Committed To Safe Sex

I figure it would be prudent to pack a few condoms in case I get laid in South America. While I’m not expecting to have sex with greater frequency than here, I want to be prepared with my preferred condom brand in case girls start throwing themselves at me. So I bought 100 condoms.

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Trustex Brand

They occupy more space than I had anticipated.

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Roissy
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a buddy of mine is going on a business trip to india and asked if i wanted anything. i said condoms from a local indian manufacturer. collecting condoms from around the world is pretty cool. if local brands are not available i told him to get me an american brand with hindi writing on it. magnum of course.

mike says
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Such a large number of condoms will also be helpful if you come across one that looks too good to be true and feel the need to double-bag it.

Land-Man
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Are those snuggers?

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Stay safe. A poster in a bathroom informed me yesterday that not even Koreans are immune to HIV and AIDS. You don’t say, poster. You don’t say.
You never know who has what these days.

miik
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When you come back (victorious!) – use the remaining handfull for smuggling drugs :O

Ha

virglekent
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I hope you like anal…. that’s all I’ll say on that

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use it as a prop….or use it as a little carrying bag…..or a mask if you are desperate and need to rob a bank…..i am sure there are many other uses…….

Jewcano
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Jesus, that hurts to look at. I guess you won’t lose them in the dark.

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And this is Roosh being ‘prepared’! What if your luggage gets checked? You look sufficiently like a terrorist for this to occur, I think.

Imagine the reactions.

P.S. You sure you’ve got enough for six months? What if they’re confiscated or you stay longer somewhere than you anticipated? Who will give you your preferred brand then?