Are You A Real Man?

Modern society has warped what it means to be a real man. The result is you have “men” who are successful on paper, who have a house, some money, respectable wardrobe, stylish furniture, and fine tastes, yet they can’t get laid with a beautiful woman. I don’t have to remind you of the hogs that a lot of men are carrying around on their arms in public, a sort of reverse natural selection that our feminizing culture is allowing. I have thought long and hard about all the qualities that make a real man, and have determined that only two are absolutely essential.

1. Ability to get laid at will. If you can’t get laid with multiple women, you’re not a real man, plain and simple. If you can’t mate with superior genes then you’re a blight on the human condition, and should be euthanized. What else is there more important to human existence than fucking? Nothing.

There was a time when I couldn’t get laid, when I was a useless parasite on the world, but then I learned and now I am spreading my seed on multiple continents. It’s true I have not had children (as far as I know), but with a flip of a switch this can be accomplished easily. In all likelihood my human destiny will be accidentally achieved rather soon.

2. Personal strength. Can you defend your lifeblood if the shit really hits the fan? Can you protect yourself against an attacker? Otherwise you are not a real man. Personal strength comes in two forms: the confidence to make a stand and the physical apparatus to carry it out. If you fall over at the slightest breeze then are you not suitable for life, and should be terminated. If I can wrap my thumb and index finger around your bicep then you are a decaying organism that would perish without the nanny state to keep you safe and warm. While I am not a meathead, I am prepared to fight to the death if my being is threatened or questioned.

Real men are made, not born. If you choose not to be a real man, but instead a half-man like 90% of Western males, then you don’t deserve the benefits that come with it—sex and respect. I cannot imagine living life without either.

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Josh
Josh
11 years ago

Excellent.

Boston66
Boston66
11 years ago

Best post I’ve read.
Survive and replicate.
Good shit..

V K
V K
11 years ago

Any guy can get laid at will if he simply lowers his standards enough…

Getting laid with HOT women at will is what you should be aiming for. I would edit the 1st point to make this clear lol. A guy who regularly fatty fucks because he thinks he can’t get the hot chicks is just a loser. A real man always goes for the hottest chicks.

Jess MG
Jess MG
3 years ago
Reply to  V K

Knew a guy with a claim of 60-70 lays in a span of 10 years or so. Met many of them. All hideous. All fatties. All well below 5s. 5 would have been generous. He got laid more than anyone I knew. Wouldn’t call him a real man AT ALL.

Anti-Gnostic
Anti-Gnostic
3 years ago
Reply to  Jess MG

Somehow methinks you are engaging in the SJW act known as projecting. It was your job as his wingman, IF what you say is true, to then stop him from committed faticide. Some friend.

sa
sa
11 years ago

yawn…………..

Carl Sagan
Carl Sagan
11 years ago

Funniest post I’ve read.

Good shit though.

Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus
11 years ago

So gay men aren’t real men?

bcg
bcg
11 years ago

This sounds like sour grapes, since you don’t have those things you say aren’t real. I think the best way to define manhood is winning in any zero-sum game in which you choose to compete – being effective, highly effective, in whatever you choose to do.

bcg’s last blog post: A Question.

The G Manifesto
11 years ago

“The result is you have “men” who are successful on paper, who have a house, some money, respectable wardrobe, stylish furniture, and fine tastes, yet they can’t get laid with a beautiful woman.”

The Paper Alpha.

There are tons of these. I have no stats to back it up, but my guts tell me there are more of these now than in years gone by.

– MPM

The G Manifesto’s last blog post: Manny Pacquiao VS Miguel Cotto: Post Fight Thoughts.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Survival and reproduction. Basic.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

I guess I have to come up with another commenter name, as someone else has usurped “Chris” (above). Thats fucking annoying, as I’ve commented here a lot under that name. Maybe I’m just in a slightly pissed off mood. Time to get laid, I guess.

Anyway, the funniest thing about paper alphas is that they are just so eager to tell you about their alphaness, as you would never otherwise know if they were in the room. “I drive this car, went to this school, have this job, and own this much property”. There is no question about who is a real alpha, and they rarely have to open their mouths to prove such if they do not choose to do so. I equate “tough guy” alphas, who try to unnecessarily square off with every other guy in the room if given the chance, almost with the paper alpha. Its just about the same thing. Neither are real alphas. However, the real alpha will successfully defend himself if necessary, as Roosh said, you just won’t know about it until you are attacked.

I pretty much agree with VKs comments, althugh some leeway has to be given to older (40+) alphas who can’t quite as easily get away with banging the 23 year old 9.5 anymore. You have to grade on a curve.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Also, I think BCGs comments, while coming from a good place, aren’t right. I can choose to get very good at a number of things which make me nothing more than a parasite on humanity, let alone not “more of a man”. Think investment banking. Does skimming value out of the economy generated by the working class, while adding no value to it, make you a man? I think not, no matter how lucrative it is and how “good” you are. Integrity and character has to factor in there somewhere.

DF
DF
11 years ago

Chris, do you even know what investment bankers do?

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

yeah, i do. I don’t want to derail the comment section though with a debate about that. Can you tell me how they “earn” their money, though? What value do they trade to society for their income? Product? Service? What? This discussion could easily degrade into an economics discussion, which would be too much for the comments section. But they create no value, they only take it from the economy on a large scale. My investment banker acquaintances have admitted as much. Thats hard to refute. All traders do the same thing, investment bankers only being worse because of the power of their banks and the large scale of their operations. Value/wealth is traded for in a normal economy. Those parasites don’t trade a thing, but gamble their money, our money, and money which doesn’t actually exist to societies detriment. Once you get rid of all of the noise and double talk, it comes down to the fact that they skim value from the economy without adding anything or trading society for it in any way whatsoever.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

I mean, if they are buying and selling hard assets, like businesses, thats one thing. Thats just selling product. Nothing wrong with that, and they engage in a lot of equity investment. But a lot of what they do is described as above.

Yeah Right
Yeah Right
11 years ago

I enjoy reading your blog and I think you have many useful and inciteful things to say about getting laid etc. But what cracks me up are these sort of ego trip posts. You’re not an Alpha Roosh. I’m sorry but you’re not. The real Alphas are those you term the “Naturals”. They don’t need to think about all this existential bullshit to make it happen, THEY JUST DO IT.

I also get a real laugh reading you talking about fighting. Let me ask you, When was the last time you were in an honest to god fight? (Assuming you have actualy been in one) What went down? Who won and how?

Paper Alpha
Paper Alpha
11 years ago

If you really believe that all traders add no value, Chris, then you must believe that rational, self-interested individuals wouldn’t bother to trade with them, since they would only lose by doing so. But oddly enough, traders of a variety of kinds play an enormous role in modern economies, not only as investment bankers but as intermediaries in the production and delivery of all kinds of goods and services.

All the parties transacting with traders must be making a terrible mistake, from what you say. But that suggests that an enterprising alpha-male like you ought to be able to correct this massive, trader-wrought, systemic inefficiency in the world economy, and make a buck (or a trillion) doing so, by organizing our complex economy along trader-free lines. Please do so!

I know I’ll be better off without ubiquitous traders skimming the fat, given that they only take. And you can start small–since transacting with traders is a value-losing proposition, you should be able to enter any line of business in which traders play a role and bypass them, delivering goods and services more cheaply, and thus out-compete them.

The only thing puzzling me is that no other genius has taken advantage of this gigantic arbitrage opportunity already. Count yourself lucky that you’re so much smarter than everyone else, and strike it rich!

Il Capo
Il Capo
11 years ago

@ Chris:

The important job that i-bankers (or rather i-banks) do is making the economy as efficient as possible by enabling capital to flow from source to use. All the economic theories based on an efficient allocation of capital are moot if capital does not flow efficiently. Without i-banks and some other financial institutions, the flow of capital would be stifled.

We could argue whether i-banks enable this flow in the best possible manner or which is the optimum trade-off between efficiency and protection of some stakeholders and then we would have an interesting discussion. But denying the service they provide is, in my opinion, rather ignorant.

Cliff Arroyo
Cliff Arroyo
11 years ago

¿Quien es mas macho, Roissy o Roosh?

¡Roosh es mas macho que ese maricon Roissy!

tots
tots
11 years ago

Roosh your 2nd criteria doesn’t make sense. A man with a skinny bicep with a gun can defend himself better than a man with a big bicep without one. Personal strength is not only relative, it’s up to interpretation. It’s better defined as power rather than muscular strength.

Anonymous
Anonymous
11 years ago

And these are the only two things that everyone has told me for my whole life are the least important for being a man. But now I’m putting a lot of thought into it and working on it. I’m 22 by the way.

The G Manifesto
11 years ago

“And these are the only two things that everyone has told me for my whole life are the least important for being a man.”

American Society will teach you that.

Transport yourself to a 3rd world beach town or city and you will find that these two things are all that matters.

And being a “cool” person. (Read into that however you would like).

– MPM

The G Manifesto’s last blog post: Manny Pacquiao VS Miguel Cotto: Post Fight Thoughts.

Rush
Rush
11 years ago

Roosh,
My understanding is Real Men are BORN, not MADE. You don’t teach a lion to hunt…Its in his nature to hunt. Was that a typo from you??

Anonymous
Anonymous
11 years ago

I don’t rely on the nanny state. I rely on the state to protect my right to life. The guys with big weapons would run the world without a state to protect rights, not the guys with big biceps.

You are coming from the right place, but you are creating a cartoon version of the truth.