Comments on: The Beard Experiment

By: lktoh@gmail.com

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By: If You Don’t Look Like Jesus, Why Are You Still Alive? » Roosh V

If You Don’t Look Like Jesus, Why Are You Still Alive? » Roosh V — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 15:10:55 +0000

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By: BEAVE

BEAVE — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 20:34:01 +0000

Yeah I must agree with Mandy. Don’t get me wrong I like the beard, but any girl kissing you gives carpet munching a whole new meaning!

By: Roissy

Roissy — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 18:12:07 +0000

“distaff”. don’t know if Falstaff went for the grizzly look.

By: Roissy

Roissy — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 17:19:55 +0000

rugged masculine earthiness aside, beards connote untrustworthiness and deviousness, especially to the falstaff half of the voting electorate. that is why every president since, oh garfield? harrison?, has forsworn it. i think facial hair on presidential candidates disappeared entirely when women got the vote.

academics sport beards to hide weak jawlines.

By: Lisa

Lisa — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 14:01:44 +0000

Huh? But it looks nice. Every man looks better with a beard and I can’t be the only one who thinks so and sees a man with a beard and just wants to hump his face. Or at the very least feel more kindly disposed towards him.

You look like Bob Schneider in that pic.

By: Mandy

Mandy — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 05:42:38 +0000

Girls liked the beard because it made you a badass. But seriously…I’m sure there were multiple complaints in the kissing department. You probably rubbed your dates’ faces raw!

By: namaste

namaste — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 03:38:20 +0000

damn….I LOVED the beard!

By: BEAVE

BEAVE — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 17:56:10 +0000

Yeah, I tryed to grow my chen hairs long, but after a few crazy gazes at the office, I cut it. Oh yeah, and why didn’t you show the after pic?

By: b

Wed, 07 Feb 2007 05:21:06 +0000

I don’t think it looks that bad, but what the fuck do I know?…….or care given I’m straight

By: wrytexan

wrytexan — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 02:34:36 +0000

Jesus H. Christ

By: Jewcano

Jewcano — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 01:01:12 +0000

You missed out on a golden opportunity to experiment. The best thing about shaving a beard is that it doesn’t have to be done all at once. Shave the moustache for an Honest Abe (Illinois Rail Splitter?) Shave the chin but leave the moustache. Shave both for huge hamhocks, or trim for a Wolverine look, quite stunning with the ladies. You could even do some homorific Backstreet Boys thinbeard if that’s your bag.

Personally I’d have recommended the really long sideburns. No reason, of course.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 18:54:28 +0000

its funny you slag “non majority” race types….
even clean shaven, you are not the most Aryan of people. with the beard, well i imagine you are going to have to deal with a fair amount of racial profiling at the airport.

By: HeidiChick

HeidiChick — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 18:51:44 +0000

Its the Unibomber!! Must be cold in that cabin this time o’ year…

By: rcr

rcr — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 18:03:31 +0000

It’s been so cold out that I’m considering growing mine back.

By: Cob

Cob — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 17:49:09 +0000

haha! quality silly’ness, as usual. Fun stuff!

By: Virgle Kent

Virgle Kent — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 16:31:01 +0000

what did it matter it’s not like you go down on girls anyway

ha ha ha sorry I had to say it

By: Arjewtino

Arjewtino — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 16:14:00 +0000

Being capable of growing such a glorious beard and NOT doing so is a waste of a gift. You think Superman ever said, “I know I can fly, but I feel like walking”?

By: Steve Lurkel

Steve Lurkel — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 16:08:55 +0000

and so the facial hair fraternity loses yet another member.

By: mhm

mhm — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 15:01:58 +0000

Junior Unabomber