Cougar Club

Dear Dude,

I need to tell you what happened the other night at the club. I was standing in the middle of the bar, minding my own business, when your girl walked by and gave me a little smile. She stopped near me and then out of instinct I said something about her being in my dancing space (since I need a lot of space to “show off my moves”), and she laughed and asked me what my name was. Eventually she ran back to her friends and I went back to standing and staring. About an hour later, while I’m still at the bar watching my friend get sloppy with some Ohioan transplant, guess who walks up to me? She said, “I just wanted to say goodbye,” but here’s the thing: she wasn’t leaving. That was just a line.

I noticed some rather deep wrinkles around her eyes. I looked at your girl and I said, “Be honest, how old are you?” She said 31, which as you know is a lie. How old is she really? 36? I don’t call her out because the fact that she is lying means the aging process is already traumatic for her. I also noticed the huge rock you gave her, which sparkled when hit by club lights rotating on pods attached to the ceiling. It’s so nice of you to buy her such a pretty ring. You must have a good job.

I wasn’t in the mood to dance so I let her rub up next to me. I touched your girl on her shoulder, her back, her waist, the top of her ass. Not once did she pull back. Her body was a little soft but not too bad; I can tell she makes the effort to hit the gym about once a week (though remind her that to tone up that ass there is nothing better than the stairmaster). Her friends lingered around but they were extremely trashed and wouldn’t have noticed if your girl did anything with me or any other guy in the bar. What a pathetic sight you missed!—five women rapidly approaching 40 stumbling around the bar like hungry dogs, doing anything to get their face licked by a younger guy. But you know what though? For being over 35 your girl doesn’t look bad. She’s bangable, at least.

It got a little interesting because while I was talking to your future wife this other old bitch starts gawking at me. She probably thought that since I was talking to one oldie I’d get with another, as if I was a member of the cougar club or something. They didn’t know that I strongly prefer girls under 25. (There was that 32-year-old I fucked three weeks ago but her body was just so curvy yet petite that I couldn’t resist. I never called her after we smashed though.)

I take a break from your girl to talk to the new cougar, and get this, she actually brags that she dates younger guys. Like that’s going to make me want her cellulite ass even more! I get tired of her because she was trying to attract me by showing off her supreme confidence (as if I value that), and went back to your girl, whose attention I still had. The fact that I talked to another girl didn’t hurt my cause. I looked at your girl and I said, “So are we making out or what?” If I really wanted to kiss her I would never reveal my cards in such a way—I just wanted to see how she would respond.

“No we’re not, but if I were to make out with a guy in this club tonight it’d be you.” How sweet, no? I looked at her and said, “Well, it’s obvious to me that you are breakable, but…”

And then something catches my eye. It’s a much younger girl standing six feet in front of me. Nice body, so-so face. She was with a friend who was dancing with some guy, meaning she was either lonely or bored and would be pretty open if I went up to her. It was an easy decision. I walk towards her before finishing my sentence, because your girl is not worth it. Not even for a sloppy make out. And you’re going to marry her. What a stupid fuck you are.

Sincerely,

Roosh

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The Dude
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Who would date a pathetic person hanging out at these clubs every weekend anyways?

spaceman
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A roissy style hate post.
nice!

Sam Midhurst
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MARRIAGE IS CRAZY

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uh oh… the evil Roosh is back.

The G Manifesto
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The only older women that should be considered for marriage are:

– European film star girls that have defied the ageing process more or less and have plenty of dough/cribs on the Mediterranean.

– Super rich daughters from old school, historical family money. $30 Million and up. Also have to be very attractive.

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“What a stupid fuck you are” LOL

Give the dude a break, he probably works long hours, and his gal went out to get a little bit of extra attention to boost her confidence. Hell, there’s a good chance he’s well over 40, and this gal represents the best chance he’s got at a decent bang for the next few years. Underneath those aging wrinkles, she may even make a good housewife (she knows how to cook).

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Older women are great. The problem with women (or men for that matter) at any age, is when they don’t act age appropriate. Cougars in bars/clubs tend to be nasty. But I’ve known a few older ladies that have been sophisticated and sexy well into their 30s. They are fun and sexy in a way that an 18 year old cannot even comprehend.

The 18 year old still has the better body. No contest there.

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i agree with adrock.

Big Snot
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Another RooshV fantasy. And then he woke up.

Firepower
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coogz also just look for attention validation from a male, then play takeaway game like 19 year old girls with no intention of ever delivering The Lay.

coogs would make great bordello workers for those young Jareds and Jeremys who just want a receptacle

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I lost my virginity to a 35 yr old MILF, her 6yr old walked in on us too

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Mmmm… I want a cougar. I’m only 20; how do I get one?

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have tea with mom’s friendz

Anonymous
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Focus. You’re out of here in two months. Why would you care, waste enery, or spend time on this? Better proposition — hang out with Brazilians and nail down the espanol.

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What’s so weird is that point in the universe where women go from being the hunted or the hope that someone hunts them to going to places where they could be the mothers of the other girls and they are very aggressive and seeking thrills but it’s like young dudes that have woken up and are now older chicks.

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Here’s the thing though: confidence from women can still work. It won’t make them more attractive as it does for men, but if your frame control isn’t solid they can influence your way of thinking.

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“You must have a good job.”
-I think about that every time I meet the hot married chick out with her friends who’s vying for attention like there won’t be a single cock left in the world tomorrow morning. it’s utterly depressing and reminds me why I’m not getting f’ing married. good post Roosh.

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LOL – I read your post in my feed reader, then this one directly afterward:

http://blog.penelopetrunk.com/2009/03/09/when-women-get-power-at-work-do-they-use-it-like-men-do/

Dumpster fire!

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First, how do you know her husband isnt off that very night fucking some young thing whom he attracted with his good salary…. Maybe your sister? Second, her husband may be a dumb ass, but she certainly doesnt seem to be; she did trick a guy with money into actually marrying her, while she goes out and chases young boys with her “girlfriends”

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“girlfriends”…. I really hate that word (when used by women to describe their female friends) There’s something about it that just perfectly makes it fit in the mouth of an angry, feminised, “better than thou” modern american girl. Every girl I have heard using this word in describing her female friends maintains the kind of shallow personality that makes her good for nothing but a pump and dump.

LovelySexyBeauty
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What weird women. Women who make the first move are obviously not hot.

When a women gets to her late 20s (as late as age 30), even if she looks young, she should aim to be classy, dignified and sophisticated (age-appropriate, basically).

Would Monica Bellucci, Halle Berry and Paz Vega (hot old women) act like those cougar women did? No… adrock made a very insightful comment about classy 30s women being appealing. Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Aniston are not hot anymore because they act too young, it seems like.

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“she may even make a good housewife (she knows how to cook)”

you can’t be a SWPL and a nazi. You can’t be a cougar and a housewife

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I would like to take this moment to ask if anyone here has yet mentioned or considered one of THE ultimate locations for day game (also, technically for evening game). Roosh, you mentioned recently all the pro’s of day game: girls alone, no cockblockers, lack of competition, etc.. Now imagine all of these qualities, with the added benefit of a place with captive prey and no shortage of opening opportunities. I am, of course, talking about the Library!!! Great looking college girls, study tables that face each other, the remarkable potential for tailoring your activities to actually attract interest on the part of girls; this fucking place was built for game!!!! Better then night clubs.

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When you hang out in a garbage bin, what do you expect to find except garbage.

I pity the guy who married this chick, but no doubt they probably deserve each other. You make so many assumptions it’s absurd. There’s a lot more to life than spending your life in some shithole bar every night stroking your ego.

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Wow, :rolleyes:. Yes, there is.

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The Dude…
he’s no
Epicurean
lol

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Too much Roissy-style hate. That’s not you.

BTW sounds like she was playing you to stroke her ego as much as you were playing her. No one had the intent to bang, but both got off.

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Nice.

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“Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Aniston are not hot anymore because they act too young, it seems like.”

They’re still hot, just not as sexy.

And this post doesn’t reek of hate, he’d be doing this guy a service if the letter were real.

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i think its best to make out with someone with a soul.

if thats even possible.

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Firepower
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just saw diaz in The Mask

very hot

now – she looks like deedee from Dexter’s Lab

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“Better proposition — hang out with Brazilians and nail down the espanol.”

How would he brush up on the spanish by hanging with Brazilians?

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First and last time reading your blog. What an asshole you are… that’s probably a compliment to you, huh?

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ah ah, Roosh, you are THE prick par excellence. Shit man I wish I knew you in person… we would be like Batman and Robin (you would be Batman of course)

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Now this I like!