Time really flies when you stay in the same place and develop a routine. Six months in Colombia is done and gone as tomorrow I leave Medellin for Fortaleza, Brazil. From there begins a 1,700 mile journey back to Rio that I plan on tackling by bus (check the about page for map updates). I’m sure nothing bad at all will happen during that time.

Before leaving Medellin I wanted to do a sort of tribute video that shows how far the city has come from the Pablo Escobar days of the past. Using clips I’ve shot of the city over the past couple months, I’ve put together something poweful which I’m confident will increase Colombian tourism by a significant amount. In fact I’m expecting the Colombia Tourism Board to start sending me royalty checks or just hire me outright as a travel consultant.

The video has a subtle reference from A Dead Bat In Paraguay for those of you who read the book. Here it is…

Thank you Medellin, for making these past six months so wonderful.

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OMG…I dare you to post a link to that on the forum at PoorButHappy.com. The ensuing thread would be hilarious… that is before you were banned by those prepago chasing hypocrites, but still…

lol, great video! Hilarious commentary :D
I’m living in Rio until mid-December. Hit me an email if you make it here before then!

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That is classic. Absolutely hilarious. Roosh you gotta write a satire script!!!

I couldn’t tell how much of this was tongue in cheek and how much wasnt. I’m pretty sure most of it is, but not all. Does roosh really pick up $15 prostitutes when he strikes out?

Funny stuff.

Buying a ticket now.

- MPM

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Funny… but where is the huge Medellin break down we were promised some time ago?

Permanent diarrhea – “permarhea”.

Classic!

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Loved that!

hahahahaa much love. Bogota was very similar!

Hilarious.

That was one of the funniest videos I have ever had the pleasure of watching. Your deadpan delivery of this shit is priceless.

is that ass of a bigger woman just as satifying as the ass of a smaller frame?

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Let’s assume the video didn’t really reflect your experience. Because if it did, that’s too bad. I lived in Colombia (mostly Bogota) for four years. I had an awesome experience, I developed a deep attachment for the country, and I had tremendous succcess with the women. I’m still with one of them today, 14 years later. I challenge anyone to match the happiness of my marriage.

I think the idea of bringing comments back, but having the “criticism is fine” reminder is an excellent idea.

that belch was oscar worthy! i jumped a little in my seat.

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very damn funny. And truthful. No comedy beats real life.

@Roosh: Great, I can wait – I am more speaking from a view of intellectual curiosity:) I spent some time in Colombia, but Medellin seemed to be one of the tougher places to pull compared to the rest of South America… Yeah, I wouldn’t get to do much writing in Brazil neither….

Was the reference the rabies?

Hey Roosh,

Thanks for scoop on Medellin. You’ve said it’s possible to get by on about $1,000 a month there. How much would recommend per month for Rio? $2,000? More? I’m trying to plan a year’s worth of travel in South America with 6 months in Rio. Thanks much

You sentimental bastard!

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So that’s everything medellin gave you? Poor bastard, I guess you won’t be going there in a while, will you? I’ll try to email your pic to local authorities and some friends I got the last time I was in town, they’ll probably give you a great welcome (Pablo Escobar Style) and show you all the good parts of the city.

Some people in Medellin should organize like a group that beats up tourists like you! All my colombian friends say it’s now infested! and also say girls are really complaining about the way tourists sometimes treat them. It seems also that foreigners are being banned even from some public places. But oh well, just a thought…

Good luck in Brazil I guess.

They have hookers in Prado Pan? Damn I used to walk past that place every day! Never knew.

As for the first building, I used to have lunch there all the time and never once suspected it was a crack den. I am so naive!

Roosh, this is really funny. I am not sure if I love the monotone or if it irritates me……while funny…..your voice sounds really different like you just smoked up…….

Funny video. I love Medellin, Colombia!

I’m still eagerly awaiting your Medellin, Colombia Breakdown. I’m going there in September and would love to hear your thoughts and stories.

Go up to the Comunas bitch, go up and show that to the Militias, and see how funny it can get. Fucking gringo