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The first half of this week’s reenactment is depressing. Here’s an insecure girl whose body I ravished, spilling her guts out to a man who only cares about himself. I tried to be extra nice so she wouldn’t feel completely worthless.

After the initial pity party, I realized that she was looking much cuter than I remembered. Her hair was did and the outfit she wore highlighted her Latin curves. My crotch began to throb. I decided that I wanted to fuck her again, and you’ll see how I tried to weasel my way back into the mix towards the end of the video.

I’m disappointed my Zack Morris “time out” technique failed because with a little bit more time I could have given better responses to this rather uncommon situation. No matter because shortly after the confrontation I met a petite Ethiopian girl with a gloriously thick accent. I lost interest in the one-night stand chick yet again. Welcome to life.

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Awesome. Wish we could see your real expressions while that golden river of lies pour from your mouth. Truly the work of a master deceiver.

So what happened with the ethernopian?

it’s interesting how girls still want to be pursued even when they don’t do anything that warrants pursuing them.

i fucking love these things

LOL, since I was standing right there peeping the game, her expression was priceless. She kept smiling the whole time and giving you the “bring it on” look. It was obvious she would still let you hit.

I just met up with a girl last night for a first date, and she was so extremely nice that I know I’d have feelings of guilt if I just banged her and disappeared. Amazingly I never have these feelings with the hoes.

Neo’s last blog post: Date Night and Happy Hour.

Yeah, these are always entertaining.

craig | travelvice.com’s last blog post: Our Fourth Bedouin Host.

Damn this shit was the best one yet, Roosh how you be remembering all these lines? I went on a date yesterday and I barely remember anything past her ass.

Good shit homie!

Solo’s last blog post: Fun-Sized-Blond.

good to know she still wants it. her angry friend probably wants it too

The Rookie’s last blog post: 4th Quarter.

“No I didn’t, wait, oh yeah haha that did happen.”

lol

The pauses make this vid hilarious. Keep it up!

animal crackers hahahaha

At the end, did you say “I definitely won’t” ? Haha, that’s just 100% asshole. Awesome.

Haha… this was a good one. A good display of reaching into the never ending bag of lies and spin, when the truth won’t do. I also like how the reputation for calling out cockblockers is starting to precede you. ha

She doesn’t even deserve to be more than a one night stand… she can’t even appreciate a guy dropping a box of animal crackers out of his man purse. lol

That is pretty damn funny.

“It’s not you, it’s me.”

“But I did send the last text message”

The box of Animal Crackers in the satchel thread was smooth.

- MPM

The G Manifesto’s last blog post: The Purpose of Facebook and Twitter.

funniest one yet

The pauses make these videos hilarious. I hate running into one night stands and I hardly ever remember their names. I usually abandon all attempts to rectify our love…

Tyler’s last blog post: Martini’s to Sex 1:1.

That was pure gold!

Love the awkward pauses and the unsmooth cadence of the lines delivered

That was hilarious. “Its not you, its me”. Ha. Thats some fuckin balls in 2010. too funny.

good stuff.

but what happened to the old roosh voice (the more authentic one)?

LMFAO

I love the “It just happened” line. I know girls love to tell themselves that, so whenever a chick is expressing regrets about a hook-up, I use that line. Works every time.

Vincent Ignatius’s last blog post: Revenge Of The Nerds.

These clips are awesome. They would be even better if you reenacted them in person with an old fuck buddy of yours for the female part. Possible? Just an idea.

“It just happened”
Sure. LOL

I love these :D

Also, you lasted far longer than I would have, my patience would’ve run out with that bullshit about half way through. If you sent the last text and she didn’t respond, and you asked her to come over again and she declined, AND she has your number, then it’s entirely her fault she didn’t end up seeing you again, not yours. Fuck her, I would’ve walked away half way through her self-victimizing yapping.

Also, what the fuck is up with all the Ethiopians in D.C.?! I keep hearing you mention them and I don’t think I’ve ever met an Ethiopian before in my life. It’s like saying you keep running into Bulgarians in the middle of Montana or something, it’s weird.

OMG That shit had me in tears over here. Pure gold.

“phew”

why the fuck don’t you fuck white girls? fat latin girls, Ethiopians? Dammit. These girls are the scum of the earth. Totally worthless.

Hilarious. I wasn’t expecting animal crackers guy to make a cameo at all.

Ethiopian girls are beyond game.

Once you have an Ethiopian hottie, it is end game. A diamond in the rough.

27: ?!?!?! Ethiopian girls? haha. I am glad there are losers like you to take the worthless girls. That leaves all the hot girls for me. thanks.

[...] hilariously ran into an old one night stand, and posted the reenactment on his [...]

You know what would be even more BadBoy? Pooping on the bitch’s car.

But keep it a secret – the first rule of Alpha Dominant Poop Squadron is that you do not talk about Alpa Dominant Poop Squadron.

Hugs,
Sexy Pterodactyl

P.S. Check out me and Roissy’s pump-and-dump Game demonstration, it’s the video at the lake at my current post.

Sexy Pterodactyl’s last blog post: Revealed! Roissy and the PUAs’ Perfidious Slut Matrix (now with more Spearhead).

Awsome, mabee time for Bang 2.0 ???

Love it!

good shit

ptk’s last blog post: How (not) to crush Lmr.

fucking retarded. white girls are the best.

That was brilliant. You need to write screenplays.

if you dont like Ethiopians your either racist or just gay.

http://ethiopiangirls.net/

Yeah, what’s with the anonymous racism, ffs reminds me of the old grannie in Malcolm in the Middle.

35: Are you kidding me? That link made me even more disgusted and repulsed by Ethiopian girls. Barf!!!!! How can you seriously say that Ethiopian girls are hot? Revolting. The good thing is that dumbfucks like you take the trash like them and it leaves even more hot girls for me. Thank you.

either gay or troll. the fact that your reading this blog means probably troll.

how does the fact that i am reading this blog make me a troll? Am I not allowed to not think Ethiopian girls are hot? How fucking dumb are you? I read this blog for Roosh, not some dumbfuck commenter. Fuck off faggot.

you must be gay then

God. It’s so hard to remember how little men really care. Hard but good. Which is not what she said.

V’s last blog post: Everything is as it Seems.

There are beautiful women all over the world, in all shades. I think many white Americans (and men all over the world) are caught up in the American beauty ideal – namely thin, white, light eyes and blond with big, fake breasts. Vogue magazine’s American edition has been publishing for over 100 years and have only had a handful of women of color on their cover. That says it all. Meanwhile, their European edition regularly has non-whites on the cover. I’d never say white women attractive just because they’re white. Even if a woman isn’t what I’m usually attracted to, I can still look at her and say she’s attractive.

I dunno, looks to me like you got called out on your shit. But what do I know, I’m just looking at a teddy bear reanactment. A funny as hell one.

Hai girls