5 Habits That Make Me A Superhuman Fornicator

Having casual sex with promiscuous women is not a sport, but it does take on sport-like attributes if you do it for decades. To a normal man, getting laid mostly involves a night of drinking heavily and getting lucky, but to a more serious man like myself, there is discipline, work ethic, and penis hacks that allow me to keep going in a way that has prevented many other men from reaching their fornication goals.

I’m inching closer to 40, but thanks to some tinkering, I’ve been able to maintain my sexual vigor at nearly the same level as when I was 25. Here are five things I do…

1. I eat two eggs every day

I’m convinced that egg yolks are God’s elixir to man. I don’t have any scientific evidence to prove it, but eating two eggs a day has noticeably increased my horniness, along with other testosterone boosting foods like broccoli and avocados. While a lot of men go on testosterone replacement therapy to increase their T levels, I believe lifestyle changes concerning diet and weightlifting will get you there without the pharmaceutical dependency.

2. I moisturize my penis with coconut oil

As you get older, your penis will get less supple. You may also get chafing or dryness from rough sex sessions. On days I have sex, I lather my penis with extra virgin coconut oil after showering. I maintain that regimen for a few days until my penis is silky smooth to the touch. I also rub coconut oil in the pubic area to combat any vaginal yeast odor that wants to attach itself to me.

Not only does coconut oil help your skin, but it gives your penis a tropical fresh smell for any lucky lady that gets near it.

3. I conserve precious seminal fluids when not getting laid

Within the past couple of years, I can actually feel a mild hangover the day after I masturbate. I believe it is due to my body marshaling its resources to replenish the valuable sperm that I wasted into the ether. More crucially, masturbation takes sex off my mind for at least a couple days, which is bad when you want to have sex with a real-life female.

These days, I only masturbate when I’m approaching a sexual emergency, but not more than twice a week, and never with hardcore pornography. Young men can probably masturbate daily and still have plenty of fluid left over for sex, but not when you’re my age.

4. I empty my balls with every sexual encounter

I’ve lost count how many times I’ve received compliments from girls in their early 20’s about how I can go for more rounds than guys their age. The reason is that when I’m with a girl, I assume that it is the last time I will ever have sex, because you never know. I keep going until I no longer get a boner or faint. If I haven’t been laid in a while, the girl will get the night of her life and certainly come back for seconds. I’ve surprised myself with my endurance on hundreds of occasions.

One thing I don’t like about having a girlfriend is that I have to space out my orgasms to keep some gas in the tank, but the drawback is that sex stays on my mind throughout the week. I much prefer Ball Drainage Events so that I can’t do anything but focus on work for several days.

5. I maintain proper urethra functioning with 100% pure cranberry juice

Even if you use a condom, it’s not rare for the tip of your penis to at some point come into contact with a girl’s vaginal fluids. This could lead to a urethral irritation or a urinary tract infection that falls short of a full-blown sexually transmitted disease.

After I sleep with a questionable girl, which is most of the time, I buy a 500 milliliter bottle of 100% cranberry juice and take 100 milliliter doses every eight hours until the bottle is done. I’ve knocked out some crotchal symptoms with this formula, including a case of acute ball pain. Be sure to check the label of any cranberry juice you buy, because it may be adulterated with apple or grape juice.

Conclusion

If you’re finding yourself less horny than before, or if you take too long to recover from a dynamite sex session, the things I listed above will keep you in peak physical shape for when sexual duty calls. I’m confident they’ll keep me fornicating at a professional level for at least three more decades.

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Hubert Cumberdale
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“I maintain that regimen for a few days until my penis is silky smooth to the touch.” lol

Aaron Frost
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What happen when you’re allergic to cranberries?

Aaron Frost
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What happens,if you’re allergic to cranberries?

Roosh
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You have to pick a new career.

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lol

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This advice was some Dax Flame level humor here.

I’ll start moisturzmois my penis tonight.

Roosh
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Don’t be stingy with the oil. When I’m done lathering up, my penis is glistening. It dries up quickly.

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Peep the 2nd sentence: “work ethnic” lol. Freudian slip, Roosh…

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Hah. Habit number 6: Be Middle Eastern.

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6. Superman Bedset.

No mention of any pills. Well-done. I look forward to banging vaginal walls well into my 60s.

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I take a Vitamin B complex every day. Otherwise I get vertigo. I also take Vitamin D when I don’t get any sun, mostly in the winter. I don’t believe they contribute to my sexuality.

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You might want to consider pastured desiccated beef liver for B-vitamins. The bioavailability is better than with vitamin pills. Plus you get vitamin A, (retinol) and great source of (again highly bioavailable) Iron and zinc. I can recommend Vital proteins and Ancestral supplements as solid brands.

I would also recommend collagen hydrolysate for a more supple penis. Collagen production is gradually compromised from age 25 onwards, and loss of extracellular matrix collagen/elastin is one of the leading causes of tissue stiffening with age.
Providing the building block amino acids, proline and glycine mostly, will attenuate this process.(Make sure to have a vitamin C rich diet, as collagen production is dependent on C vitamins. Red bell peppers, green vegetables are good sources.)

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No, I meant Superhuman Dick Pills! (Viagra/Cialas) Haha
Vitamin D, I’ve been taking it for years because of your writings, so thank you.

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two eggs aint enough! smile

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jfl @ having sex without the goal to create children, you don’t use forks to cut meat, why use your fertile body to pursue non-fertility?

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I recommend more tender meat.

Charles Martel
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Beet Juice – the concentrated stuff like Ace

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coconut oil on the cockage seems a bit extreme, but whatevs.

I’ve found I get horny after eating red meat – steak or roast and so forth. I feel like fucking after I eat it. Anybody else?

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I’ve been vegetarian for years except occasional game meat when I can get it (deer, elk, etc.). Still as horny as ever.

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The harder and better you bang her the first time the more likely you are to hear from her again. The average guy goes in for a SNL tired and sloppy from five beers with a limpy dick (and maybe feeling a little guilty because you know having sex on the first date with a girl you don’t know that well makes you a bad person.) Wonders why she ignoring his “Wow that was really fun let’s get together again!!” texts after the weekend. She was judging you, you know.

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Dr. Joel Wallach says 8-10 eggs a day with soft yolks. He’s almost 80 and says he functions well without Viagra. The eggs yolks have cholesterol. 95% of testosterone is cholesterol.

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Eggs – check. Cholestorol for the brain too.

Cranberries – check.

Coconuts – Hard to find here. Substituting coconut beauty soap would help the dick if you don’t live down where real coconuts grow. I never used the wussy beauty soaps before on my hands and arms after fighting and wrestling a big mean car engine to the ground. Gojo and lava with pumice is the only thing that can cut the grease. A coconut beauty bar that smells so coconutty and good has been sitting there forever by my floor sink where I wash parts and where I sometimes take a leak when it’s too cold to open the door. I should try that coconut soap on my dick. What the heck. Thanks Roosh for the great tip.

As far as the rest of the skin on your body, nothing else helps the skin as much as a healthy liver. Also glycerin soap and collagen can keep the face, neck and back skin that is most exposed to sun and elements healthy and elastic.

But the dick skin is unique in that it must be used extensively for friction yet it must remain extremely thin for tactile sensitivity and also healthy and durable. Never fuck a dry pussy or a shitty asshole.

Simply put, the dick skin was intended to keep women fucked and women were put on this Earth to be kept fucked. In a perfect world, the only time a man should avoid or next having sex with a woman is when she’s on the rag or when she’s busy tit feeding one of your offspring.

I must stress the importance of liver health for overall skin health. When you look at a person’s age, you’re really looking at the age or mileage on their liver. You see their skin outwardly reflecting the condition of their liver inwardly. Alcoholics with cirrhosis and diabetics with fatty liver disease both look equally poor skin-wise on the outside.

THE SKIN is an organ too and it’s directly connected to the liver. Think of the skin ‘organ’ as a bouncy ball connected via a rubber band to a paddle which represents the liver – like the ball and paddle toy. The two organs are interdependent. CIRCUMIN (turmeric) is essential for cleaning and conditioning the liver.

The facial and cranial skin on a 90yo can begin to look like a ballsack. The face of the advanced elderly male vs the female can become indistinguishable. Their faces and necks resemble a potpourri collage of gonad parts. The cheeks and jowels look like a ballsack and the nose and toothless mouth of a 90yo looks like if you did a finger puppet show with Mrs Jones’s profusely drooping labia flaps.

But the ‘ballsack’ effect can be delayed. You don’t have to age into a literal scrotum chinned cunt face. Get some TURMERIC!

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great post as always MCGOO

MCGOO
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Thanks MAL. Just keepin it ‘mcreal’.

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I am glad you fellas have found a safe place to rest your dicks. Now get crackin’…you are lookin’ a little soft from too much coconut oil and day dreamin’.

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wow good tips are these the ones you mastered raping sorry “forcing yourself on women”. I love your blog comment on waiter and waitresses. Fake smiles because it’s a job they hate but they have to do it because not everyone can blog about bullshit to make just above minimum wage. A lot of this is bait I get it you’re a con artist for subscribers, but fears me is there are actually more idiots out that believe you. Sad part is you’re taking them for ride all they’re doing is making you money. I came from a family of immigrants but maybe i was raised more on human decency, maybe i’ll start a blog on that. 😂. Western society is going be pretty much universally everywhere. You’ll be a lot older and the younger generation i’m assuming will think you’re a scumbag. Tread carefully my lobotomized blogger laws change everyday and so do the pentalities for them. All it takes is for you to piss off the wrong person and next thing you know you have a case against you. Then you’re using your fertility tips in a prison.

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Actually most of his followers are young. And would you chill out? Being this negative and judgmental will hurt your mental health in the long run. Listen to the guy for a few seconds and you’ll realize he’s a cool dude.

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RooshV for Prez: Making Intimacy Great Again.

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I have found the exact same with eggs. I listen to my body. Nothing is more satisfying these days than knowing your own body, tendencies & doing whatever you want sexually with a woman. But, yes, my body tells me eggs make for good sex & fluidity.
I also perform massages on my girl with coconut oil & she loves it.

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ha ha. Amusing. Do you still value that casual sex crap? And women and their pussy? I am not prudish at all, yet I find it sad, like observing animals thinking about the poo they made. I mean, seriously, do you realize that we are all going to die soon? This crap you talk about is a waste of time, and unworthy for a 40 years old.

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stupid, in fact. I am out of here.

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I am waiting anxiously for the new book. When, Roosh, WHEN? Arghh…

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It’s looking like September/October.

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Thank you very much for the update!

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Is softcore acceptable? Or should we rely solely on physical sensation and fantasy, like in the old days?

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The killer is the variety. Soft or hardcore, using porn tricks your brain into believing that you are banging hundreds of the most fertile women imaginable. No one girl can replace that.

Young men are getting erectile dysfunction and damaged penises in droves due to porn abuse. And they pretty much all sing the same sorry tune: “I didn’t realise I had a porn problem until my dick stopped working.”

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Burnin urethera n nut pain can also be delayed nutting. We arent meant to go too long

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Excellent advise, thanks Roosh.

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I am 12 years older than Roosh and 2 years ago by fortune I stumbled on the Tribulus pills. Actually, I was going to swimming pool for 3 or 4 times a week and started searching for something that could add to my whole body energy and cut short the recovering time afterwards. Although not getting any T-level blood tests, considering my age it was clear what I had to do. So, searching for some non-chemical supplements (yeah, I know this sound controversial), I stumbled upon Tribulus, which should be taken for 90 days, and then make a pause for about a month. During the pause, it is recomended to take ZMA (zinc, magnesium, B6 vitamin).
All I can say that I didn’t boost my swimming energy level at some significant measure, but after 2 days of started taking Tribulus pills, I was horny and with hard erections as a 14 y.o.
My opinion is that all of the food or drink or air that we intake is at least slightely poisonous and depleted of its natural benefitial ingridients (eggs, meat, fruits, vegetables), that some sort of supplement we all need sometime.
By the way, my doc says that every human should be taking additional zinc pills for the rest of their lives.

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Hey Roosh, don’t know why you are keep on saying that reaching the age of 40+ somehow makes MEN less Virile !! Maybe, is that the case with western MEN !?

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Do you do oral on these chicks? What is a Round?

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For the cranberries, I heartily recommend Fuxion’s ‘Berry Balance”. It’s portable, and includes cranberries and mch more. It’s blew away some serious bladder/prostate discomfort after only 3 or 4 days. Fuxion is a Peruvian product, and they have other stuff derived from Amazonian traditional remedies (completely renewable) that I can’t live without anymore. Email me for details: this is no bullshit product pitch, I found this stuff last year on a trip to Peru and Bolivia and I use it regularly.

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Our Lady at Fatima, in 1917, attested by the greatest miracle in post-Apostolic times, witnessed by around 70,000 people, said most people go to hell via sins of impurity. Be as red-pilled as you like, but don’t be a fornicator and spend eternity in complete agony for all eternity…

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More tips:

Take ice cold showers in winter, focusing flow on water on your genitals. In summer, soak your balls in a bowl of ice and water.

If you eat pussy, do NOT wash or rinse your face afterwards. Ideally, have a beard and never wash or rinse your face.

Keep.body fat percentage low, but not so low your body hits the panic button and throws the sex drive overboard to avoid starvation, so to speak. 10-12% is ideal for must guys.

Replace ejaculatory sex with tantra recirculation of sexual energy. In practice, recirculation is normally imperfect and you lose a tiny bit of sexual energy per non-ejaculatory orgasm. So you can’t go forever but you can go for hours and maybe 50 non-ejaculatory orgasms. Boredom is my usual limiting factor, not lack of sexual energy.

Avoid all porn, soft as well as hard. Replay last session with a real girl. And practice Tantra while masturbating, same as with real sex.

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Try vicks vaporub chicks love a chilly chocha… I like to dip it in sand to perform the screaming seagull… then after a fun night of sandy chilly vicks willy fun dip fornication use 400 grit sand paper to smooth everything off…J.K.

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That’s how American women like it now. Even if your out hoggin

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Herpes

Jon Anthony
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Great article, Roosh. Especially #3 – I DEFINITELY feel a “hangover” the day after masturbating. I’m convinced that if everyone in the USA started NoFap we’d easily overtake the globalists.