Big Daddy’s Sports Club

I got the call from Virgle Kent on Saturday afternoon.

“Hey I’m thinking of calling an audible today. My boy is having a big party in Richmond.”

“Richmond? You mean that place past Kings Dominion?” I said. “That’s far as hell.”

“Yeah but there are going to be a lot of sluts.”

“I’ve always wanted to go to Richmond. This would be a good opportunity.”

A two-and-a-half hour drive later and we are in some guy’s house with sorority girls who are diggin’ the vibe that my 100% Huggable Care Bear shirt was putting out. Except for the token fatty who pretended she was hot, the girls were thin, friendly, and cute. I was going to find love that night, but then VK had to tell me all about how his fraternity brothers ravaged their every hole back in the day. Once a mental picture is planted, like for instance me telling all the girls reading this to imagine me hitting it raw from the back in 1-3 minutes of the most intense pleasure you could ever imagine, it’s really hard to get it out of your head.

We end up at Big Daddy’s Sports Club, which I was told is the only good club in Richmond. Considering it is a cheesy Tequila Beach clone, I started to understand why VK suggested I hype up my DC background, a nightlife paradise compared to the dive bar dreck Richmond has to offer.

Big Daddy’s is the whitest place I’ve ever been to in my life. Other than one staff member, VK was the only black guy there. Let’s just say that if you want to ensure a homogeneous crowd, enforce a “collared shirts only” dresscode for men. The only reason me and Tenderheart Bear got in is because of my social engineering skills I wasn’t black. If you don’t account for fake tans, I was the second darkest person there. If you don’t account for the sheep dog that made a brief appearance, I was the hairiest living organism present.

I don’t like American girls, but if they are like the girls in that Richmond club, I can get used to them fast. There were two Sienna Miller clones, one Kim Smith clone, and several blondes that registered in the 8 and 9 range. With so much competition, you notice the difference in attitude. For example, if I’m stationary in a bar and there is a moving target, I usually yell “Hey” and then go into my opener. In DC I have to be halfway through it before the girl actually stops (if she does), but in Richmond they usually stopped on the “Hey”—and these girls were hotter. Is it easier to get laid there? I don’t know. But I did feel more comfortable being treated nicely.

I like to say that if you can game in DC, you can game anywhere. I know I haven’t stayed in cities long enough to be certain about their girl population, but other than New York, I haven’t been to a city that gave me a deja-vu feeling. All these techniques I learned to deal with unapproachable or frigid girls are totally unnecessary when I go elsewhere. Some players will live and die never needing the things I and others here had to learn.

The club closed a little early at 2AM. With just a little bit more time I’m sure I would have landed that motel room venue change with the two married chicks, but alas, I ended up throwing hail mary’s on the street while my wingman was engaged in expected drama with the college ex.

I was bullshiting with a couple random girls when I heard some guy yellling close to me. I turned around towards the source of the noise, and there was a guy looking at me and all I could make out was “…fucking knock you out!” I’ve never seen him before in life.

“Well that’s not real friendly,” was the first thing to come out of my mouth.

Then this neckless, swollen man pushes my chest and next thing I know there are five meatheads encircling me ready to give me an unforgettable beating. Back where I come from, you usually get warnings before a situation escalates into physical violence. If you are hitting on some guy’s girl, maybe he will put his arm around her or physically block access to her. Or he’ll say, “Bro, she’s with me.” Or he’ll just pull her away. There are a lot of things that happen before the “I’m going to knock you out” comes out. These Richmond guys weren’t playing by the rules, damn it. I got pulled out of there by one of our crew members and decided to call it a night before I ended up hurting someone.

I’m not sure if the people at Big Daddy’s are representative of Richmond or the South, but even if it’s as much as 20% worse, the vibe, attitude, and quality of the girls at this one club blows away anywhere else in DC. And most of these girls were in sororities, a subpopulation that is composed the shallowest and snobbiest women in the world. I don’t know if I’ll make it to Richmond anytime soon, but it does get me curious about what else the South has to offer.

Part II: Richmond pictures

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mike says
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Definitely not playing by the rules. You were automatically entitled to duff him out as soon as you turned around. A man issues a threat, all bets are off and you have full rights to put him to the test.

As for the South, I’ve heard good things, particularly more traditional women along the lines of the ones discussed in your last post. This could just be a rumor floated around by hungry southern real estate brokers though.

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Let me get this straight.
There were TWO Sienna Miller clones at this place and you didn’t go home with at least one of them? If I was a guy….good lord. Sienna Miller clones!

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interesting that roosh almost got knocked out in richmond. it sounds kind of like my experiences in new orleans.

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oh man where was VK…the neck breaka…the rest of the crew?…..i mean it sounded like a fair fight….especially if you hit the dude in the balls first…

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The closer you get to the North Carolina/South Carolina border, the better the women get. There’s a reason they say Carolina girls are the best in the world. Beautiful, friendly, plentiful, horny, and with minds clear of the “I must resent men to be a woman” baggage from last post. Go further into Georgia and Alabama and the culture shock (if you’re Yankee) may outweigh the chicks. Louisiana seems to only produce skanks, though my experiences with La girls are limited. Go the other way into Florida and you’ll either find the backwoods girls that are hotter in Georgia or ones that are tired of dealing with tourists and look old from the sun at 20.

Richmond’s hardly the happy hunting grounds. You’ve just been cooped up in the DC/VA/MD area too long.

Disclaimer: even after googling I still have no fucking clue who Kim Smith or Sienna Miller are.

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DC is the farthest north I go. If this is where you’ve been all your life, you have missed out some.

Yes, you need to get down to SC/GA

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I definitely vote for Southern girls. While it’s true they’re quite friendly, just like in D.C., there is a talk you gotta talk, and a walk you gotta walk. Likewise, Southern men, as Roosh almost found out the hard way, are far more alpha when it comes to defending their (perceived) territory. D.C. guys, for the most part, don’t want to throw down, as doing so might stain their Dockers or tear their Polo shirts. In the South, your wingman also better be willing to cover your ass, because one-on-one is not the fighting style.

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My bad son, of course I had baby mamah drama to take care off. I also had to watch my ass, down in the south you can get arrested for “walking while black”. No for serious.

But for real for real, southern girls know how to show some love. I don’t know what it is but they know how to drink and know how to fcuk, it’s a fact. Next trip we’re going to SC to see clifton cash.

Long live the Dirty!!!

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*take care of*…. duh

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jewcano, have you been to dallas? sweet fancy moses, even the plainest of those babes puts the best of dc to shame. too bad for southern girls the bloom on their rose wilts quickly.

roosh: “I like to say that if you can game in DC, you can game anywhere.”

so true, with the exception of nyc (worst attitude) and seattle (most jaded). the game you learn here is overkill for most girls elsewhere. i was recently in austin and had the pleasure of running what i considered my tightest game in a lounge bar there. the girls were so hot i figured i would need my guns of navarone firing on all cylinders to have a crack at them. much to my surprise, i needed barely 10% of my arsenal before *she* suggested we move to a couch. sure, non-dc girls will still throw a shit test at you but their tests are amusingly obvious and easily circumvented. passing their tests also earns you a much higher payoff.

so what is going on? the factors i suspect are at play here:

1. self-selection. women who travel to the big coast cities to make their careers are often also those same types who embody everything anti-feminine. they therefore game like men.

2. fewer student council president types outside the northern cities. smart and uber-ironic cynical superstars of the social scene in dc have a default social interaction mode that falls somewhere between bristly and conceited. you will not find the bloated sense of entitlement in southern girls that you will find in the locals. they will instantly respect a man slightly more interesting than what they are used to.

3. the “expert from afar” phenomenon. hey, if it works for salesmen and management consultants, it’ll work for players.

4. style. if you are a guy who understands how to dress you will catapult yourself past 95% of your competition in the south.

5. the other guys. good ole boys may be quicker to throw a punch but their game is weak because of not needing to hone the skills required to pick up dc girls.

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When I was living out of my car a few summers ago, I spent most of my time in RVA. I really liked it there. But the places I hung out (Nancy Raygun, Alley Katz) weren’t frequented by the people you mentioned. In fact, I rarely ran into meatheads and sorority girls.

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Honestly, I prefer Pittsburgh. There are so many attractive girls there that are also super cool.

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I second Sweat’s comment. I used to go to U. Pitt. to visit friends in college and the city is just stocked with chicks ready and willing to show an out of towner a good time. I don’t know how good the city is for finding LTR material, but it’s great for a wild weekend.

Also, Roissy’s theories are all money but #1 seems particularly accurate as per my experience.

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I love southern belles, their charm, their grace…but they’ll only fuck you if you believe in Jesus.

Roissy is on point. NYC can be a tough place to run game. Amazing when you consider the fact that the ratio of single women to single men is heavily skewed in men’s favor. However, ladies living outside of Manhattan tend to be far more approachable and just as attractive.

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The hottest, coolest, approachable and friendly women are in Montreal Canada period. The southern bells may work for you white dudes but it’s a real struggle for colored foreign man like me. In North America I don’t think there’s city that’s comparable to Montreal. Sometime I wonder what the fcuk I am doing in the midwest – nice women but big attitude.

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So that’s cool that Richmond is awesome and shitty that you got attacked.But it’s a bit rude to say all sorority girls are sluts. I am not a slut.

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I’m so glad I met you. Because I think you would still scare me otherwise.

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Women in europe? Does anybody have comments on that? I have heard the Scandinavian women are hot as well as nice. Any truth to that? What about english women – they gotta be better than american women though?

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Very nice Roosh.. “itscool” I agree with you there are some very nice females in Canada.

In regards Richmond, its a different world..you need very little game to get girl in the 504, and its worlds different from DC..5 dollar cover charges.come on..I almost passed out at the door.

the place you experienced reminds me of Have a Nice Day Cafe” or something like that..another Tequilla Beach clone…and the girls can be hotter than there DC counterparts but that depends on where you go….

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You east coasties have completely missed the boat. San Diego area is where it is at. Seriously.

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But after reading itscool’s comments I must agree Montreal is pretty fucking awesome too, I should add.

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Roissy, haven’t spent any real time in Dallas but I’ve done Austin and San Antonio and yes, Texas is a truly wondrous state when it comes to girls. Texas has its own quirks, though. Like anywhere else down south, a Yankee runs his mouth and he’ll be in a world of hate.

I’ve never picked up a chick in Canada that didn’t have hairy legs. Now I know it’s cold up there, but figuring for the law of averages there’s a lot of shaggy women up there. If that’s you’re bag, fine. I’ll stay south of the Mason-Dixon, thanks.

Southern girls won’t sleep with you if you don’t believe in Jesus? I’ve never had that problem. Of course, I am a distant relative of the dude. You’re just misinterpreting their demand for a deeply religious experience.

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Jewcano, I thought you wouuld have picked up on the irony of my Jesus joke.

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Ahem, as far as Texas girls I will second Roissy and Jewcano on hotness.

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Lou P.
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“Yeah but there are going to be a lot of sluts.”
-Always a good line to use to move a friend who’s iffy on a night out from apathetic to Locked In.

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I can’t believe you found yourself in Richmond. I’m sure that Kat will agree that Richmond girls are nicer…and hotter too. 🙂

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