrible for girls as you think. I’ve lived in DC as well as Denver and Chicago and I can tell you that Denver and Chicago are both light-years ahead of DC in terms of the singles scene. DC seems to be particularly shitty, more of an exception than the rule. If you can’t move to Brazil right now for practical reasons maybe you need to move to a better US city.

29 Anonymous
October 2nd, 2010 @ 4:29 pm

I think it’s because DC is still a black city and black women are the most obese. Then white and other women see all these fat black chicks and think it’s ok to be obese as well. DC is the only place I’ve seen that has fat asian chicks. They have done studies that show your social group influences how fat you will be, ie if all of your friends are fat then it’s much more likely that you’ll be fat too.

30 OGNorCal707
October 2nd, 2010 @ 4:39 pm

@ Roosh, I’m in Santa Barbara right now doing some hustlin’… While I tend to agree with you about American women, there are certain places, like here in Santa Barbara that are stacked with hot women. I’m serious this town has some of the highest percentages of hot women, any where that I’ve been to in the world, I’d say half of the women you see on the streets are 9′s or 10′s, with the average girl being a 7.5!

31 gringoed
October 2nd, 2010 @ 4:50 pm

@Pierce

Nice link. It would take a looooooot of $$ to get me to live in England.

32 gringoed
October 3rd, 2010 @ 12:09 am

Kaka and Messi are surprisingly cynical and jaded. I guess it’s because they lost the WC. DEEP!

33 samseau
October 3rd, 2010 @ 6:46 pm

Sounds like you were spoiled too much in Brazil and don’t want to put in effort to achieve lesser results in America.

“That is not necessarily true. There are more than 3 cities (NYC, Miami, LA) in the USA with decent women.

Austin,TX is alright. Tempe, AZ is pretty good (ASU chicks are babes). So is Boston, MA (so I am told, never been there). San Diego, CA is ok.”

As someone from Boston, I can say the women here aren’t too impressive. Basically, the entire northeast SUCKS when it comes to finding a girl, and then there’s Boston. More quality girls than anywhere in the northeast, but it’s still just the best alternative in a land of frigid northeast pussy. New York is just 100 miles south of Boston and offers so much more…

34 Anonymous
October 4th, 2010 @ 6:42 am

wow, youre really negative.

My guess is you have only been banging 6′s.

35 JM
October 4th, 2010 @ 2:17 pm

OGNorCal. You are full of it. The girls at UCSB are chunky slobs in Target flip flops.

And the women on State St who actually make an effort on their appearance are all 40-50 year old surgically enhanced puffer fish. They’re just hoping you’ve had enough to drink not to notice reality.

36 Mr. T
October 4th, 2010 @ 8:02 pm

“The girls at UCSB are chunky slobs in Target flip flops.”

I think you are being a little bit unfair. UCSB has some hotties…but i will agree with you that most (probably all) of the UCSB girls dress like slobs and wear cheap flip flops.

October 4th, 2010 @ 8:17 pm

Roosh, I’m really feeling this post and can relate.
Relativity is a fucking bitch. How can one appreciate inferiority? Something that once excited, now mundane… Solution – Plane tickets.

On that note – Ethiopia.

You know you want to.

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38 InterestedParty
October 6th, 2010 @ 12:28 am

@21 Rooshv

As other people said, there are some other good choices besides those, but those are the big three.

But all that is beside the point. Regardless of how good 100K populations are for girls in 3rd world countries, why do you continue to stay in a shit location in THIS country.

(answer – because you are chained to your parent’s shit location?)

39 Moridin
October 6th, 2010 @ 1:59 pm

@Anonymous (29th post)

In Brazil there are lots of blacks, so I don’t think that’s it. Also, in DC there are some hot Ehtiopian chicks, from what I’ve heard.

February 2nd, 2011 @ 10:50 pm

Roosh’s pussy hurts, again.

Tell us all about your dewicate feewings sweetie.

41 turner
September 8th, 2011 @ 10:07 pm

Yes. Flowers for Algernon also sums up this point. I have been to South America for a year and Eastern Europe for a year, and once you have dated quality women, you cant go back. You just cant. You cant even settle for talk to some girl who looks okay in America in some bar and give her the time of day when her attitude of entitlement sends shivers down my spine. I agree with your sentiment Roosh. Poland is my favorite for quality women who are both nice and hot. But if you want the super hot, naughty ones, you gotta go deeper into the East (Ukraine and Russia). Those girls are just naughty:)

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