Travel Datasheet For Montreal, Canada

I went to Montreal for one week at the end of October 2012. I focused almost exclusively on French Canadian girls, and not their anglophile counterparts.

I immediately noticed that people here really do believe that French culture is superior to American, so you won’t find girls excited about where you are from like you would abroad. While being from America isn’t a huge draw (there are already many Americans in the city), it is novel enough that it will give you an extra minute or two of her attention. Overall it’s a slightly above-neutral affect.


The quality is much better than Washington DC, the city I was in before visiting Montreal. Most girls are generally cute and thin. There are lots of 6’s and 7’s with the occasional 8 and above. They have pouty faces, sexy accents, bangs, and petite bodies. The quality is on par with New York City, but I suspect the proportion of hotter girls there is higher.

The city had more of a hipster vibe (especially if you stay around St. Laurent), reminding me of Scandinavia. Converse shoes and skinny jeans are normal. That’s where the similarities end, for Montreal girls are much less reserved than Scandinavian girls and also cockblock less.

I was shocked at how incredibly friendly the women were. One girl chatted me up in the liquor store and other girls smiled at me in bars. Many who did this were in the 7 range. They’d ask me questions and give off invitations for me to approach. As positive as this was, I discovered this is partly due to social politeness and does not necessarily mean that she wants to bang you. You still have to move all interactions forward by touching, building value, and getting her to your place. She won’t do it for you.

During the day, you’ll feel the “big city vibe” with girls staring straight ahead, walking fast, and making just an average amount of eye contact. Street approaches definitely surprised them a bit, more so than café or night approaches, where you can lock eye contact, give off a smirk, and then get one in return.

Most people in Montreal believe in socialism, so be careful of getting into political discussions or race generalizing. It will be similar to what you experience with white American girls.

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The city is rather expensive (though less so than Toronto). Even in dive bars you can spend $40 easily without realizing it.

Montreal had a lot of marginal opportunities with 6’s. For example you can be in a café ordering a drink, and there is a 6 waiting in line giving you eye contact. Or you are in a supermarket and there is a hipster 6 looking bored trying to decide which granola bar to buy. There are lots of situations you’ll encounter where you think, “Hmm do I want to bang her?” Then you see an 8 at night, your legs are moving in her direction, and you no longer have regret for not approaching the hipster girl.

My sources tell me that I went during the wrong time (late October). It seems to be similar to Scandinavia in that girls enter a sort of pussy hibernation for the winter. I came during the beginning of that hibernation, but it was still acceptable for me so I don’t regret my choice.

Are the girls from Montreal cute? Yes. Are they sexy? A bit, thanks to the French influence. Are they feminine? A bit, but less than Eastern Europe. It’s a “gender neutral” place, so get ready for girls to say some gender equality craziness that makes your head explode, but as long as you focus on fun topics and do several approaches a night, I think you’ll find your visit worthwhile.

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  • thecaptainpower

    I dont think they hibernate as much as you think, google “igloofest”, they embrace it. I was there once, and i couldnt believe how skinny the women are compared to nyc…fun city

  • Deebos

    Montreal and Quebec in general tend to have the best women for my tastes. My first ONS threesome occurred in Montreal so I have a particular fondness for it and Quebec City, well my French is not fluent so a bit harder as most night venues seemed difficult to encounter women fluent in English (al

  • Deebos

    whoops…although this is changing. Still I lost a few bangs in Quebec city since I was unable to maintain the conversation in French. My advice, if fluent Quebec is wide open for you and most speakers appreciate that you try French. If not completely Fluent stick to southern Quebec/Montreal and learn a few key Quebec/French phrases.

  • CG

    Bottom line…did you get laid?

  • Renato

    Is that a typo-
    Less reserved than Scandinavia? They’re supposed to be Viking Hos.

    I learned reading cunt mags that a lot of women’s looks go into the hair, clothes, and make up they do. If you honk about the French as a whole- they’re plain Jane brown haired inland Euro people who like to ay with make up and clothes to look really good. It’s not rocket science any in shape 6 or 7 can be a 8 maybe 9 with some fix me up game.

    Now he real question is where are there droves of d cup
    Stripper built nympho chicks with Nordic or fair features and light hair and eyes. I’m Brazilian so I know its a fact many gringas dont have the strong lidido like me. I think I like really white women because they’re my total opposite. It’s all psychology man- we want the opposite of ourselves.

  • TheShido

    Montreal’s a great city, probably tied with Vancouver for best in Canada. What I like about Montreal, though, is that I speak both languages. Around Anglophiles and foreign students, a few words of fluent French with the locals is a HUGE DHV. The girls are foxy and sensual and warm to openings – on my one night out when I was back east I was out with a girl from back in the day and was approaching left and right in French. Fun stuff.

  • guest

    Tied with Vancouver ? are you kidding ?

    Vancouver is the worst place in Canada, probably next to Torronto.

  • TheShido

    Really? What makes you say that? I loved it when I was up there, apart from how goddamn expensive the nightlife is.

  • benvad

    Don’t know about Vancouver but Calgary definitely sucked. Both in terms of work & social situations

  • TheShido

    Oh man, Calgary’s scene is rough. It takes a bit of legwork to get anywhere, but once you’re on good terms with the staff and big shots at your favorite places it’s not so bad. I can’t wait to leave though.

  • benvad

    Too much effort for cows that wouldn’t rate above a 3 in Montreal. If you’re ever in Japan you can land 9s just by being yourself with none of the pretentious nonsense.

    Out of the Anglosphere is best because they don’t have access to Cosmopolitan and all the angry Jew broad Dyke/Feminists.

  • TheShido

    I’ll have to put that to the test when I go back to Japan, or simply leave NA. Can’t say I’m not excited.

  • benvad

    Just get your ass out of Calgary. The town is full of fake people that are flawed. Man there’s a ton of places to go and make your way to. Colombia, Europe (France is still great), just out of the pig belt areas. If they have beer guts from muffins? Just leave ASAP.

  • TheShido

    Seems like you’ve got some convictions on the place. I see where you’re coming from though, and I agree – finding quality people on the same wavelength is difficult. I’m waiting to finish my degree and doing short stints of traveling in between, over the summer and such.

    Canada’s obesity rate is climbing to levels similiar to America – last time I checked 60% of us are overweight, which is insane. I can’t stand fat people either.

  • benvad

    In Montreal learn the language and speak it well with an accent. The chicks really dig it. Stay on the french side of town and don’t bother with ethnic Anglophones or the english, the tend to be fat and have all that feminist BS.

    Stay far away from the anglo sphere is been corrupted beyond repair. But do go to Colombia and stay as long as possible. These broads are sec machines, they’ll make you shoot ropes like that Peter North character.

  • Geoffrey Woodman

    Hi all, I read above that:
    “My sources tell me that I went during the wrong time (late October). It seems to be similar to Scandinavia in that girls enter a sort of pussy hibernation for the winter.”
    Does this mean Roosh is recommending travel to Scandinavia outside of winter, if keen for pussy? I have also gathered that travel to Iceland is better in the middle of winter as it is not touristy during this time, however these two writings seem to contradict each other. Please clarify