Check out the second letter on today’s Dear Prudence:
I’m a 46-year-old unmarried Caucasian woman. I live alone with my three cats, whom I love dearly. My friends always pick on me because I love cats but haven’t managed to find a man who shares this love with me. Sometimes I feel very alone, although I have my cats. I feel like my friends are talking about me behind my back all the time! I’m very content with my current lack of love, but I sometimes worry that my friends aren’t. They are all happily married with children. I feel as though I’m left out of everything since I haven’t gotten married and had kids. Because of this, I’m thinking of adopting an African baby. Although I feel that I would love this child as much as I love my cats, sometimes I wonder if the only reason I’m considering adopting is to fit in with my friends. What should I do?
—Alone and Unsure
Alright which one of you guys sent that in?
If you feel so out of sync with your married friends, instead of embarking on an ill-conceived adoption quest, seek out friendships with other middle-aged cat ladies.
Credit to Ribald for the find.
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[...] Original post by Roosh [...]
If that happens to me one day, I will be so sad.
But why an African baby? I would totally adopt an Asian baby. Awww!
Cat ladies? Oh, I know where she can go to find other people who love cats as much as she does. Catster.com! It’s like friendster for cat ladies.
“But why an African baby?” Glad you asked!
Why a Swatch watch in the 1980s? Because it was the trendy accessory and people like Madonna had them. These days African babies are trendy accessories and people like Madonna have them.



