Category Archives: Latvia

The Baltic Trilogy

I’m happy to be releasing three new books: Don’t Bang Latvia, Bang Estonia, and Bang Lithuania. All three books contain the following: Historical and cultural backgrounds that help you understand the mentality of each country Detailed descriptions of the women, including both appearance and personality The amount of work and time you’ll have to put […]

Orgasm Or Money

After Luigi left, I saw Riga in a different light. I felt like every responsive girl was playing some sort of angle and wanted to get to know the monetary part of me instead of the real me. It seemed pointless even to try. But my dick. It wanted to fuck something. It didn’t care […]

She Is Bitch (Part 5 of 5)

PREVIOUSLY: PART FOUR The following night Luigi and I met at the TGI Fridays and ordered burgers. It was his last night in Riga. “So what happened to you after I started talking to the girl?” Luigi asked. “The bitch tricked me,” I said, “but first tell me what happened with the blonde.” “I fucked her,” […]

She Is Bitch (Part 4 of 5)

PREVIOUSLY: PART THREE In all fairness, some of the girls were rather cute. Out of the three categories of women in Riga, two were present: bitch and desperate. The desperate girls were easy to spot: they were fat and poorly dressed. The bitches were always sexy. “Hey, look at that girl,” Luigi said, pointing towards a […]

She Is Bitch (Part 3 of 5)

PREVIOUSLY: PART TWO The taxi driver made a left turn onto a deserted road surrounded by abandoned lots and buildings. I went into fight-or-flight mode. This was how otherwise smart people get fucked, by putting their trust into someone else and letting their guard down at the exact moment they shouldn’t. It was my opportunity to […]

She Is Bitch (Part 2 of 5)

PREVIOUSLY: PART ONE He walked with me to my apartment so I could drop off my laptop and wash up. He said there was no time for me to take a shower, so I just brushed my teeth and scrubbed my armpits over the sink. Once back on the street, he started telling me about his […]

She Is Bitch (Part 1 of 5)

My mind was already on Ukraine. I could stick a fork in the juicy hype that was buzzing around it. “Learn Russian,” the guys who had been there would say to me. “Go before the Euro 2012, before it gets spoiled,” they’d add. Every night I’d grab my mp3 player and take a walk outside […]