Category Archives: Paraguay

Hotel Miami

My second night at Hotel Miami in Asunción, I went to my bathroom and saw this: It was big and not afraid of me. I couldn’t find anything to kill it with except my room’s soft-cover bible, but if I failed to kill it I was scared it get mad and try to kill me, […]


Paraguay and Bolivia are the two poorest countries in South America and the only two that are landlocked. Coincidence? I had to escape from Asunción yesterday due to what happened to me at 4:15am Thursday morning. No, it didn’t involve a transsexual, or any other person for that matter. Story coming. I’m starting to seriously […]