Category Archives: Ukraine

Anna: One Year Later

Previously: Anna “I kind of hope she breaks up with me,” I thought to myself, waiting for her to arrive, because I couldn’t leave her and I wouldn’t dump her. If you leave a great girl like her, and have just one bad night anywhere else in the world, in a sausage fest club with […]

Polish Girls Vs. Ukrainian Girls

I’m ready to do a comparison of these two countries that mainly focus on the women. I’ve lived in Poland for almost a year and Ukraine for seven months, so I believe I’m qualified to attempt this analysis. In addition, I’ve had two trips that took me back and forth from the two countries, giving […]

Travel Datasheet For Odessa, Ukraine

Odessa is perhaps the most beautiful city in Ukraine, and one that is most livable. The city center is pleasant, the restaurants can be excellent (but not the service), and the women are beautiful. It’s a popular destination for tourists not only from other parts of the world, particularly Turkey, but also Ukraine itself and […]

Travel Datasheet For Kiev, Ukraine

I was only in Kiev for three nights so consider this a “light” datasheet. Just like in Kharkov, which I wrote about in Bang Ukraine, logistics are hard to pin down. Yes, you can stay right in the center at Independence Square (Maidan Nezalezhnosti), but the venues nearby will be visited by foreigners and girls […]

What Comes After Bang Ukraine?

I’ve received a lot of questions about what I plan on doing next. Here is a video of my thoughts, including a prediction for 2013… After a week of nothing but Ukraine, the blog will return back to normal on Monday. Thanks to everyone who ordered this weekend—your purchases will keep me fed and sheltered […]

5 Reviews Of Bang Ukraine

The first review is from a Russian expat: If you’ve heard that Ukraine is nothing but a bunch of hotties willingly sexing strange westerners (and the fact that a foreign bride site is the first hit on google when you search for “Ukraine” doesn’t do anything to dispel that), you’re wrong. Remember when I said […]

25 Reasons You Should Visit Ukraine

I assembled this photo gallery of random Ukrainian girls I found online that are 7’s and up. They exist in plentiful supply in all major Ukrainian cities. Not all will be easy to lay, but they will be available day or night for you to put in your attempt. Note: I did not have sex […]

American Girls vs. Ukrainian Girls

American girl: “What do you do?” Ukrainian girl: “Why are you in Ukraine?” American: Asks you to buy a drink Ukrainian: Expects you to buy a drink American: Flip flops because they’re comfortable Ukrainian: High heels because men like them American: 20 pounds overweight Ukrainian: 5 pounds underweight American: Looking for a stable career Ukrainian: […]