Six weeks ago I wasn’t completely honest when I gave reasons for why my trip to South America ran short. Something happened.

A couple months into the trip it became very obvious that I wasn’t going to meet a “serious” girl. The language barrier and my one-city-every-four-days routine made it difficult to happen. There would often be physical attraction, but nothing that had enough substance to last. I thought that would change in Cordoba where the girls are extremely beautiful, but their attitude was quite different than what I have become accustomed to. Even there, nothing got past the physical.

By the time I got to Rio de Janeiro, I gave up any idea of meeting a girl that I would consider dating long-term. I hung out with some fun Australian guys I first met in Cordoba and we did our thing of going out and hitting on the locals. We’d drink and not really care besides getting some cheap thrills. But on my seventh day there, I met someone.

The only reason I approached her was because I swear she gave me a look. We talked and within just a few minutes she told me she liked me. Things moved fast—and not just physically. Next thing I know I’m checking out of my hostel to stay with her. We’d cook together, she’d show me around the city, and we’d come back into her studio apartment and have intimacy. During that time I wondered why it was so much harder to do this back home.

I had to do some serious thinking. If the end game is meeting a girl you consider a life partner—someone that you can maybe even love—then I made it. I’m there. Finally, after approaching a million girls, I’m satisfied. And I doubt it’s a coincidence that she is one the most beautiful girls I’ve ever been with. She didn’t want to come to the United States (I don’t blame her), so I had to make a decision.

I’m a firm believer in taking risks and adapting to whatever situation you put yourself in. I do believe she is worth it, more than any other girl I met. So we decided to make a go of this. I came back to the States to tie up some loose ends and spend time with my family and friends, and I return back to Rio exactly one month from today. I’m tired of looking at just a photograph of her taped to my bedside. I’ll be back to visit around Christmas.

The blog will continue of course, and maybe even get better as I can write more about how to have a fulfilling relationship. This just feels right.

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Hey Roosh Happy April Fools day to you as well!!!

Ha ha. Yeah, right. I did not believe it for a minute.

Yes, and all girls love anal. This still made laugh, though.

Lemmonex’s last blog post: Meh.

Haha, I so fell for this.

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Unless Roosh is double-pranking us, by making us think moving to South America is a prank, then as it turns out, the real prank is that we thought it was a prank, and he’s moving for real.

My head hurts.

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not fooled!

I can’t even remember last years April Fools, you opened some ridiculous service (complete with website…I think it involved puppies?). Are you going international with it, now that you’ve found true love in South America?

does this one blow up and deflate too?

IM conversation between two of my friends this morning:

Female Friend: omg. read roosh today
Male Friend: it’s april fools
Female Friend: good call. haha

Arjewtino’s last blog post: Hot dogs, baseball, and Bush: Opening Night at Nationals Park.

you had me going up until “we’d cook together”.

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hehehe — this is funny, as one of my Aussie buddies in South America met a girl and got hitched whilst we were traveling… careful… it could happen.

craig of travelvice.com’s last blog post: Hotel Room Hasp and Padlock.

Damnit, got me until I read the comments

Schwa — I fell for it too until I read the comments!!

Beach Bum’s last blog post: And they keep getting younger!.

if this is true… umm congrats?

Does “end game” mean meeting a life partner??? I thought it meant reaching rockstar status with your gaming ability.

Again if this is true, then you have in fact reached “end game”…as in your awesome life is now ending

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God damn april fools

hahaha well-played

asshole. i feel for it too.

feel=fell

aw man! i thought this was serious.

You had me till the 6th paragraph. One of the better blog pranks I’ve seen though.

Is that a pic of her?

She’s beautiful! and not afraid to wear a wife-beater and sleep in public

a ha ha ha ha ha ha

cough cough bullshit.

LMAO, fucking had me

This made me smile until I realized it was April 1st. Nice try!

Stupidly, I fell for it for 2 seconds.

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I gently wept as I felt your pain.

I think we all know that the parasites you picked up in S.A. are the only life-long partners you’ve found

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Good on ya Roosh. No risk = no reward.

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BTW, now that I’m reading this at 10pm I only just clicked that you probably posted this before 11am… =)

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