Bone Crushing Cockblock

This story happened a couple months ago but I just remembered it the other night while thinking about my life.

I was at a small lounge with a couple friends when I made small chat with this alright looking girl. It went nowhere but later I got much farther with her cuter friend. The deeper the conversation got the more the original girl interrupted, until she finally squeezed me out of the conversation by making her friend dance.

One hour later I’m leaning against the bar and who is dancing in front of me but an Americanized Brazilian girl (good enough). I hit her with my gringo Portuguese and she’s curious, wondering why this gringo spent a month in her country. I mentioned a couple popular Brazilian foods for good measure, but I didn’t overdo it or else it would come across as me trying to impress her. She asked me to dance.

Apparently half the girls at the bar knew each other, including all three girls I’ve mentioned so far. While I’m getting somewhere with the Brazilian, the original cockblocker comes up to her.

“Oh, you’re talking to him. He hit on everyone tonight.”

:shudder:

I was doing a dry run of the day game workshop with a friend. I told him in day game girls are polite and go out of their way to be helpful even if they think the approach is a pick-up attempt. But in bars if you get a couple girls together the behavior they exhibit is anti-social and downright psychotic. Show me a man who has tons of experience meeting girls in clubs and I’ll show you a man who has generally negative views on women. Stupid. Sluts. Idiots. Worthless. Attention whores. Bitches. Mindless. Boring. Etc.

After the girl told the Brazilian that I hit on “everyone,” I knew I was done. The Brazilian’s face turned upside down and she backed away. Two people who were getting along had it cut short because of a girl who morphs into this beast whenever she walks into a bar. How unnatural.

It’s time I share with you my plan to end the cockblocking phenomenon once and for all…

Continued… How To End Cockblocking As We Know It

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There’s some awful reality in that story. What makes it worse is it sounds like there was a lovely Brazilian girl involved.

I think the best retort to that woman would have been, “Hit on everyone, is that what you would call our conversation? Because I certainly didn’t and wouldn’t. I was just being polite.”

Wonder how that would have gone over. Even if it would have led to you being ejected from the herd of hyenas, it would be better to go out on your own terms.

It pains me that a nice Brazilian girl was lost to the typical overinflated egos of the bad attitude Americans.

Heinous!

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You should have called her out on it. That would have sent the protective flare up and the brazilian would have found it refreshing. You should have noted the cockblock and asked her if she hated men with a sly laugh?

She would have gotten pissed and made herself look bad.

Ugly chicks pull this stunt all the time. Its the whole “if I can’t get laid, I am going to ruin it for everyone.”

Its mostly a bitter sentiment, which I guess I could understand if I was going out every weekend for 10 years and watching countless guys try to put their hands in my friends pants while I sat on the side with nothing to show.

It has to wear you down to have everyone always hitting on your friends. The solution is to not hang out with such hot chicks.

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I am interested to hear this plan. That is a story many can relate to. We all know the princess theory, i.e. that the number 1 thing any woman wants is to be “first choice”. Being 1st choice is the only thing that fits into their romance fairy tale.

The cock block is especially diabolical b/c it reveals the princess theory on 2 levels. The first girl decides to block out of anger/frustration when she realizes she’s not first choice. But, then, to effectuate that block she misleads girl 2 or 3 into believe that they weren’t your 1st choice either.

Nothing you can do.

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Its part of what american girls love to do.
Do your self a favor and get the real thin, Go to rio and pick you up many hotter real brazilian girls.not americanized ones.Better luck to you

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damn cockblockers! isn’t there something in the Patriot Act that we can use to eliminate them?

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I was down with stop blocking in 08! Almost a year later NOW you’ve come up with a plan.If by 2010 Roissy comes up with a way to implament said plan, I’m sure by 2015 blocking shall be no more. If not for us FOR OUR CHILDREN!!!

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You’re made of carbon – so it isn’t
carbon-friendly

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you need more help with your dry run, try me

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Roosh,

Did you use game with your first approach (the girl who cockblocked you later with the Brazilian)?

Im wondering if some aspects of Game might be getting divulged out there via some women’s magazines, women’s websites, or just the girl network. The “neg”, for all its ingenious beauty, is something someone who is cognizant of Game might be able to recognize.

Some, as Roissy has suggested, will be flattered and still attracted just as we men are attracted to women who are wearing push-up bras (Roissy’s example), and won’t mind it. However, there are a few who will probably feel “manipulated” and resent it, not only declining the Gamer’s efforts, but attempting to cockblock him from any of her friends.

If you didn’t run any game on the first girl, but was simply having a pleasant chit-chat, and she turned around and cockblocked you via a nuclear device as she did, its indicitive of something being severely wrong with her unless you insulted her unwittingly (I really doubt that).

I suppose if you declined to really pursue her aggressively as she might have been pining for, she might have felt slighted and mean-mugged-you with the cockblock later. Women can certainly be petty like that.

I openly wonder (for any of you with psychology majors or experience), if we as men can come up with a “secondary” or even a third alternative game, not as good (how could it be?) as the original, but supplementerary options for use on women who have had some of the standard applications ran by them like the ten top negs, the marry-fuck-kill, strawberry, cube, kino, GM, etc.? One might run into gals like this in sophisticated cities like Washington D.C. or New York. Out here in the hinterlands where I am, probably hardly at all. You’d think there would be a psychology major working on something like this in his spare time now.

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“Im wondering if some aspects of Game might be getting divulged out there via some women’s magazines, women’s websites, or just the girl network. The “neg”, for all its ingenious beauty, is something someone who is cognizant of Game might be able to recognize.”

This is absolutely true in certain markets. I live in a 2nd-tier market, game-wise, but my female friends in Scottsdale and Miami are well-versed in Game. My friend in Miami can recognize it but still gets sucked in.

However, my friend in Scottsdale is a 9 with a sharp wit and uncanny intuition, so when she was out at clubs she would call out men and rate them on their NLP/Game skillz (or lack thereof). Most of them loved the challenge and they fired at her even harder.

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Part of game is that you know this is going to happen. 99% of the time, something will come up to impede your work (whether it’s cockblock or cops showing up or a better prospect comes along). You of all people should know this. You gotta know that even with cockblock attempt, you can take her home. If you’ve noticed, if a woman wants it bad enough, no “friend” will ever deter her. You just gotta know how to diffuse the situation…

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Anonymous you make some good points but you appear to neglect the approval factor of the hyena herd. They don’t “let” their friend just decide to go off and hook up with some guy. Not unless it’s the habitual routine of said slut. Then of course all bets are off and the female is liable to leave without so much as a goodnite when the doorman gets off duty.

But in most cases, the herd is there to reign in any activity that the queen hyena does not give approval to and in those cases it’s pretty much impossible to break the psychological chains among them IMHO.

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@9 “I openly wonder (for any of you with psychology majors or experience), if we as men can come up with a “secondary” or even a third alternative game, not as good (how could it be?) as the original, but supplementerary options for use on women who have had some of the standard applications ran by them like the ten top negs, the marry-fuck-kill, strawberry, cube, kino, GM, etc.?”

yeah, it already exists. It’s called “a personality.” Another one is having a shred of creativity within yourself that you can do your own thing, be interesting and not completely morph your personality to rely on essentially “routines” to bed easy chicks.

Don’t you feel like a douche doing these things to girls? Honest question. I know I would.

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Anonymous,
I do feel like a douche, if by a douche you mean being inside her vagina. When you’re good at game, you will transcend most of the routines and your personality will take over.
Do you mean I should revert back to my old chump personality and ask her about things I know she doesn’t care about i.e. “I think this month’s Harper’s is a little harsh on Bush…” yes. Her panties are soaking. Why didn’t I think about that?

Getting to a point when you can show yourself and have tight game takes time, but all the falseness before that point is well worth the it once you see her naked for the first time. There really is nothing like a hot girl whispering to you the night you met her “I want to make love to you” Nothing! And I have lived my friend…

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How very appropriate. I too await your solution to cock-blocking. I was in a club the other night, and went up to three people (2 girls and a guy) who were dancing together. I said hi to the first girl, and she told me to get lost and that she wasn’t there to meet guys. So I said “fine, I’ll talk to your friends instead”. I turned to the girl beside her and said hi to her. As she was saying hi back, her friend, the first girl, pushed me and told me to get lost and that nobody wanted to talk to me, and grabbed the girl and started close-dancing with her. So I turned to the guy they were with and made some remark about his crazy friend. I had never been cock-blocked from talking with a guy before, but the first girl shoved me, told me to fuck off, grabbed the guy, and made all 3 of them dance together holding hands. So I kind of stood there, marvelling at her bad manners. Well, she didn’t like me staring, so she left the dance circle, and started pushing me and called the bouncer over and told him that I was harrassing them. Fortunately for me, he knew a lunatic when he saw one, and just asked that I go back and hang out with my friends at the bar.

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every girl has that friend…ThAT friend who will make sure NONE of her friends meet or even talk at length with any fucking guy in the goddamn bar. the curse of all men AND women. so many single girls fail to realize the sheer number of times their certain friend has prevented them from all manner of interactions with the opposite sex.

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‘It’s time I share with you my plan to end the cockblocking phenomenon once and for all…”

now this is a teaser.

i don’t have a once size fits all solution for CBs. it’s like an arms race. every time i figure out a way to get around them, i’m hit with a new CB tactic i never saw before. is there a CB school of mastery all the unappealing girls go to?

my solution is to go out on monday nights. best night of the week for finding woman separated from their posse.

anon:
“Don’t you feel like a douche doing these things to girls?”

do girls feel like douches when they wear slinky cocktail dresses to entice men? it’s not like sexy clothes are the height of creativity.
come on, you can do better.

roissy’s last blog post: Psycho Stalker.

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hey- can you bring a copy of bang if you come down to BA?
the post office is seriously f’d up here.
thnx
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possible comebacks

Aren’t, You a little old too be cockblocking?
Madam, I think alcohol has got the best of you.

Or, use the direct action and point your finger at her and say ” Your rude”.

The last one I picked up from a four yr old girl who walked up a 6yr old missbehaving boy. The boy just stood there speechless.

When the Brazilian started walking away grab her arm, look in her eyes and say ” I’m a little dissapointed in your behavior”. ” If you want to suprise me ( redeem yourself), meet me at XXXXbar in 15 minutes”. Turn around and go.

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#19
that wouldnt work because the friend of the brazilian girl will make sure she doesnt get “lucky “that night with anyone.
girls cock block for many reasons.one main reason is theyll lose a girlfriend to go “whoring around with if they dont cockblock,and be cock teases with just for the attention they crave”on the weekends.
Roosh stop wasting your time,and just buy your plane ticket to Rio already.Carnival starts Feb 22nd 2009!

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A few years ago , I was involved in a epic cockblock and an amusing and enlightening aftermath.
I was at a wine festival with a couple of friends , one of which I shall refer to as “Dave”

The day at the festival had progressed well enough, the music was good , the weather was great and the large crowd were having fun and getting progressively drunker on wine.

I approached a chick that was standing on her own , kind of sided up to her and smiled and asked how her day had been … she smiled and replied … Great thanks.

Before much else could be said , a female friend of the chick I was talking to , strode over got in front of me and turned her back to me.
I made a quick assessment of the situation and thought … “fuck it”
So I turned around and walked back the other way to where my friends were standing. ( including Dave )
Now Dave saw what had happened. He walked over to the chick that I had first spoken to and in a loud voice asked … “Do you call her a friend ??!!” Look what she just did to you !!

The chick seemed apologetic.

Then he turned to the cunt … I mean chick that had cock blocked me and let out a torrent of abuse.
” You pathetic piece of garbage .. what sort of behaviour is that ! , what sort of a friend are you.” and so on and so forth.
The bitch actually had the gall to answer back to him and try and defend her actions.

Cunts like the cockblocker will always be and remain as they are …cunts , and should be treated as harshly as one can get away with.

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@17 Right, but the girls are not wearing the EXACT SAME slinky dress. At least they tend to vary that up. With these strawberry field games it’s the same old, same old.

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“Show me a man who has tons of experience meeting girls in clubs and I’ll show you a man who has generally negative views on women.”
I never thought of it this way, but it explains things – in particular, the “you have to love women for them to love you” type stuff you see preached by some in the seduction community, eg Zan. He publicly admits clubbing and such isn’t his thing.

21 John C,
If I understand correctly, you were in the situation of “girl’s friend comes back, starts a conversation with her, ignores you.” You gotta anticipate: before she opens her mouth, left hand on shoulder, right hand extended for a handshake, “Hey, I’m John.” Something clever quick.

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Man! F*ck that Bitch!

They’re a time fight back and they’re a time to “walk away.”

If the girl is really worth the persistance, then do it!

But if it is too much and you just BITCH SLAP that bitch, just walk away man. I wouldn’t even waste my time and effort for that crap.

Girls protective instinct…it’s pain in the ass!

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Honestly, I used to be in this said community back in the day. When I quit all that was learned as far as routines and seeing life through a tunnel of acronyms, I became successful. I cannot forget some of the things I learned as far as getting rejected and approaching. When I stopped doing all of that garbage that accompanied it, I saw myself succeeding a lot more. Cockblocks aren’t so much apparent as they used to be. I’m just out getting smashed and having fun. So what if someone comes up and does something like this. Everyone is just hanging out. Sure it sucks, but just live with it and talk to someone else. I don’t have to tell you anything about this. I used to be an avid student of the game when you ran your other site years ago.

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I was chatting up a girl at a cosmetics counter when I as at the mall. How do you number close in these kinds of situations?

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My own female friends will cock block me . . .

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I approached a half dozen women who were out for a good time in San Francisco. They were from the mid-West. I found that in order to get in solid with them as a group, I had to approach each one on an individual, heart felt level. It was very pleasant and very interesting, to say the least. Two of these women were very hot in the girl next door kind of way, with lovely bodies to boot. I figured I would be returning to their hotel room with them. What do you suppose happened but a banshee showed up out of nowhere and began creating a dramatic scene. This carried over to the curb where everyone was waiting for a cab. She totally poisoned the atmosphere. The two girls got into the cab, with their four friends inside the club and, although they wanted me to hop in, for the life of me I don’t know to this day why I made this lesser of two choices, but I closed their cab door and then proceded to walk the harpy to her hotel. When I had closed the cab door, she boasted that those two women were inexperienced girls, and that she, at 25, knew what it was all about. Not quite. I didn’t want to see her triumph over those two women whom I really did like and got along so well with. What I did with the harpy is this, she was staying in a hotel right across the street from a very popular club, there were about 50 people in line waiting to get in. We stopped for a moment in front of her hotel and I stared at her for an instant, shook her hand, and said, “I hope you have a good night!” Turned and walked away without looking back. I could already see the crestfallen look in her face anyways. I could even see a group reaction in the crowd across the street. It’s like everybody felt her ego cave in.