…days there: 188

…countries I visited: 9

…cities I spent at least one night in: 30

…days my stomach has not been right: 130+ and counting

…times I washed my only pair of pants (jeans): 4

…items the laundry places lost: 2

…times I used a laundry place: around 20

…bridges I jumped off: 1

…times I hand-washed clothing: 0

…months until I had to take a shit in a bus station restroom: 5

…months until turned into a “beer guy”: 3

…posts I wrote for this blog: 89

…words I wrote in my travel journal: 76,000

…nights spent camping: 0

…haircuts: 0

…times I got robbed: 1

…total number of hours on the bus: 253 (10.5 days)

…average length of a bus ride: 8 hours

…percent of my time in South America spent on the bus: 5.6%

…longest continuous bus ride: 24 hours

…longest continuous journey without a bed: 45 hours (4 buses)

…pairs of ear plugs I went through: 8

…different gyms I used: 5

…percentage of hostels that I’m sure had bed bugs: 15%

…beaches I swam in: 3

…hospitals I’ve stepped foot in: 4

…drug or vaccine injections: 8

…times I was awaken by dorm-mates having sex: 2

…girls I met that I’d consider dating long term: 1

…Irish people who broke the “Irish people drink a lot” stereotype: 0

…pairs of contact lenses I went through: 5

…times I took language instruction: 3

…new porn video clips I downloaded: 0

…books I read: 0

…times I was bodily searched outside an airport: 1

…glaciers I saw: 5

…postcards I sent: 67

…times I thought I may not make it out of South America alive: 2

…South American countries I have not stepped foot in: 4

…hotel room in a small Bolivian city: $3

…large smoothie with protein in Rio de Janeiro: $3

…Red Bull in a Rio de Janeiro gas station: $4

…night at the Copacabana Palace hotel: $520

…money I spent not including airfare: ???

…cost to Quito, Ecuador by air: $475

…one-way ticket home from Rio: $1025

…price of round-trip ticket from Rio: $1025

…regrets: 0

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I am going to ask the obvious, but I suspect many readers are wondering about it. Where are the notches/flags stats?????

Roosh – you left out one important stat though, how many times did you get laid?

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Good lord, I am going to sound like such a mom/harpy woman here, but have you been to a doctor for your stomach? That shit ain’t right. If nothing else, such, er, distress screws with your game.

Lemmonex’s last blog post: And Unicorns Fly Out of the Pan.

Still no regrets of leaving Brazil so soon… Tsc tsc tsc… you really don’t know what you’re missing…

Beach Bum’s last blog post: The VDay.

We all know you don’t share that many really personal details but give us a flag count from the trip at least. We deserve it.

What specifically were the drug/vaccine injections for?

Jack Goes Forth’s last blog post: The State Of Jack Address.

You didn’t get laid….

damn damn.

I hope you bought a round trip ticket in case you want to go back in a month, especially since it wouldnt cost anything

ear plugs are addictive.
i’m glad you enjoyed yourself!

You’ve just described my high school experience.

First, why not bring or buy an extra pair of pants? I mean, really, whats the harm? Second, you didn’t get laid did you? That fucking sucks, but at least man-up to it.

Those who are especially curious about where my dick has been in south america can ask me in person.

And Roosh, remember, Lorena Bobbitt was from Venezuela. You’re lucky your dick isn’t still in South America, without you attached.

Joe T.’s last blog post: UK Parliament Debate: Budget Airlines Hurt Domestic Tourism?.

I love this one:

“…Irish people who broke the “Irish people drink a lot” stereotype: 0″

craig of travelvice.com’s last blog post: International Travel Consent For The Children Of Travelers.

my friend’s stomach wasnt right until a month or two after mexico. i suspect roosh’ll be ok

Nope, in fact, I cannot ask you in person :)

Methinks too the boy definitely did not get laid! Can’t ask you in person due to long distance. You are the one who regards himself as the self-proclaimed “Expert” in picking up chicks. Can’t imagine why you are so insulted in not offering up that tally….why we have been subjected to various intimate details of your poo…feels like we all know you intimately already!

Suddenly the boy is shy? Awww…give me a break!

I don’t mean to disrespect the “Expert” here, but do you think having a shortage of clean clothes might have had something to do with it?

Does “bodily searched” count as a notch?

i’m pretty sure he banged.

that was a really cool post man, I enjoyed the sh@t out of it.

I got Diahorea 3 times in 2 weeks in Rio, all different kinds so I can relate.

peace

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