14 Problems With Americans In One Picture

n5739819_39977423_2664.jpg

1. Lack of originality. Men who look as generic as possible with jeans and stripped shirt uniform. Women who stay on top of trends spoon fed to them through advertising.

2. Bad hair. Men who dip their heads in buckets of pomade wax. Women who don’t let their hair grow out to proper feminine length (small of back).

3. Feminization of men. Men who are clean shaven in an attempt to have smooth skin like a girl instead of a rugged ugly face like a real man.

4. Bad time management. Men who waste time on girls who obviously are not going to bang them. Young man in the photo is sinking time into a girl who is about to get married. He’d have better luck trying to convert a lesbian. Single girls in picture are not making flirty eye contact with other men even though they are single, lonely, and most likely desperate.

5. No concept of respect or commitment. Bride-to-be allows a strange man to rub his erection on her ass a day or two before exchanging vows to another man. Leads to….

6. Perverse idea of marriage.
Doing it just to do it, not because you want to spend the rest of your life with someone. This marriage will not cross the three year mark.

7. Attention whoring. Women who get off on attention, no matter how negative. Bride-to-be on a mission to specifically get drunk and arouse strange men because of bachelorette party “custom.”

8. Insecure about place in society. Middle class individuals spending 15% of their take home pay on overpriced table service to feel special, cool, or exclusive (bottom left). Leads to…

9. Perennial debtors. Does not understand the concept of saving or living within one’s means.

10. Lazy. Obsession with ugly, cheap Target flip flops that display an unwillingness to make sacrifices and go the full mile (girl in black dress).

11. Poor social skills. Use of alcohol as a crutch for social situations. Girls are stiff like soldiers unless numbed by a drug (double fisting girl on right). Conversations with both genders are often painful because of constant self-referencing and use of filler words such as “like” and “you know.”

12. No rhythm or dancing skills. Look at the young man with his awkward lean move.

13. Nosy and interfering. Girl in black dress is getting a kick that her friend is getting grinded on but will soon “save” her. Even if future bride wasn’t getting married, the cockblock has a 90% chance of occurring.

14. Approval seeking. Bride-to-be is looking at her friend to see if her behavior is deemed acceptable or not. She doesn’t know how to act or think unless she gets cues from girls she knows, or celebrities she reads about in glossy magazines.

:american:[culturewar]

Read Next: The Decline Of American Women

58 Comments
Oldest
Newest Most Voted
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
lisa
lisa
12 years ago

Say no to polyester! That is all.

Anonymous
12 years ago

Roosh, you missed the fact that the chick in the colorful dress is probably squeezing her size 10 feet into an 8. Which is probably why she’s double fisting to numb the pain.

‘s last blog post: WALE.

crow
crow
12 years ago

a guy in a white shirt and jeans is ALWAYS a good choice, even if it’s just a white t-shirt (or especially if it is, make sure it fits right)

the double fisted girl is holding bride to be’s drink for her, which is why bride to be is looking at here, making sure she’s still got her drink…

SeaFighter HSV
SeaFighter HSV
12 years ago

So go back to Iran, you illiterate a-hole. Your views are those of a rebellious 15 year old.

Big Snot
Big Snot
12 years ago

it sure seems like roosh “the hater” V is using this random pic to channel his insecurities. Don’t worry man, there’s room in this world for both you and the people different than you. everything’s going to be ok.

DF
DF
12 years ago

A bride to be that has a bachelorette party is not a woman worth marrying. PERIOD. If women get together and have dinner and drinks, fine. However, once clubbing is part of the agenda, its over. If her single girl friends need attention they can go clubbing another night but if the bride makes the suggestion, its worse. I loathe this perverse “tradition” but its a reflection of a culture that has no respect for gender roles.

Generate
Generate
12 years ago

Roosh, fuck the haters. You’re one fire, keep it up.

The G Manifesto
12 years ago

That picture is horrid.

Rule #4 of going out at night: Avoid Bachelorette Parties at all costs. Most guys waste their time with them.

Rule #3: Avoid nightclubs that let Bachelorette Parties in.

I would bet that this picture was taken in a nightclub with no cover.

That picture really makes me want to kill myself. The only positive to the picture is there are no guys with Ed Hardy and Christian Audiger shirts on.

The G Manifesto’s last blog post: Rest in Peace Isaac Hayes.

sasser
sasser
12 years ago

Let the ad hominem attacks wash over you dude.

There is no objective right or wrong, only shades of grey and I find your take interesting.

finefantastic
12 years ago

#15: embalming themselves in body spray to achieve the illusory axe effect. retchtastic.

finefantastic’s last blog post: Movietime: Die Fälscher (The Counterfeiters).

dyrty ryce
dyrty ryce
12 years ago

14 Responses That Could Possibly Explain The Responses So That We As Americans Don’t Look Completely Retarded

1. Lack of originality. Men who look as generic as possible with jeans and stripped shirt uniform. Women who stay on top of trends spoon fed to them through advertising. – Maybe this was this guy’s choice of style before the shirts even became the generic style of club hoppers. Probably not, but it’s slim and possible.

2. Bad hair. Men who dip their heads in buckets of pomade wax. Women who don’t let their hair grow out to proper feminine length (small of back). – Maybe his hair resembles the frozen lands of Antarctica. I know I wouldn’t want to snow all over some chick I was dancing with.

3. Feminization of men. Men who are clean shaven in an attempt to have smooth skin like a girl instead of a rugged ugly face like a real man. – Wait, you even included ugly when you were talking about hair. Why would you wanna be ugly?

4. Bad time management. Men who waste time on girls who obviously are not going to bang them. Young man in the photo is sinking time into a girl who is about to get married. He’d have better luck trying to convert a lesbian. Single girls in picture are not making flirty eye contact with other men even though they are single, lonely, and most likely desperate. – The guy could just be out to have a good time. At the risk of sounding gay, there have been times when I’ve been out to the club just to be out rather than trying to score.

5. No concept of respect or commitment. Bride-to-be allows a strange man to rub his erection on her ass a day or two before exchanging vows to another man. Leads to…. – Yeah you’re right, she’s just a whore.

6. Perverse idea of marriage. Doing it just to do it, not because you want to spend the rest of your life with someone. This marriage will not cross the three year mark. – This is highly arguable. You can’t really back this one up. Yeah, she’s in the club but who’s to say that she isn’t faithful? It’s her last night out.

7. Attention whoring. Women who get off on attention, no matter how negative. Bride-to-be on a mission to specifically get drunk and arouse strange men because of bachelorette party “custom.” – It’s her night. She deserves to be an attention whore.

8. Insecure about place in society. Middle class individuals spending 15% of their take home pay on overpriced table service to feel special, cool, or exclusive (bottom left). Leads to… – Bachelorette party. Possibly on the house?

9. Perennial debtors. Does not understand the concept of saving or living within one’s means. – Her parents could be loaded and she might be a spoiled little bitch. This could be chump change to them.

10. Lazy. Obsession with ugly, cheap Target flip flops that display an unwillingness to make sacrifices and go the full mile (girl in black dress). – Are they really flip flops? Looks like her foot isn’t flat.

11. Poor social skills. Use of alcohol as a crutch for social situations. Girls are stiff like soldiers unless numbed by a drug (double fisting girl on right). Conversations with both genders are often painful because of constant self-referencing and use of filler words such as “like” and “you know.” – Again, bachelorette party. They’re probably trying to get hammered.

12. No rhythm or dancing skills. Look at the young man with his awkward lean move. – Someone threw something at him?

13. Nosy and interfering. Girl in black dress is getting a kick that her friend is getting grinded on but will soon “save” her. Even if future bride wasn’t getting married, the cockblock has a 90% chance of occurring. – The guy didn’t have any friends with him so he’s in there alone while her friends are stuck watching.

14. Approval seeking. Bride-to-be is looking at her friend to see if her behavior is deemed acceptable or not. She doesn’t know how to act or think unless she gets cues from girls she knows, or celebrities she reads about in glossy magazines. – She could be looking to see if they are still there. When I’m with my boys in the club, I check to see if they’re still there every so often. If they aren’t getting any, then I’m not.

Okay, so turns out I did more harm than help. Looks like we do suck.

ILoveYou
ILoveYou
12 years ago

Big Snot and SeaFighter HSV, PMSL!! PSML!! PMSL!!

It is ultimately YOU who cannot handle the mirror pointed at YOU highlighting YOUR social ineptitude and tunnel vision conditioning!!

P…M…S…L…Hahahahahahahaaaaahaaaaaa

Mannequins!!…Hahahahahahahaaaaahaaaaaa

Laz
Laz
12 years ago

First you accuse them of wasting their money on overpriced things, then you accuse the woman of having shoes that are too cheap.

Laz
Laz
12 years ago

Hey you forgot one:

15. The dumbass behind the camera with no photographic skill, who thinks that this is a wonderful moment worth capturing on film.

roissy
12 years ago

great post. people who are hating on the obvious truth in this post will find a reason to hate on just about anything. puppies? hate. world peace? massive hate. beethoven’s 9th? musically derivative hate.

we must be on the same anti-bachelorette party wavelength. the weekend was one after another. hopefully this cultural trend has run out of steam.

roissy’s last blog post: I Hate Bachelorette Parties.

Me.
Me.
12 years ago

Hello Roosh V

I have an RSS feed of your site here… 🙂

I always seem to look at it at least every other day for new stuff…

I rather enjoy reading your work.

Keep it up.

And the haters don’t understand that there like this and that’s why they get all mad.

JoeBmore
JoeBmore
12 years ago

In case you have not received your daily nutsack washing. I just wanted to say I loved your book.

It concise and not full of BS. I just got the book on friday, and already starting using the tips.

Stating the Obvious
Stating the Obvious
12 years ago

“The guy could just be out to have a good time. At the risk of sounding gay, there have been times when I’ve been out to the club just to be out rather than trying to score.”

Completely gay. There is no good reason whatsoever for a straight man to be in a club just to have a good time and not get laid. N-o-n-e.

agnostic
12 years ago

15. Guys who are too pussy to lay their hands on a girl. Dude looks like he’s test-touching a stovetop to see if it’s hot.

agnostic’s last blog post: The temptation of Saint Agnostic: 1.

Old Ben Kenobi
Old Ben Kenobi
12 years ago

That middle girl is not wearing flip flops, looks like she’s in heels.

But yeah, fuck these ho’s, etc.

Big Snot
Big Snot
12 years ago

You are missing the point. No one is arguing that the picture is “cool.” And i think some of RV’s underlying themes about conformity are somewhat valid (although its a stretch to just label it “American”) But i think using that particular picture to make this point is suspect. You could do the same with a picture of a hairy skinny guy at a party wearing a carebears shirt holding a can of vodka and a tommy the tank engine lunch box. I guess you’re write a blog post about how hairy americans are starved for attention

Peter
Peter
12 years ago

absolutely ruthless.

good job.

Peter
12 years ago

15. All three women are shaved.
(Okay, I don’t know for sure, but it’s a reasonable guess)

Anonymous
12 years ago

Nice post man. I especially agree with 1, 3, and 11.

craig of travelvice.com

Most entertaining!

craig of travelvice.com’s last blog post: What We’ve Been Eating: Sausage & Carbs.