Declaration Of Holy War Against Fat Women

One reason I’m not currently in America is because I don’t like the women. Since their appearance and personality give me softies, I’ve been proactive about going to other countries where the women still act like women. I’ll be the first to bitch and complain about a problem, but I will do things that remove myself from what I think is making me unhappy. If American women suck, just get up and leave. Easy, right?

The problem is that American culture is being exported at such a rapid pace that it’s following me like a shadow. I’m watching in horror as Brazil gets swallowed up by American values, the populace getting ever fatter. In Krakow I was shocked at how much bigger the girls were compared to other Polish cities, the only difference being that there was a McDonald’s or KFC on every block. I now understand that I can’t run away from this problem. It must be destroyed at the source.

If I was a god, and could change only one thing about women that would make most men happier, I would wave my magic wand and shave a billion pounds off the female populace. While taming her masculinity is high up the list, only if she’s thin will you experience boners that have 80% power or more. You’ll be able to gather up enough effort to get a lay out of her, a little morsel of happiness. But if she’s fat and unsightly, it really doesn’t matter how cool she is. What must be annihilated before anything else is the culture of obesity, the biggest threat to a modern man’s happiness.

I’m happy to announce that I’ve declared jihad on fat American women. Under my Muslim name Muhammad V, I’ve started a group blog called Fat Girl Jihad to solve this grotesque problem. Other “Muslims” have joined me on this jihad, including a Muslim-Irish American.

My goal with the site is to make it more acceptable to shame, bully, and humiliate fat women into thinness. All other solutions have failed, so it’s up to us to make fat women too ashamed to leave the house with all their extra blubber and folds. Let them self-segregate into their fattie clubs and their Plenty Of Fat dating sites. Let them go to Walmart and buy paint bucket containers of ice cream. And then let them go home and eat that ice cream, alone. This jihad will not end until public spaces are filled with thin women whose egos are normal thanks to not being surrounded by fatties all the time. We cannot stop until the country is filled with women who we can lift with our own musculature.

I know you’re thinking that it’s futile, that we can’t stop the tsunami of American-style capitalism and accompanying morbid obesity, but even if that’s true I’m not going to give up without a fight. American men, with all their faults, are not like uber-beta Scandinavian men who are still waving the white flag as feminists take over and fuck their countries in the ass with rubber dildos. American women may very well get their cake in the end, but it is our duty to make it as unpleasant for them to eat it as we possibly can. “Are you sure you should be eating that?”

If we can make America a better place for men, then I believe we’ll make the world a better place, no matter where we choose to go. Hopefully in short time it will be completely acceptable to make fun of fat women, not just on the internet but face-to-face as well. Together we can change the women, one pound at a time.

Fat Girl Jihad Twitter: https://twitter.com/fatgirljihad
RSS Feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/fatgirljihad

Full credit goes to forum member Raliv for coming up with the name to Fat Girl Jihad. If you want to contribute to this jihad, contact me.

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You say this as if the majority of American women are fatasses. While we indeed have our fair share of fatties compared to other countries, there’s still plenty of girls who take care of their appearance as well. Otherwise, I agree – let’s stop fatty acceptance!

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ROFL This nigga Roosh done lost his mind, I couldn’t stop laughing at the title alone

Hilarity

2012 No Fat Chicks

and if your a guy like and your fat like I

2012 Get Fit or Die Miring

*Sees the shitstorm coming, grabs a BlueMoona and falls back watching this blogpost explode with drama*
Peace

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America has a disgusting amount of fatness in its populace. I grew up in a “developing” country and used to think the population there was really fat. Inspired by Hollywood, I thought that American women must all be super hot who wear sexy dresses and high heels all the time.

Then I broke out of my dream and actually came to the US. Arriving in the country, I saw more extremely fat people in one day than what I had seen in my previous 20 something years of my life on earth. Once the initial excitement of new breed of chicks disappeared, I had a new found appreciation of chicks back home.

Sadly, even here the population here is getting fatter everyday. One female friend of mine recently commented that she put on a bunch of weight because the amount of attention she used to get when she was thin, was too much to handle!

The sad part is, in spite of putting on a lot of weight, so many dudes still hit on her. Hence, she doesn’t feel any pressure to lose weight.

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America is really a very fat country. No question.

Trouble
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The men who sleep with these women are infidels.

Sangelia
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You might want to study various cultures. Especially those Muslim ones that have the requirement for women to be very morbidly obese as being beautiful.

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Yet Another American Declaring War. Very original. Still love you, Roosh.

Feminist & Proud
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I am happy that you left the country, particularly because you were never a genuine American to begin with. Take your anti-Americanism elsewhere, loser.

Thick Woman
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Or you could just, you know, stop fucking them. Little point in shaming them in public if you’re still going to pick one up at the club later that night when your options are limited.

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“Thick” woman is a fat tub of lard, by any other name.

~Shakespeare

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How Fat is too fat for you guys?

http://thesoloist1.wordpress.com/the-offical-soloist-body-type-reference-guide-nsfw/

and there is a lot of fronting going on

tsk tsk tsk

Bronan the Barbarian!
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I’m sick of seeing lard asses (both men and women) polluting my field of vision. Let the jihad begin!

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I like this idea better than creating some watered down christian (and therefore inevitably feminized) version.

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I approve. Mock them wherever ye find them. Verbally stone them to tears, for they are wicked in the eyes of the penis.

Mighty Torpedo
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Dear motherfucking Roosh, indeed, i’m big fan of you. Not just because you are a fucking pro pussy killer, but you remind me of one of my best idols of all the time. and in his own words. he say ” everything thing in this country is king size, extra large, especially the fucking people, ‘ve u seen some of these big fat motherfuckers walking around? a Huge piles of redundant protoplasm. and if you stand there for a minute and look one of them you begin to wonder how does this women take a shit? fucking brilliant. George Carlin was fcuking awesome. R.I.P. back to the topic, i dunno where the fuck they all got that PHD of cockblocking, cause they are fucking good at it. they went it like an ace when it comes to that matter. lately i had my worst cockblock ever, this fat cunt from aussie land cockblocked me like a fucking pro footballer and to make the matter worse she had a lesbian crush on her. fucking whale. i was thinking why may japenes mate wont hunt her down, cause she’s way too bigger than the whale. but hey, imma let you know that i wouldn’t mind being a volunteer to become a suicide bomber for these fat motherfucker whales. let’s terrorize them till they become thin and healthy. i know the Almighty allah would grant us a huge reward both this life and hereafter. ameen

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Dirka dirka jihad

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LOL!

Make some t-shirts & bumper stickers of the anti-fat girl sign.

There is a bronze statue of parents & a kid in Paris. Father has a camera around his neck & they are all fat. Undoubtedly America tourists. But Europe & the rest of the world are quickly catching up.

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If this jihad gets a lot of attention (say, in MSM), then those who oppose it might form their own opposition group, defending fatness.
They could call it “Save the Whales”.

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It is the greatest crime America is committing against the rest of the world!

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In other news, the percentage of people who are married has plunged almost 7% in 10 years. Down almost 25% over the last 50 years. The percentage of the population that will be married is set to be a minority in just under a decade. I think Roissy has been calling this for about four years. Just a total testament to everything that is discussed on this blog and Roissy’s.

And the conservative think it’s the fags and hookers ruining the joint. Funny; no where in the article is the word female hypergamy.

Link here:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/married-couples-at-a-record-low/2011/12/13/gIQAnJyYsO_story.html

Boheme Chinois
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Roosh, not only do we have to shame the lard out of these warluses, but we also have to stop the onslaught of fast food and women deciding a career is more important than cooking healthy, delicious food for herself and family.

JIHAD!!!!!!!!

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fatties are terrorists

men who date them are supporters of terrorism

indefinite detention for fatties and men who provide them material support.

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“It must be destroyed at the source.”

A mandatory line in every corny sci-fi/action flick ever.

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@Feminist & Proud: If one replaced “America” with “Soviet” or “communist” in what you wrote, it would read:

“I am happy that you left the country, particularly because you were never a genuine communist to begin with. Take your anti-Sovietism elsewhere, loser.”

Spoken like a true commissar. Here’s a little advice: Genuine criticism is a good thing for the country. Too many people here just wave the flag and repeat ad nauseum that our country is the best. This is self-destructive.

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Funny title.
At the risk of being serious, there is only one method that is proven to significantly reduce obesity at the 5 year mark – surgery. About 99.9% of obese people who try to lose weight, regardless of the method (exercise, pills, etc), gain it back, whether a month later or 2 years down the road.
Realistically, the only way this will change would be either a drastic change in our food supply, or the invention of a medication that changes the way our bodies store and metabolize fat, eliminating excess weight gain no matter what was eaten.
Until then, as the great Quagmire once said, “even fat chicks need some lovin'”.
I mean, which player out there hasn’t harpooned one or two in his day?

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Save the whales. Harpoon Fat bitches.

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This is such an obvious (and humorless) attempt at trolling Reddit and Jezebel.

Mohomo
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Roosh are you homosexual?

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I reposted your fatwa on craigslist rants and raves. It got flagged down in less than an hour despite fitting in perfectly in rnr.

fucking fat women with nothing better to do…

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“Allah is ackbar but fat american girl must put down candy bar”

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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And it would have been funnier if you rhymed “ackbar” with “snack bar”.

Poor execution of a bad idea.

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The fat-wave is greatly augmented by CFL lighting — which triggers dramatic changes in melatonin levels.

Melatonin has a MASSIVE impact on appetite — it represses it.

Roosh is actually fleeing CFLs — which are destined to go global.

That fluorescent lighting makes for lousy moods has been known for decades.

Such was pointed out in the early scenes by Tom Hanks in “Joe vs the Volcano.”

Sunlight triggers Vitamin D production, too.

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Melatonin can be purchased in pill form, just like Vitamin D.

Vitamin D prevents pellagra: a disease so common — especially in prisons — that it was thought a permanent ailment of mankind.

Its connection to Vitamin D deficiency was bitterly resisted by the ENTIRE medical community.

It took the FOOD INDUSTRY to correct the situation.

In particular: Wonder Bread — the original sliced bread. It was ultra-white for its day — using super refined flour — which was then Fortified with Vitamin D.

It sold at a premium.

Likewise flour was fortified with Vitamin D.

Pellagra was vanquished from America — entirely — within ONE YEAR!

That shut up the doctors. ( Whose Pellagra ‘cure’ practices evaporated in their faces. )

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The SAME dynamic now exists for Melatonin. Its link to weight gain/ hormonal imbalances is given scant coverage.

AFAIK only a few Jewish researchers in Israel have documented the link. It is profound.

Low levels of melatonin will have gals staying up hour after hour watching Fem-TV — downing oceans of Haggen Dazs.

McDonalds and KFC are merely exemplars of American economics; which brings the adoption of the real fat-engine: CFLs for everyone.

You will note the ABSOLUTE EXPLOSION of fattiness since Congress went HOG WILD over CFLs.

It is a particular affliction of WOMEN because they spend FAR FEWER hours outside the home — getting direct sunlight.

That’s why it appears to be a XX affliction. Should the gals stay out in the backyard — their fat will melt off as their appetites wilt.

When her hormones are askew no amount of will power will hold back the appetite.

Google is your friend: do your own research.

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The problem is with most of the damn food supply. Not just fast food but processed food in general is loaded up with sugar, chemicals, antibiotics and genetically modified organisms(GMO) all of which make you fat and less healthy.

As someone who eats food from local organic farmers and ranchers, I can tell you what an enormous difference it makes. By eating healthy nutritious food, a certain percentage of it raw, I eat far less overall and can go for much longer periods without getting hungry. It is the government and the corporations that work to sell us crappy food designed to keep us perpetually hungry and eating more while getting weak, fat and sick.

I do include the government in this because I see how it places additional hurdles on the small businesses I buy from to make it harder and harder for them, as favors for the big corps that keep lobbying to try and get the foods I eat banned.

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Allah’u akbar

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“In Krakow I was shocked at how much bigger the girls were compared to other Polish cities, the only difference being that there was a McDonald’s or KFC on every block. I now understand that I can’t run away from this problem. It must be destroyed at the source.”

For this to be fully effective, one must also need to attack the big corporations.

– MPM

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Good idea, Roosh.

Fat women must be shamed, ridiculed and belittled.

One thing I am going to start doing in real life is asking really fat women the following question: When is your baby due?

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how come my posts don’t show?

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“it’s up to us to make fat women too ashamed to leave the house with all their extra blubber and folds.”

As if there weren’t enough fat people already on gov’t funding, you’re wanting to shame the fat women that are still working into not leaving the house? I guess that would leave more jobs available for the more productive thin folks, but do you really want to pay for their Little Debbies and Chocolate covered Ritz crackers? I’m sure there are grocery stores that deliver AND take food stamps.

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funny post.

but a couple notes:
-my mac’s ip was recently banned due to a comment comparing your russian super-model story to pretentious, bootleg tucker max (i.e. rather self-absorbed & not as fun as posts like todays) but now it works again. what’s the dealio?

-your url redirection led me to discover http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=za_6A0XnMyw. it’s great stuff; haunting. so thanks for that.

Dan

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I am doing my part in this worthy war.

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Muad’Dib!

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I suggest a challenge, similar to the ‘one kindness a day’ or ‘one approach a day’ etc.
– a ‘one act of meanness to a fatty a day’, pledgers would swear to make a mean comment or some other mean act, at least once a day to a younger woman (let’s say no more than 35) that is unattractively fat. This, in fact actually a kind act, is meant to be corrective , so it must be clear that her fatness is the problem…

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LOL Roosh you are the man!!!

And not only that, fat women make it SO much easier for the few remaining skinny women… which in turn makes shit hard for us

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Being fat is a horrible national condition to have. And although I completely agree that it should not be socially acceptable, I think that the root of the problem is far more complex.

Sugar and refined carbohydrates are extremely addictive, and destroy the gut and health. I would, on a physiological level, place it up there with heroin. And the worst part is that it is in so much food here! The only way to escape is to home cook absolutely everything from scratch.

When I moved here, my body fat % began increasing and I started getting pudgey despite eating low calories. Depression, mood swings, hypoglycemia, constant constant hunger, bad teeth were beginning to take a hold. I tried to follow medical advice that told me to continue the diet I was currently on.. rice, beans, little meat, low fat (the government endorsed “healthy” diet). After a few months, I said “forget this!” and did my own research.

Stumbled on Weston Price and the paleo community online. Have never looked back. I stopped counting calories, eat tons of meat and saturated fat, hardly any sugar and look better than when I was 21 (I am now 26). Best part is that health problems are…GONE.

People here are so brainwashed and worst of all…physically addicted. They do not want to understand and never will until they get to the breaking point and start looking for different solutions. Obese people should be regarded as addicts who are mal-nourished (yes, being obese = malnourishment!), and while shaming is definitely one part of the solution, there is a larger, more compassionate part that needs to be implemented.

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LOL, clever and demented all at the same time. Given your growing notoriety, I am curious how this will impact the way people perceive Islam hahahah

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LOL, changing #8 which was originally Anonymous to Thick Woman? You’ve lost a (male) reader, douche. I used to like your posts but I guess you only write for teenagers now.

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ahahah I don’t think anyone would have even realized that #8’s handle was changed by Roosh to thick woman unless thick woman hereself did not butt in with comment#45.

and yeah you’re not male coz no man would do this. you’re a woman and a thick one. now stfu

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Question 4 da guys what type of weight loss plan would you recommend for a guy trying to drop 30 pounds?

low weights high reps?
low carbs lot of protein?
cardio?

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Preach on, Brother Roosh.

These fatties are disgusting.

I suggest you put up pics of young fatties on your website. Let everyone see their fatness.

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Let me preface this message by stating that I generally agree whole heartedly with Roosh’s advice and general outlook towards life. But this post just doesn’t jive. Yeah, fat chicks are unattractive, and I don’t want to bang them; yeah, it’s pretty much 100% their fault. But I can’t help but feel that this is no more than a “futile” declaration, unrelated to the real mission of this site.
Let’s be realistic: is this actually going to inspire the overweight women (approximately .0001% of Roosh’s audience) to change? No; it’s a glorified bitch fest. It’s completely analogous to a woman thinking she can change a man for the better. If you don’t want to bang the fatty, then don’t; try for her friend, or the chick across the bar. Why do you even waste the mental energy to consider her situation?
If fat women really stick in you craw that tenaciously, there are really only two feasible actions to improve the situation:
1) Move to a population with thinner women
2) Ignore them

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Japan is the first to take up the fight.

It’s a good start, but they need to get some numbers straight. 33.5 in for guys and 35in for women?