Hello, young Ukrainian girl. I saw you from across the street and then timed my trajectory and gait to intersect with you somewhere in front of this kiosk. I have…
Browsing Category Women
Women Who Own iPhones Lose The Ability To Love
I want you to think of your grandparents and the love they had. It’s true that maybe your grandmother felt “stuck” with gramps, but for better or worse their relationship…
Not All Women Of The World Want An Alpha Male
If you only interact with women in the United States, particularly the big cities, it’s easy to conclude that most of them want an alpha male. They want an outspoken,…
Women Who Become Bitter And Jaded
Why do people harden as they age? Why do they become bitter and jaded? The simple answer is to avoid pain. By forming a rigid shell, a person can avoid experiencing the…
American Girls Are Using Negs Now
I remember when I’d never get approached by women, even when I went out four nights a week. I accepted that I was not a good-looking guy whose looks alone…
The Most Epic Email I Have Ever Received In My Life
My screening process malfunctioned on a mentally unstable American girl I had a one night stand with and then banged a few more times after, including once on a bus…
She Used To Be A Different Girl
The following is a guest post by my partner-in-crime Virgle Kent. Man, on Monday I haven’t seen that much heat on this blog since I told a hipster chick that…
Single Women Who Purposefully Have Children Are Commiting Crimes Against Humanity
These women are bringing a child into the world (because god knows we need more) with the knowledge that he or she will be more fucked up than the general…
Girls Who Love To Eat At Restaurants
The first time I saw it I thought holy shit. A sous chef at a fine dining restaurant I worked at used a salt pourer, the same type you’d buy…
How It Feels Like To Be A Hot Girl
I reprised my costume as Jesus for Halloween this year. With my hair 8-inches longer than last time and my beard bushier with almost a month of extra growth, the…
Why She’s Leaving
When a girl wants to leave early from a club or bar, it’s because she’s not getting attention from guys. Recently I saw a couple random hostel girls I wasn’t…
