Comments on: Toilet Travel Rules

By: Flary

Flary — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 23:29:40 +0000

Learning how how to semi-squat over the bowl elimantes (ha, pun) many issues, like #3. It builds the thigh muscles and takes pressure off the anus. Sitting down on a toilet seat is for pussies. Squatting is manly. I use kind of a modified kung-fu horse stance.

By: wipe this

wipe this — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 16:47:40 +0000

the dude who ignores this information is an asshole :) !!!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 04:34:56 +0000

haha third world shit (pun intended)

By: neil skywalker

neil skywalker — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 21:50:23 +0000

Trust me, Bolivian toilets are very clean compared to shitting in a hole in the ground in most Asian countries.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 13:45:21 +0000

ecuador well the toilets here are always with piss and water on the floor , if you want to sit on the toilet DONT YOU WILL CATCH SOMETHING , dont let you long pants touch the foor it will get wet and smelly , ALL TOILTS SMELL LIKE SHIT AND PISS IN ECUADOR , THE LADY THAT CLEANS THE TOILET SHE WILL SIT THERE AND HAVE HER LUNCH , LIKE SOUP AND HER MEAL DIRTY RACE

By: Carlos

Carlos — Mon, 04 Oct 2010 15:22:43 +0000

What about the splash? you know… getting your ass wet because the heavy fall… I hate that in public places… how do you manage it?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 01:09:28 +0000

Good god. #3 is the worst thing to happen when you aren’t thinking about it.

By: macgringo

macgringo — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 02:40:06 +0000

This is so true. I live in Guadalajara Mexico and the the toilets suck. My technique which requires some skill to achieve, is to pinch the log off right before the water flushes out of the toilet. You want to drop that monster when the water is in full whirlpool stage to have any chance of freeing willy. If for some reason you plug the bastard, protocol dictates you lower the toilet lid as not to scare the shit out of the cute girl who works next to in the office.Cheers!

By: Baberuth

Baberuth — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 00:04:35 +0000

Wow, haha Roosh first time i’ve seen this one. Hilarious.

By: speakeasy

speakeasy — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 15:37:57 +0000

This is hilarious. After visiting Bolivia, I would add a number 6, be prepared to take a shit in the hills if you have to. Those Bolivian toilets are nightmarish.

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By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 04:57:43 +0000

oh roosh… only YOU can make shitting so fun and entertaining to blog about!:thumbup

By: irina

irina — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 04:20:24 +0000

I’ve always wondered what guys do with their penises during a #2!

By: Roosh

Roosh — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 23:05:39 +0000

Santiago I called you on Friday! I left a message… or I think I did. No one answered and there was a beep.

I just called right now (2030 local time) and no answer. My skype number is +001 3016372318. I’ll be on for a couple hours.

By: Beach Bum

Beach Bum — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 19:01:16 +0000

I wonder if you’re encountering toilets like that are because you’re staying in hostels — and I hate the generalization about South America — toilets in Brazil are MUCH stronger than any American toilet I’ve ever seen — the flush button is on the wall and it’ll flush for as long as you press the button, there’s not such thing as a water tank and waiting for that to fill up again.

But then again, I never stayed in a hostel there, so who knows how the hostels’ toilets are like. You better have some nice things to say about Brazil once you get there…

By: inSOMnia

inSOMnia — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 18:27:57 +0000

Very Very funny. Dabbing man what ever happened to that?

By: Secret Reader

Secret Reader — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 18:02:51 +0000

Hi, remember that you can call me at 099-9646805, that’s a cell phone. In Santiago, Bellavista is the best place for one night stands, with a nice selection from local girls and foreign visitors.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 16:09:25 +0000

hmmm.. In my travel experiences, three golden rules I follow.

(i) Flush the toilet from a foot away before sitting on it.

(ii) Use toilet paper to cover the seat, and throw some on the water, to prevent splashing.

(iii) Eat an apple a day, to prevent toiler clogging, which also helps in a quick in-out strategy.

By: eugenius

eugenius — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:43:06 +0000

wow funny post, and so detailed…..I am taking notes on a lot of these since you seem to have the “shit game” down.

By: shadi

shadi — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:28:27 +0000

yummy, my breakfast just came back up. you are giving a whole new definition to GI problems on these posts. well, at least your pipes are workin. so congrats?