Are You A Player?

Introducing the Are You A Player Quiz, with 21 questions that rate your game. Each question has an answer worth two points and usually one with one point. I also put in an easter egg question to make sure you are paying attention.

Your results will put you in one of four categories. To achieve the top category, you have to get pretty much everything right. At the end of the quiz I explain the correct answers. About 200 guys have taken the quiz so far (I announced it on the newsletter) and only four of them have achieved the top player rating. Good luck…

I am a man and would like to find out if I’m a player by taking this internet quiz, since I don’t already know.

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Sweatpants
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If you have to take a quiz on the internet to find out, the answer is probably “no”.

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I wanted to elaborate on some of the questions. fun quiz either way

roissy
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#14 — for some reason asian chicks love to stick their fingers up the anus hole.

#21 — rough sex for the first few months, definitely. but after that it’s OK to mix it up with a little gentle grinding. goddamn am i a softie.

roissy’s last blog post: Overheard In DC.

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Hmmm – from the number of questions & answers related to bars & alcohol, I suspect there’s an underserved niche for people that don’t want anything to do with bars & alcohol …

What about pot-based game?

Jewcano
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I got some message telling me to go play computer games.

Jewcano’s last blog post: You Are What You Do When It Counts.

Cob
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I stopped halfway through. I’m not a player, but every man has his own style, and a number of my answers did not fit your 4 choices per questions.

Anonymous
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You’re kidding right? This is more lame than going to the super market and taking one of those love tests in a racked magazine. Tomorrow, you’ll have astrological fortunes.

Kim-E
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Oh, nice! I’m the first girl to take the player quiz. Yeah!!!

No surprise, I’m a total Beta and worst I think being a friend first will totally help me get into a girl’s pants. Hot Dog!!

Seriously, Roosh, I’m worried you’re psychic and are zooming your mighty mind powers specifically on me. My favorite Harlequin novels are the ones where friends don’t know their in love until the last chapter. (Yeah I know Harlequin sucks but I love them)

I love being a girl and the beta man confirmation was icing on my feminine cake.

Oh yeah, anyway I could get some free BANG copies from you? I’m planning on giving them as grad gifts.

Laters,

Kim-E

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ha ha everyone is taking this test way too seriously.

mil0
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dang, i’m a betamale.

didn’t see dat one comin’.

Lisa
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“for some reason asian chicks love to stick their fingers up the anus hole.”

For some reason 99% of men are secretly ass queens. It’s allright it’s okay. it’s just something you gotta work with.

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The results are bullshit Roosh, I’m sure most people who took the test could guess the “best” answers – it’s pretty easy after having read your blog for a while.
I answered honestly and got a less than perfect score. A lot of other testtakers answered right, but I don’t think that is what they would do in real life. Hard out there for a playa.

hmm
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Seriously though – what’s wrong with a finger up the butt? It feels great during a BJ (and I’m a hetero male).

Justin
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I think the ones that are bitter about the quiz are the ones that didn’t score well. Man up.

todd hackett
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i think this test needs a final extra credit question:

“when you take a lighthearted test posted on the blog of the author of BANG, to determine whether or not you’re player, how do you react?”

Jewcano
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hmm #14 – because there’s poop up there. Poop, I tell you.

Jewcano’s last blog post: You Are What You Do When It Counts.

Lisa
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…and hmmm represents the other 1% who is not secretive about it.

WittlessProtectionProg
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I would like to see a quiz for “are you a chump in the dating game?” I am a nice guy, tooo nice. thus alone…