I stopped taking showers every day. I have stopped the religious scrubbing of my masculine body scent with the artificial chemical you call soap. Since then, my success with women has increased 400%. My intoxicating pheremones now fill the air around me, attracting women who long for a rugged, natural man.
It all happened by accident. I found out that I can gain an extra 15 minutes of sleep by skipping the morning shower. It’s not so much that I need an extra 15 minutes of sleep, but now instead of getting up at 8:45am I can get up at 9am, a number that pleases me psychologically. There is one major downside: in the morning it looks like there are small animals living in my hair. But by lunchtime it settles down once the grease starts kicking in. Many girls ask me what product I put in my hair when they are really just staring at scalp grease. (It really builds up in the middle, but that’s probably because I only use conditioner. Shampoo is for the devil).
I’m sure there was a time when humans accumulated dirt on their skin and hair, requiring a weekly bath in the village river that also doubled as the village sewage treatment plant. But these days I don’t even think many of you know what dirt looks like. Unless you’re talking summer heat wave, a daily shower is excessive.Tweet Follow @rooshv
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wow so disgusting
Roosh, right on. I don’t use soap on my body either, all it gets is the occasional runoff from my shampoo. It’s better for the skin.
Growing up in Minnesota in a Calvinistic family who didn’t believe in creature comforts, bathing in the winter was uncomfortably chilling. Consequently it was deemed optional, and I discovered nobody noticed or cared!
There is nothing sexier than the smell of clean sweat on a man, mmmmmmmmmm . . .
Soul Glo has so many wonderful uses. For the minority who may not have known about this one, enjoy…
The day’s half over.
Dude, I think I saw you in the latest GEICO commercial.
Since you are against bathing and shaving I am sure you accept the same from the women you sleep with right? Otherwise you would be a total hypocrite.
Oh my…the mountain man lives. All you need now are a few flannels & hunting knife in a leather strap around your waist…
hedonistic — it doesnt apply for women u dirty dirty girl
Oh wow.. total hippie..
uh, could you at least hit the “Y” with Cottonelle wipes or somethin’? I was wondering what that odor was in the breeze from the East.
I haven’t used deodorant in the last two years, and my numbers also went up. Women can say that they’re looking for sophisticated guys to stimulate them intellectually, but it all boils down to the fact that all they want is a manly caveman to ravish them at night.
Dang, Daily, why choose? Can’t I have both?
i’ve stopped wiping my ass.
I definitely asked you what hair product you were using once.
You wake up at 9:00 am!
what time do you have to be at work????
Because, Hedonistic, the sophisticated intellectually stimulating caveman is about as real as Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the male-friendly dyke.
Nah, I’ve had a few brainy cavemen in my time (would you believe a librarian at Harvard? I shit you not! A swarthy, muscular, bearded, Cuban . . . librarian!).
They’re rare birds, very special, and more likely to be found in European countries than here, but sometimes a girl can get lucky . . .
Yuck ” “
Oh GAUSH. That is NAHHHSTY. Please tell me you at least shower in the evenings??
Roosh, blogging about not taking showers and how it saves you an extra 15 minutes of sleep is not corporately correct. I can see a Jessa-like unraveling of this blog happening…
I would like to point out there was a post not too long ago where Roosh stated he was targeting patchouli-smelling hippie chicks with his beard/hair already. I posit this is highly related.
I’ve worked with plenty of people who didn’t shower. Hell, there’s been plenty of times where I didn’t shower for days (lack of fresh water.) When my sailor buddies and I hit the beach it was pretty clear our manly musk and natural hair gel didn’t usually go over to well with the locals. If you don’t bathe, you stink to high heaven. Nobody is going to want to be in a six foot radius of you. I don’t see this going over great in the business world, and if your wing won’t enter arm’s reach he can’t buy you booze.
If this really worked the shelves would be full of bottles of cologne that smell like sweaty ass instead of pine needles. Capitalism says you’re wrong.
I don’t know if this applies for women. I’ve known some girls with pretty poor hygiene and I can’t say their BO was unbearable (and I’ve dated plenty of Italians.) Hell, Cafe Citron seems to reliably smell like sweaty poon and I love that place. Girls can most definitely get bad breath, though. Brush them choppers, ladies.
the kinds of scents that attract chicks are not the kinds they can (consciously) smell anyhow.
Not showering + working out = jock itch
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I wouldn’t be surprised it he showers once a month.