An Intimate Tour

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Here a video tour of my house a la MTV Cribs. The video starts in what was actually the middle, but I had to edit it down from the 12 minutes I had. The result is good enough for a Friday slot. Stick around for the end…

An Intimate Tour from Roosh V on Vimeo.


  1. Bonerific August 15, 2008 at 9:25 am

    Hey the song at the end is awesome – what is it?

  2. MikeStoute August 15, 2008 at 10:28 am

    Pretty funny… I like the part about constantly washing yourself to keep up with the vigorous daily routines.. lol

  3. jkc August 15, 2008 at 10:46 am

    dug the part about running. funny shit

  4. SeaFighter HSV August 15, 2008 at 10:52 am

    Your house?

  5. Rajia August 15, 2008 at 1:44 pm

    I’m seriously shocked that any woman would ever have sex with you. I mean, ever. Sorry.

  6. Lance August 15, 2008 at 2:15 pm

    @ #7, rajia

    it’s not uncommon that i think to myself, ‘man, i’d have to be pretty damn drunk to fuck her.’ i have, however, never thought, ‘man, no dude should ever fuck her.’

    this is a very interesting difference between men and women. granted, you’re expressing shock as opposed to making an overt wish, but they’re sort of the same thing.

    why are you not satisfied just to decide for yourself that you wouldn’t have sex with roosh? why go the extra step and and decide that no women should ever have sex with him?

    Lance’s last blog post: Lance Cristal: A Straight Shooter with Upper Management Written All Over Him.

  7. Rajia August 15, 2008 at 3:21 pm

    I didn’t say that no woman SHOULD have sex with him, I’m just surprised they DO. Not necessarily because of his physical appearance, just…I don’t know…something. Talking about crotch juices and yeast. Yeah. Hot. Who wouldn’t jump on that?

    No worries though. I’m the typical American woman that Roosh despises so it’s not like my opinion counts.

  8. Anonymous August 15, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    You’ve got to audition for Keys to the VIP and use a video like that! 🙂 Classic!!!

  9. InterestedParty August 15, 2008 at 8:54 pm

    One word – HILARIOUS!

  10. crow August 16, 2008 at 9:36 am

    hilarious roosh but i think it’s time for a new “do”…

  11. spaceman August 16, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    my fav part is the masturbation section.

    “i don’t do that”

  12. Namtab August 17, 2008 at 11:01 pm


  13. Seduction Chronicles August 17, 2008 at 11:58 pm


    Normal guys speak like that to each other. NORMAL GUYS. You don’t want a guy that doesn’t. Those are the ones that break loose by murdering you when you’re pregnant. Guys need an outlet.

    Seduction Chronicles’s last blog post: Pimping Out Your Dog by David Wygant.

  14. Eugenius August 18, 2008 at 12:27 am

    Funny stuff, Roosh I dont know how you can hear, but your hair at this point hides your ears completely. The view from the room is a 10+!!!!!

  15. Rajia August 18, 2008 at 10:06 am

    Yeah, maybe 28 year-old guys that live in DC and hang in this particular circle talk like that. I have a hard time imagining my father saying crotch juice, and my mom is still unmurdered.

  16. san diego August 18, 2008 at 11:25 am

    Nice crib. Stay classy, DC

  17. Aja August 18, 2008 at 2:05 pm

    Do you need some sheets, I have extras no wholes, some stains, but alot better than urs.

  18. Roosh August 21, 2008 at 11:27 pm

    I’m surprised no one guessed the song i tried to sing..
    Damien Rice – Blower’s Daughter
    Oh well

  19. Nina August 22, 2008 at 2:10 am

    Such a good singer, I knew it I just didn’t mention it because…
    Something else stoled my atention, but tell us more Roosh, how about, the whole in your sheets?

  20. spaceman August 28, 2008 at 8:36 pm

    or hole?

  21. Benedict Smith September 9, 2008 at 5:02 pm

    i love the fact that women will in fact “will” themselves to see a man as hotter than in fact he is. i’m not knocking you roosh, but you call it like it is. woman fall in love with an idea of how they see a specific man. men fall in love with an idea of how women as a whole ought to be….(but aren’t).

    Benedict Smith’s last blog post: Way to Piss off Benedict # 43.

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  23. Johnny Dair March 14, 2010 at 1:52 am

    Roosh, you’re a pretty good looking guy. I’m surprised anyone takes your advice.

    PS why don’t you film yourself picking a girl up? This would not only prove useful and instructive, it would also make your site more credible when I bring it up in conversations regarding human nature (“according to some guy on the internet who claims to get laid a lot, girls are x, y, and z.” brings inevitable cries of “er, internet?”)