Category Archives: Argentina

Colombia Analysis

I’m getting a lot of questions about how Colombia is, especially the girls. I’m going to hold off until after I leave to give you the complete run-down because I want to make conclusions on the full experience, but there are a couple things I can say right now. Argentine girls are hotter than Colombian […]

Argentine Girls Are Weird

I just got a friend request on Facebook from a girl in Argentina I didn’t recognize. It took me a couple minutes to figure out who it was. In December I hit on this Argentine girl in a Buenos Aires club for a couple hours. We exchanged emails midway through but later on she disappeared […]

Brazilian, Argentine, & American Girls

Previously: Introduction To Brazilian Girls How To Pick Up Argentine Girls Brazilian: “Where are you from?” Argentine: *Crickets* American: “What do you do?” Brazilian: Open toe slippers with some design Argentine: Closed toe American: Target brand flip flops Brazilian: Hair length depends on current life stage Argentine: Has either Argentine Girl Haircut #1 (long, with […]

Twenty-Four Hours In Buenos Aires

I think it’s a safe bet that most of you will visit Buenos Aires at some point, though maybe a few people less after my killjoy discussions on Argentine women. During severe rainstorms the sewage system overflows and floods the poorly constructed shacks, giving the air a permanent, foul smell. Every home protects their lone […]