Do It For The Notch

My seven months in Poland caused my standards to increase to stratospheric levels. The Baltics had a higher talent pool to satisfy that, but I was approaching less because of the winter. It didn’t help that the women were harder. I estimate I was getting laid at a 50% decreased rate.

My Baltic tour started coming to an end in Lithuania during a rare cold spell. Not deterred, I went out on a Thursday night, suited up. No matter how ready and pumped I was to get some prime Lithuanian ass, there was little action on that night. After walking around for a while I finally managed to find a small club with more women than men. Right away, a tall local girl approached me, the first time that happened in Lithuania. She was okay-looking but the vibe was off and her teeth were snaggly. I ditched.

At the bar there was a brunette standing next to me. I couldn’t get a good look at her face before making an offhand comment. I said, “Is it just me or is there a cold breeze coming through here?” She looked at me and smiled. I was initially taken aback because of how ugly her face was. Everything was wrong: spooky eyes, big nose, horse mouth, and asymmetrical facial structure. I actually flinched a couple inches. She was so ugly it seemed like she was wearing a mask.

I should have ended the conversation right then and there, but I pitied her. I indulged in it until I felt like a good samaritan. Then I stopped talking. But she kept going, not all discouraged by my silence. Next thing I knew, we were talking for at least half an hour. I would make short comments here and there, until I put my hand on her hip due to game reflex. A bit of electricity ripped through me: she had a tight body. I explored a little more, going towards her back to the top of her ass. It was spectacular, very unlike her troll face. The sword fight between my dick and brain commenced. My dick shouldn’t have won (I just got laid a few days prior), but time went on and I was still there with my hand rested on her body.

My dick tricked my brain. It said, “If you fuck her, you’ll build momentum going into the spring. Bang her to get even better quality in just a few weeks. It’s no big deal, bro, you won’t see her face when you pound her from the back.”

There are two types of men in the world: those who do it for the notch and those who don’t. There were other girls in the club and I’m sure I could have progressed on them, but Lithuania is not a one-night stand culture. I already had enough numbers in my phone and wanted to go for the gold. The ugly girl liked me enough that I felt like I could win. I was going to sell out my standards for an easy lay, but there was another problem: her breath was awful. I was entertaining fucking an ugly girl with bad breath while suited up. You know the humiliation you get after banging a hog? Well I was experiencing it before the bang. In spite of that, my brain wouldn’t stop. Do it for the notch. Do it for the momentum. Just do it, you pussy!

So I did it for the notch. After spending nearly two hours with her in the club, I invited her back to my place and she accepted. Her kissing did not please me. The sex, which should have been a saving grace, was awful. She was awkward in bed, even leaking blood all over my sheets and balls. She didn’t want me to do her doggy style, saying it was “like rape.” It was the worst sex I had in Europe. I couldn’t get her out the door fast enough.

The next day was the lowest of my adult life. I felt ashamed and dirty. I couldn’t look myself in the mirror, in disbelief that I went so low to have bad sex with an ugly girl who had halitosis. The post-sex afterglow I was supposed to feel was more like a clinical depression.

When a guy is depressed over a girl who dumped him, the common advice is to fuck other girls to get over her. I learned that the same advice applies when you bang a beast. She gave me momentum alright, but not in the way I had imagined. I was driven by shame and humiliation, not the desire for success.

The next night I had never been so driven to approach pretty women. I figured I’d have to bang at least five girls to metaphorically wash away the beast blood that found its way on my testicles. I don’t remember working so hard.

If I ever find myself in a funk, complacent and lacking motivation, tired of pussy, of the grind, of running game, I’m going to put on a suit and fuck the ugliest girl I can find.

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Brandon
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Lol, nice

frank
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Isn’t compulsive behavior usually considered a bad thing?

Anonymous
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this was by far the funniest post ever!

Omega Man
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Bad breath is the worst and not negotiable. Or hair on the upper lip. My first attempt without paying for it was with an average, sort of homely looking woman. But she had both bad breath and upper lip hair. Every time I tried to stck it in, she would kiss me and my hard-on would die.

Jake
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That was mostly hilarious. Even if my brain feels raped a little bit right now.

Pilate
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The best part of all this is the new (at least to me) term/idea – game reflex.

Tampa
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It is true. When you are in a cold spell or trying to get over a chick, banging ugly chicks actually makes it WORSE. You enter total depression. And your cold and callous and uncaring ways keeps the ugly girls coming around even more.

Nothing is worse for oneitis than banging chicks far uglier then the girl you’re pinning for. It only serves to reinforce her value in your mind. You will miss the hot body you had and fucking ugly chicks will only remind you of that pussy you no longer get to tap. Sucks

Turk
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Haha, i had one of those girls ‘who looks good in a red dress and high heels’ but only from a distance. Kinda like abstract art. The worst of it was that she was skinny but there was no substance to her body. It felt as if i was grabbing some silly putty when i were banging her. Worst lay ever, thank fuck she lives 6 hours drive away!

I like my girls athletically built, even if they arent that good lookin. Learn to squat bitches

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Lol. “beast blood”

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She might’ve been a virgin. Now she’s going to swing for the alpha dog every time. This notch added to the skank-with-unrealistic-standards column

The Natural
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Is this meant to be a parody column?

This guy Roosh, who on the 1-10 scale is at most a 5, claims to be a great master of game,etc, and to teach this to other people.

And here the great knowledge is that it is ok to have sex with inferior women when you are desperate? That is beta.

A man does not settle for that, if he knows what he is worth and how to get it.

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You’re right “The Natural” Roosh is just a desperate beta. Let’s see a link to your website since you’re so much better than he is. We could all learn something from you.

Anonymous
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Yeah natural but the difference with Roosh is that he is going outside his realms, exploring different counties, dealing with not knowing the language and different social constructs. Living abroad can be very lonely sometimes.

Andrew
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Awesome.

Laughter aside, Roosh, this post is a good example of the reason you are bound for success: unlike typical “pickup artists,” you are real. In a scene created and dominated by men trying to convince others (and themselves) that they can get any woman they want, you don’t try to project an image of flawless game. You admit to struggling like every other guy, and that resonates hugely with your readers. The humor is always on point and the insights are sharp – sometimes groundbreaking – but your humility is what gives you audience.

Don’t lose that.

Ian Ironwood
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A wise man learns from his mistakes — and if Roosh was a right-from-the-egg natural Alpha, he wouldn’t need to develop Game.

I don’t hold this chick against him — we all need to establish low points in our lives to make the high points shine, and the occasional troll ball can keep a man honest about his motivations. I don’t see this as a weakness of Roosh, but one of his consummate strengths: he’s For Real in how he runs his Game, mistakes, mis-steps, and all.

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Has any comment been more predictable than The Natural’s in the entire history of the internet?

Thanks for shedding the light, player.

Olivherbst
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I just laughed my ass off. Awesome.

F***ing an ugly chick and writing about it, so thousands of people read it on the internet and not give a shit – SO NOT BETA!

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Do you often find yourself banging menstruating chicks? That is the second post recently where you’ve mentioned banging a girl and she bleeds afterward.

Psychotic
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great post roosh.i still cant bring myself to bang ugly chicks.

DOGMA
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ALL IS FOR THE NOTCH!!!

Tony D
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Good lord I was eating my muffin and when you described the halitosis I almost upchucked. The worst are these hot girls with halitosis…wait, no, ugly girls are worse.

around the world in 80 jobs
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Yikes bad breath and awkward to boot. I feel your angst, as I myself tend to feel guilty if I dont always go for it, but as I have gotten older, i find myself willing to walk away from the deal – a lot of deals. If I am not attracted to the girl or if her personality is so revolting even if she is hot, I wont pull the trigger. Sometimes even if a girl is hot, if she has bad sexual energy I found the night will leave me unsatisfied anyway. Better to look for greener pastures and better vibe.

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enlightening

Anonymous
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LMAO…….my neighbors probably thought something was wrong I was laughing so hard.

Fucking strong post Roosh.

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“My dick tricked my brain. It said, “If you fuck her, you’ll build momentum going into the spring. Bang her to get even better quality in just a few weeks. It’s no big deal, bro, you won’t see her face when you pound her from the back.””

At this point, I was thinking how well we’re able to rationalize things away. Your body wants to fuck, here is an available woman. Screw reasoning, in the end, you almost always do what the body and the subconscious want, no matter how you twist and turn it.

I doubt it was pity that made you speak, but your mind picking up that she had a nice body and that she was signaling interest.

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@omegaman

Just another day approaching at my favorite cafe, I find the best looking girl (sitting in the corner, hard to get to) and approach. She’s a solid 7 but has a ton of blonde upper-lip hair. Mannnn, such an easy fix.

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LMFO roosh

CJ
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Could be worse dude, I banged a sub .500 chick recently and now I’m worried she gave me something…

Jurko
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Well written but terrible advice. Never fuck when you don’t really want to if you wanna stay psychologically healthy. Love yourself, really.

Neil skywalker
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we’ve all been there at one point in our lives. I had a very shamefull lay in Bolivia. Worst thing is that that lay is imprinted in my mind and i can barely remember some of the best lays i had.

A shame really.

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this is one of the rare posts where it is hard to tell whether roosh is trying to motivate or demotivate.

DistinguishedGentleman
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Great, great writing here man. Hilarious and real.

BTW, this girl is the very definition of a “slump buster”.

michelin
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Nice post, but the lesson I learned here is that the boner test is NOT ALWAYS as reliable as we thought?

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As a female, I sort of felt guilty for laughing out loud as I read that, esp at the “Game reflex” excuse and your dick calling you “bro” as it talked you into an awful lay.

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It’s not the face you are fucking. It’s the fuck you are facing.

money, muscle, and math
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Sometimes when you’re perusing other goals with a full effort, ugly women chase you down and you just need to shrug and take what comes to you.

The low effort bangs when chasing dreams are often more rewarding than the high effort quality ones. If she had approached you while you were studying a language instead of while you were at the bar, you’d feel completely different about it.

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The post was Very funny and I really enjoyed. We’ve all been there. Back in college when I was trying to get my notch count up, I did a few I’d like to forget. Just like your story, it seems like when they are bad, they turn out to be worse. My brain tells me not to pass it up because it is easy, but my dick is usually not that happy what my brain got it into!

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Respect.

Not for what you did, but that you wrote about it.

rokiroo
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It was fucking hilarious and well written as well.

Phoenix
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Thank god I never banged this fatty that came after me for a while. She wanted me to pound her, but on the last night before she moved away, I spent time talking to her and left her hanging for it in her van.

I swear, I wanted to tell her that the next time she wants to see me, she’d better shed alot of weight off and not waste my time. But OHHH NOOOOO! We can’t be so open and judgemental, because of the sensitivity of it all.

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“The sword fight between my dick and brain commenced.”

SO glad I wasn’t drinking a Coke when I read that.

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David H. Fucktrelle-Male Feminist Extraordinaire™
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what’s next…

the oh, my, “she” had big hands, a deep voice and an adam’s apple, but I went for it anyways….

yeah, I’m sure you’ve got a few of those “notches” your not telling us about….

ever have any “fun” with a male feminist or white nationalist?

The Captain Power
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Confidence helps a lot in life, but you DO need some natural ability. I will out “game” a midget or a blind guy 9 out of 10.

http://thecaptainpower.blogspot.com/2012/05/how-come-nobody-talks-sht-anymore.html?utm_source=BP_recent

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This post is hilarious, but I don’t think it’s funny to me the same way it is to you. I can’t believe what you worry about/feel guilty about/etc. You have no substance to your life!

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Can i ask?:D she was also on period?:DDDDif yes i will die for laughing :DDDD

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That was CRUEL. Not nice. Not hilarious. Just cruel and mean. And no, I am not a feminazi. Not by a long shot. However trashy, disgusting and pathetic you found this woman to be in the flesh, you are more so in the spirit. She was acting with greater honor, integrity, sincerity and innocence than you were. Being a man doesn’t exempt you from the obligation of common courtesy & decency towards a fellow human being, especially in the context of an intimate sexual encounter. The fact that you consider her nothing more than a worthless ugly female with halitosis exposes your own internal ugliness. But then, perhaps this is all one can expect from a person with your ethnicity?

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That’s disgusting. I had a similar experience with a girl. Bad fucking breath, sloppy sex, drunk whore who couldn’t lay straight to give me a blow job, hairy unkept pussy and bitch stained my mattress protector with her blood. The mattress protector is under the sheets and still got stained. If the girl seems sloppy and unattractive in a bar, she will be sloppy and unattractive in bed. It is wiser to pass on these bitches.