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Not showering + working out = jock itch

the kinds of scents that attract chicks are not the kinds they can (consciously) smell anyhow.

I would like to point out there was a post not too long ago where Roosh stated he was targeting patchouli-smelling hippie chicks with his beard/hair already. I posit this is highly related.
I’ve worked with plenty of people who didn’t shower. Hell, there’s been plenty of times where I didn’t shower for days (lack of fresh water.) When my sailor buddies and I hit the beach it was pretty clear our manly musk and natural hair gel didn’t usually go over to well with the locals. If you don’t bathe, you stink to high heaven. Nobody is going to want to be in a six foot radius of you. I don’t see this going over great in the business world, and if your wing won’t enter arm’s reach he can’t buy you booze.
If this really worked the shelves would be full of bottles of cologne that smell like sweaty ass instead of pine needles. Capitalism says you’re wrong.
I don’t know if this applies for women. I’ve known some girls with pretty poor hygiene and I can’t say their BO was unbearable (and I’ve dated plenty of Italians.) Hell, Cafe Citron seems to reliably smell like sweaty poon and I love that place. Girls can most definitely get bad breath, though. Brush them choppers, ladies.

Roosh, blogging about not taking showers and how it saves you an extra 15 minutes of sleep is not corporately correct. I can see a Jessa-like unraveling of this blog happening…

Yuck ” “

They’re rare birds, very special, and more likely to be found in European countries than here, but sometimes a girl can get lucky . . .

Because, Hedonistic, the sophisticated intellectually stimulating caveman is about as real as Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the male-friendly dyke.

what time do you have to be at work????

Genius Dude!

You wake up at 9:00 am!

I definitely asked you what hair product you were using once.

ONCE.

i’ve stopped wiping my ass.

I haven’t used deodorant in the last two years, and my numbers also went up. Women can say that they’re looking for sophisticated guys to stimulate them intellectually, but it all boils down to the fact that all they want is a manly caveman to ravish them at night.