Comments on: Toilet Travel Rules

By: speakeasy

speakeasy — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 15:37:57 +0000

This is hilarious. After visiting Bolivia, I would add a number 6, be prepared to take a shit in the hills if you have to. Those Bolivian toilets are nightmarish.

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By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 04:57:43 +0000

oh roosh… only YOU can make shitting so fun and entertaining to blog about!:thumbup

By: irina

irina — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 04:20:24 +0000

I’ve always wondered what guys do with their penises during a #2!

By: Roosh

Roosh — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 23:05:39 +0000

Santiago I called you on Friday! I left a message… or I think I did. No one answered and there was a beep.

I just called right now (2030 local time) and no answer. My skype number is +001 3016372318. I’ll be on for a couple hours.

By: Beach Bum

Beach Bum — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 19:01:16 +0000

I wonder if you’re encountering toilets like that are because you’re staying in hostels — and I hate the generalization about South America — toilets in Brazil are MUCH stronger than any American toilet I’ve ever seen — the flush button is on the wall and it’ll flush for as long as you press the button, there’s not such thing as a water tank and waiting for that to fill up again.

But then again, I never stayed in a hostel there, so who knows how the hostels’ toilets are like. You better have some nice things to say about Brazil once you get there…

By: inSOMnia

inSOMnia — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 18:27:57 +0000

Very Very funny. Dabbing man what ever happened to that?

By: Secret Reader

Secret Reader — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 18:02:51 +0000

Hi, remember that you can call me at 099-9646805, that’s a cell phone. In Santiago, Bellavista is the best place for one night stands, with a nice selection from local girls and foreign visitors.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 16:09:25 +0000

hmmm.. In my travel experiences, three golden rules I follow.

(i) Flush the toilet from a foot away before sitting on it.

(ii) Use toilet paper to cover the seat, and throw some on the water, to prevent splashing.

(iii) Eat an apple a day, to prevent toiler clogging, which also helps in a quick in-out strategy.

By: eugenius

eugenius — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:43:06 +0000

wow funny post, and so detailed…..I am taking notes on a lot of these since you seem to have the “shit game” down.

By: shadi

shadi — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:28:27 +0000

yummy, my breakfast just came back up. you are giving a whole new definition to GI problems on these posts. well, at least your pipes are workin. so congrats?

By: suicide_blond

suicide_blond — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:54:28 +0000

i say we start a band named either “abraded anus” or “diarrhea water balloons” …. i suppose it will depend on the genre of music which one we pick..
xoxo

By: mike says

mike says — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:29:12 +0000

I was going to start quoting but there’s just too much going on here…chopping it up with a stick….the abraded anus (sounds like a dive bar)…diarrhea water balloons…literally laugh-out-loud hilarious

By: roissy

roissy — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:10:20 +0000

#3 is crucial. i had a head-touching incident once and a vigorous scrubbing with hand soap followed immediately afterwards. i still shudder when i think back to that.

By: Josh

Josh — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 13:57:29 +0000

You aren’t allowed to flush TP in Greece, so my roommate and I there a few weeks ago decided to use the community bathroom on the hotel’s first floor anytime we had to deuce… worked out well.

By: Genevieve

Genevieve — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 13:51:22 +0000

Peru and Bolivia are big winners here, with bathrooms that look like it was play time for kids with diarrhea water balloons.
Delish!

Good tips. Especially numbers 3 & 4. I can’t even imagine toilet paper feeling like that. It makes my ass hurt just thinking about it. :(

By: terps

terps — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 13:44:12 +0000

funniest post ever!