- Arm Crossing Approach
- Do You Have To Stand Right Next To Me?
- Doughboy’s Super Direct Game
- Running Into A One-Night Stand
I recently had a one-night stand with a girl on her friend’s couch. The friend continued to date a buddy of mine so I saw her out regularly. At the bar one night she asked me if I really did have sex on her couch. I was hesitant to tell her. See for yourself…
Over 80% of girls I’ve fucked since coming back in May have been one-night stands. The irony of getting good at seduction is that you eliminate the seduction part and get right to sex. Then you start feeling shallow and hope for a worthy challenge, but when you get that challenge you whine about it and ache for easy sluts again. It’s a vicious cycle that tells me I definitely have a preference for sluts.
I did a Twitter survey where I posed the following question to my followers:
Here are the shocking results:
Wanting anything else may mean you have some feminist deprogramming left to do. Praying for a long-term relationship with an American woman who likely doesn’t have the upbringing—and therefore tools—to provide you with happiness in said relationship is eminently beta. You might as well buy girls white Fossil watches as gifts before you even bang.
Compared to all my previous reenactments, this one translated into the most real-life laughs. I actually became friends with the couch owner (I don’t even talk to the slut I banged due to reasons not related to her sluttiness).
Reenactment Contest Update:
Just a reminder that you have until Wednesday at noon to submit your reenactment video to [email protected] I’m upping the ante on the grand prize: the winner will now get a paperback copy of A Dead Bat In Paraguay and a $20 Amazon gift certificate. I’m now allowing two submissions per person, which could double your chances of winning (or losing). See the original contest post for more details.
Out of all the submissions I’ve received so far, the biggest flaw is that they’re way too short. If you’re not hitting a minute in length, you’re not producing an engaging situation that will get a lot of laughs. If you create something on par with my videos, you’ll have a solid shot at winning.