11 Signs She’s A Keeper

1. You’d still hang out with her when she’s on her period and there is no chance of sex.

2. You don’t get the inexplicable urge to leave after you ejaculate inside her.

3. You don’t bother to notice if other girls are checking you out when you’re with her.

4. Because you actually enjoy chatting with her you have to make a conscious effort to not contact her too much so you don’t put out a beta male vibe.

5. You think about her when jerking off instead of the blonde bimbo on the screen taking two up the butt.

6. You don’t wonder if you could do better.

7. You want her to meet your friends, sure of their approval in your mate selection.

keeper.jpg8. You feel more like a man when you’re with her because of her bursting femininity.

9. You think about how lucky you are to catch her at the right moment, right time.

10. She’s concerned, almost obsessed, with your needs and pleasure, especially in the bedroom.

11. You love displaying her on your arm, like a caveman would be when dragging home a mountain lion that almost killed him in intense battle.

This is more of a cumulative list… only a couple may pop up with any specific girl.

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Anon
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After 3+ months, all the signs will fade.

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This is actually very true from my experience. In all my years of dating, I’ve had one girl who made all of these true (except number 5)…

Is number 5 even possible? I purport no…

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This only happens to me in the very beginning of the relationship….

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This is a really good list.

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It doesn’t matter what you think, woman.

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12. She willingly and enthusiastically tosses your salad on demand. (Maybe this is just one of my signs)

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Seriously, I find she has to swallow your load without hesitation! If she doesn’t like to even swallow your seeds, she not into you!

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Yes, number 5 is possible.

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This is a really good list, I agree. Though, one would hope a guy would be just as concerned with the woman’s needs.

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Lemmonex,

Wait what, women have needs????

Roosh,

What’s going on in that picture, why does the girl in the lime green look like someone just pooped in her frosted flakes and she ate it? That is a girl right?

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13. She’s gloriously unshaved.

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#5 is perfectly plausible ’cause I could never really jerk it to dp porn or devil’s threesomes. Its kind of like when you’re jerking it to porn and about to pop, then the camera pans to the guy’s face. Moment ruined.

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hitting all 11 points with one girl = soulmate.

:love:

excellent post.

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“5. You think about her when jerking off instead of the blonde bimbo on the screen taking two up the butt.

I’ve been in love many times and still have yet to find a girl that will tear me away from jerking off to other girls.

that is the beauty of masterbation.. there are no limits to who you can have sex with.

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ok, what is going on with those two girls’ faces in the pic?

the one wearing the heavy eye makeup holding the beverage can… is she disgusted by the drink or by the guy’s pickup line? or is she crying because he told her she was ugly?

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Ok, the picture is obviously from Brazil (the Skol can was the giveaway). But WTF? Could they look more unhappy??

(Oh, yeah, great list!)

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The woman in green with the face that says she just got a whiff of a bad fart is defiinitely a dude an ugly dude.

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I think the key is #6 “You don’t wonder if you could do better.” I feel like most guys are always wondering that.

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Great list. #6 especially

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13. She knows how to operate your balls.
14. She gives blow jobs with tender loving care and always makes sure to look up at you.

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I would’ve added “You think she looks really hot the morning after.”

And I would disagree with #5. First of all, it’s bad karma to beat it to a girl you actually know. Second of all, if she really is a keeper, you’ll want to put it off ’till the next meeting to build up maximum impact.

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roosh, your about 2 months away from closing down this blog aren’t you?

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Nope! =D

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9 years later… grin

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Time to go overseas again my friend. Definitely time. I vote for Australia/New Zealand.

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Angelosphere?!?! Are you effen crazy?!?

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Great list, just add: “Expresses little to no desire for materialistic things, much less a ring worth 3 months salary.”

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Well, at least you seem to have an elementary knowledge on finding “a keeper”. Amazing you even have that with your sex addicted mind of yours.

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If a woman made a list like this, you guys would call her a bitch.

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Because she would be one.

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Wtf, how?

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‘Beta male’? Fuck you, punk bitch. It’s alpha d-bags that make me want to go on a killing spree, weeding out people like you.

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You beta, bro?

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Aside from 2 and 10 I’ve found a girl who fits them all. 2 and 10 don’t apply because she’s a “sex is for marriage” type which is perfectly cool with me.

Beta male is a funny term to me. In terms of who’d be the alpha male in nature I’d come out on top every time, but I’m too rational to go crush my opponents as if I was god (stupid laws and cultural standards).

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I found a girl that fits all those and Ive known her for soon half a year. smile And yeah, while there are many more important things those signs are pretty good smile

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Actually, those are 11 signs that YOU are the keeper, a man actually in love and not in lust.

The 11 signs that she is a keeper, will depend on the guy and what he wants.

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i connect alot with No. 2 lol

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Been with the same woman 7 months and still going strong with all these. I’m a very lucky man and I get 12 most the time.

Great post.

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I like #2, I love the feeling on ejaculating inside a woman you care for.

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Is it a good thing if a girl lets / wants you to cum on her face? Keeper or not?

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Does the pope shit in the woods? Of course it’s a good thing!

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So, I’ve hit all 11 points with my girl. That’s a good thing right?

I mean if she finds out I’m screwed.

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women aren’t ON their PERIOD. They HAVE their period.

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ok – 40 years later – i understand the list

Anonymous
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Dude, if shes on her period and there is no chance of sex, either you don’t really like women, or you could do better.

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Number 5 is a bit a stretch. lol

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You’re a jackass

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I am a sucker for # 8….if she’s very feminine, it drives me crazy, I love feminine women

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Some of these comments regarding 5 are disgusting. Have some respect.

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Signs can change after a few months of dating, sometimes you’ll realize you chose the wrong girl.

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Dilemma–I have been dating a girl like this for over 2 years but now feel the urge to play the field. Suggestions?