City Paper & Late Night Shots

The City Paper dealt some hilarious ownage to Late Night Shots on Thursday. The reporter’s encounter with three LNS members:

Then the bearded one in the middle busts out with this: “Do you like anal sex?” I squint. I’m confused. “Do you do anal?” he repeats, head bobbing with excitement. The litany continues. Do I want to take it in the ass? Have I ever taken it in the ass? My silence is taken as an affirmative and he announces that this interview will go no further unless he receives a hand job.

I bet you these guys thought it was the funniest thing in the world to ask a reporter for anal, high-fiving each other and laughing it up for being such badasses—until she published names. Now members mentioned in the article are crying libel in the comments like little bitches. :laugh:

Code words like “turbo” and “turbette” help posters maintain the site’s exclusivity. The lingo ranges from abstruse to obvious. In addition to “takedowns” and “going to poundtown” or “PT” (getting laid), there’s “big timing” (snubbing someone, often a member of the opposite sex, at a bar), “smoke” (an attractive LNS member), and “RBV” (a Red Bull with vodka, the preferred drink of many LNSers).

I guess they have to come up with new code words now that everyone knows what the cryptic “poundtown” means. Another LNS member showcases his superior game:

He says he knows people talk behind his back, but he doesn’t care. He’s rich, and that’s all that matters. “My brother and I, we do all right,” he says. “Guys with money can do whatever they want.” He grabs me again and says, “You’re kind of cute.”

He failed. Overall I found the article to be fair and balanced.

A part of me feels sorry for LNSers, especially the guys. They are just going through college withdrawal and want to be a part of a community where they can get laid with look-at-my-business-card game. As long as they keep their stripped collars and funny boat shoes in the tourist hell that is Georgetown, let them think they are special and high-brow, where nothing says class like a Red Bull and vodka.

Average Late Night Shot member → a2m.gif ← City Paper reporter

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tampa
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They are a bunch of douchebags that you can probably find at the tacky ass daily grill on a friday night.

It is never going to be cool to wear your blazer out on friday night.

Jay Gatsby
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Jackets are cool, if you don’t look like David Byrne on the Stop Making Sense tour. Broad shoulders, big arms and a small waist are accentuated by a well-tailored jacket. Unfortunately, most of the douchebags wearing them buy off-the-rack jackets without the right tailoring.

Good post Roosh. When you’re a legend in your own mind, it’s time to hang it up.

shmooth
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i always thought those guys in blazers were just clownin around…so bizarre.

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‘reed landry’. perfect.

best line of the article:

“Talk shifts to the night’s expected hookups and whether the debauchery ever measures up to the hype. No one can agree, but everyone in the bathroom knows the breakdown on sex. One woman sums it up: “It’s an accomplishment for guys and an embarrassment for girls.””

with that crowd, no wonder.

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Hilarious. Rich folks kids are always good for a laugh. Fully believable that some of them came from my alma mater too. Unfortunately, give these schmucks 20 years and they’ll be congressmen.

One more thing to think about: somebody, somewhere, spent long hours churning away at their computer, tweaking, adjusting, rejecting failures and starting from scratch over and over, until they developed that blowjob + buttrape smiley. Next time you’re on the Metro, see if you can figure out which person around you is the most likely culprit.

inowpronounceyou
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The comments are the best aprt of this article. Seeing the LNS crowd trying to defend themselves is HYSTERICAL.

Thanks for pointing this out.

Phil
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Jewcano: and notice the attention to detail – the person even gave the dong some “residue” after he pulls out from his anal adventure.

irina
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this.is.why.i.left.for.new.york

Nullpointer
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Tampa you are an Oracle!

http://www.latenightshots.com/newsletter/newsletter072006.html

#1 rated Restaurant? Capitol Grille.

I need to find a way into the G.O.Palooza