Eating Disorder Training For Fat American Women

I have noticed that any attempt on my part to gently limit someone’s overeating is met with swift resistance from women. They say, “Don’t talk about food—you’ll give him/her an eating disorder!” This is a tactic that attempts to silence all discussion on eating habits or food quality in front of fat people, as if they’re helpless victims born with a genetic disease. It also implies that having an eating disorder is the worst thing in the world. I believe the opposite. The reality of today’s obesity-industrial complex is that fat women need an eating disorder to lose weight and regain the resemblance they once had to the human form.

I like to think of myself as pragmatic, always aiming for the least amount of harm for all parties involved. Therefore I have concluded that having an eating disorder would be more beneficial to a girl’s health and society as a whole than weighing over 135 pounds. For the past year I have secretly been teaching women private workshops where I give them an eating disorder in order to keep the pounds off. The workshop has finally been optimized to the point where I can now accept public enrollment.

Here is the workshop itinerary:

No Judging Weigh-In: Each girl gets a name tag with her weight on the label instead of her actual name. She’ll then be referred to as that number for the duration of the workshop. For example: “What city are you from, 313? Do you like living there, 313?” The dehumanization process is essential to installing a new belief system.

Friendly Meet & Greet: I encourage each girl to walk me through a normal day in her eating so I can calculate her caloric intake (I will double the food quantity she tells me to arrive at the actual figure). After each response I continue the shaming process by saying, “Holy shit, that is a lot of food! Wow, really… wow.”

Rainbow Vomit Session: Vomiting is the most reliable tool in the weight loss toolbox. In this session I present a huge Chipotle chicken burrito with all the toppings (including the guacamole, which costs extra). I tell her the burrito is a reward for having the initiative to take the workshop. After she inhales it and gives off that satisfying post-burrito burp with vague onion aroma, I say, “You fat hog that was a test, and you failed! Now you’re going to vomit all that shit up because you shouldn’t have eaten that garbage food!” I present her with a bucket and train her how to jam her longest finger all the way her throat and keep going until portions of her previous meal make its appearance.

Food Enjoyment Challenge: I take her to another room where there will be a smorgasbord laid out on a table, with food from each fat group, including, but not limited to, the fried group, the butter group, the cheese group, and the cupcake group. I then lead each girl—with Chipotle vomit still on her chin—directly to the feast and tell her to pick out and eat any one item. She’ll be scared but I will pat her on the back and insist everything is okay, that the smorgasbord is a way to ease her nerves after the intense vomit training.

Once she’s about to put the food in her mouth, I viciously slap her hand and knock the food away. I then repeat the process 1,000 times or until her hand needs to be bandaged, whichever comes first. For the intellectuals out there, this is basic Skinner programming, which has long since been proven effective. I am doing something that her parents should’ve done instead of fattening her up like a cow approaching slaughter.

Tasty Eating Session: Inside the next room is a bowl of brown rice with carrots and broccoli. I instruct her that she must eat only three bowls of day of such food along with a multivitamin. I regale her with heroic stories of people surviving prison camps on meager rations, like how those in the Gulag got along just fine on black bread and gruel.

Sexy Mirror Endurance Challenge: I lead the girl to Room 101, where I rip off all her clothing except for her bra and grannie panties. I place her in front of the mirror and yell out the following insults:

  • “Look at these huge rolls all over your body! You don’t even look human!”
  • “There are kids starving in Africa and you can’t stop stuffing your fat face!”
  • “Stop it! Just stop eating! Jesus fuck!”
  • “Just look at what you’ve become! You belong in a fucking zoo, not human society!”
  • “You’re so fat you look like a real-life Botero painting!”

I continue the barrage until she breaks down and cries. I’m talking about the blubbering cry where she can hardly breathe and tears are coming out of her eyes, nose, mouth, and anus.

Happy Goodbye Session: By now all the women should be terribly frightful of food (my follow-up reporting shows they don’t eat anything for three days after the workshop, giving them a solid start to sustained weight loss). I go around the room and tell each girl how truly disappointed I am with her appearance and how in one year time if she doesn’t lose weight then she deserves to get a bad case of the gout. Luckily for her, no other diet sees such a high success rate, not even the cookie dough diet.

When I see them again in a year, with their trim bodies, pale skin, and hollowed eyes (from malnutrition perhaps), I offer my congratulations and take advantage of their fragile state by seducing them to bed. It’s no surprise that former fatties make the best girlfriends because they’re in a constant state of fear that you’re going to leave them for someone even skinnier. Even though they have normal weight at this point, I still tell them they’re disgustingly obese to keep them so mentally weak that they can’t resist my demands for ass to mouth and getting banged by carnival midgets while I watch from the closet with a box of tissues.

The workshop costs only $25. I’m shouldering most of the expense because I want to genuinely help fat women. If you’re a fatty who’s interested in taking the workshop, please email me at roosh (at) rooshv.com. Paypal and credit card is accepted.

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Workshy Joe
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The truth about food intake is mainstream science that has been in the public domain for decades (centuries?) and yet no-one wants to believe it:

http://cectic.com/197

Tüdruk Tallinnast
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Oh noes – I am 5 foot 10 and 136 pounds got me some junk in the drunk and nice 30E cup.

I deserve to be put in the Skinner box for some food operant conditioned food disorder. That last pound will come off in no time!

Brian
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To respond to, “Don’t talk about food—you’ll give him/her an eating disorder!”:

Obesity is an eating disorder. Healthy eating is not.

Pip
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Obesity itself isn’t an eating disorder. Binge-eating, which leads to obesity is, though.

Pip
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Wow, this was nearly a decade ago. Doubt this will ever be seen lol

Jamez
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Great laugh.

You lost me at at tears coming out the anus.

When my female friends complain about not having a boyfriend I explain to them to cast the biggest net they need to appeal to men on their level.

Get as fit as you possibly can

I saw one of them last night. She has followed my advice and landed a good beta provider. I though for a second she could have an eating disorder. I worried for a moment then realized if so I had done her a great favor

virlge kent
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I think I saw something like this on a Lifetime movie about hazing in sororities. It was pretty funny.

Fred Tracy
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Oh god, LOL.

No, no, don’t put them through your workshop, just send them to someone who appreciates them.

..like me. 😉

Sam
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Godspeed, sir.

Anonymous
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@Virgil:

Yea, they do similar things in sorority hazing, I was gonna post it but I see you beat me too it!

BDM
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It’s not how much you eat – but what. I recently tried the diet in the four hour body (book by Tim Ferris) and dropped about forty pounds in two months. I don’t get these people that struggle over their diet or are proud of five pounds when if they just made the right choices with their food they could set goals like 12% body fat.

I agree with Brian above – Obesity IS an eating disorder.

Maya
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LOL

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Haha

“I’m talking about the blubbering cry where she can hardly breathe and tears are coming out of her eyes, nose, mouth, and anus.”

The Specimen
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Weight control is 80-90% diet. Luckily, I got a gf who’s mom calls her fat and tells her to lose drop the pounds whenever she puts on weight.

Anonymous
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Is the Virgle Kent from Comment 5 above actually VK? Something seems off.

Dopilsya
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America is the greatest country on Earth because it has the fattest poor people. Fat American sows are only demonstrating their greatness.

Anonymous
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Substitute exercise for sadism.

On a more serious note… did y’all ever stop to think maybe Roosh’s (et al) negative feelings towards women aren’t a prerequisite for success with women but are INSTEAD a prerequisite for NEEDING to fuck a lot of women?

Jordan
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Laughed my ass off!! I hope some of those fat broads from that womens blog that commented on your last post read this one…. It’ll really make’em crazy.

Ryu
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This is very good and well.

There are also a great number of American men who give workout tips and shoot off their mouth about how big and strong they are, when they weigh about 150 lbs. The one eyed king, who thinks a 200 lb bench is impressive.

It always amuses me when some guy thinks he’s an expert because he has a bicep vein and a 6 pack.
“Just look at my huge 12” arm! Woooo! But I can run marathons!”

I agree that American women are sometimes fat. But American men are often skinny and weak. Much more often. And they are the ones who make the most noise in the gym.

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Very Funny! But, Roosh its obvious by this post that Denmark is extremely boring. Time to move on.

LS
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>> “I agree that American women are sometimes fat. But American men are often skinny and weak.”

Welcome to Dixie.

VI
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I’m talking about the blubbering cry where she can hardly breathe and tears are coming out of her eyes, nose, mouth, and anus

That always makes my dick rock hard

Black Rebel
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I think it’s less about overeating and more the stationary office jobs and TV-watching marathons that causes people to be fat. I eat like a machine, but I keep active, move around a lot and exercise regularly, so I keep around 185-195 (I’m 6’3). Remember, calories in < calories out = weight loss.

I'm not going to say its okay for guys to be fat and not women, but we can carry it better; being taller with a larger frame causes that. But if I was a woman, and I understood that over 95% of my appeal to men lie in my looks…I would be keeping everything tight.

135 is a highly subjective number. A girl at 5'2 and 135 is fat; a girl at 5'11 135 will likely be very fit and sexy. I don't use weight to see if someone's fat; I just look at them.

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If only such a camp existed. I have trouble understanding why anyone in their right mind would want to be a giant disgusting blob. It must be so incredibly uncomfortable, not to mention an eyesore. Oh well. As long as there are chumps that will settle and fuck these fatties, we will continue to have an overwhelming supply of obese women

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“The reality of today’s obesity-industrial complex is that fat women need an eating disorder to lose weight and regain the resemblance they once had to the human for”

HAAAAA!

A woman losing her beauty is like a man losing his wealth.

Discipline is everything in life.

JAFO
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Crosspost this to Jezebel for the lulz.

Boston66
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Roosh you should listen to the last 5 mins of Tosh’s Happy Thoughts standup. He unleashes on fat chicks.

Justin
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Haha – I love this post. This should, I sincerely hope, whip the Roosh haters into a frenzy.

Marco
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God help, but I thought that was hilarious

Chad Daring
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Invoking the power of anus tears, you truly are the greatest motivator of our time! Really though, I laughed through almost all of this but it really is sad that we arent allowed to talk about how American obesity is really a womens’ issue. The gym I go to has five girls working there and three of them are fat. Fat. Working. At a gym. What.

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The problem with fat chicks is that even if you COULD look past the fat, there is some kind of psychological reason that she decided to get fat. Underneath all that blubber is a narcissistic, entitled, depressed bitch.

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Funny, but genuinely true. My current girlfriend is a former fatty. She’s down to 120 now and scared to death to gain any weight, thanks for saving my relationship Roosh!

[True Story]

Gmac

Full Fat Jacket
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“The dehumanization process is essential to installing a new belief system.”

Add a head shave like in the marine corps lol

Full Fat Jacket
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This is my Weight Loss Program. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My WLP is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My WLP, without me, is useless. Without my WLP, I am useless. I must fire my WLP true. I must diet straighter than my enemy who is trying to ditch me. I must outstarve him before he outstarves me. I will…

tjuan
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Make sure they wiggle their longest finger when they put it down their throat, it makes the process easier, for everyone. The real fatties might have trouble getting their hands in far enough — knuckles should be placed firmly against molars.
Calories in, calories out — end of story. If someone lacks the desire to follow that, you need to beat them out of their complacency; all means necessary.
Continue being the good samaritan that you are.

Dinky Wang
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This is intolerable and disgusting!

I mean you should also force them to do Crossfit or other suitably difficult exercise routine.

Bortimus
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An easier procedure would be to get them on a low carb diet so they don’t have the appetite to overeat.

Sid
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One time my roommate, a former anorexic, joked that she’s fat, when she’s actually very skinny and is working hard to be anything other than bones. I replied,

“Oh my god, you have no idea! You are so fucking fat, I can hardly believe it. One time I showed pictures of you to my friends and they asked, ‘How can you even fit into a house with that thing?!'”

She, of course, looked at me with her head tilted down and a smirk curving her lips. She admitted that “backhanded compliments” (coughnegscough) are a great way to help recovering anorexics, because telling an anorexic she’s skinny is what will set her off. No, really, if you tell an anorexic she’s fat, she will accept that as an obvious truth, while hearing that she’s skinny will inspire her to surpass all expectations.

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yeah its me bitch ass nigga

anon
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your bitterness and self-loathing come through much stronger than the “humor” of this post

The Private Man
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Satire delivered with a sledgehammer.

Nice work.

peeniis
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ever consider spy camming like krauser?

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Chad Daring
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That link… What pisses me off, and saddens me a little, is that there are all these attractive chubby girls out there who do to laziness willfully blind themselves to the fact that they’d be much MORE attractive if they were thin.

Cant really blame them though, its the guys who keep going after them that perpetuate this nonsense.

This is a direct quote for a chubby girl I used to date back before I switched to VHS (Betamax!)

“If I wanna get hit, I know I can go out and get hit”

Ignoring the fact that all the guys that she’s ended up with were bottom feeders.

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@43 Chad Daring…what’s even funnier is fat girls HATE it when someone compliments them on having a pretty face, because they know what the BUT is. It’s still not enough to make them want to do what it takes to lose weight. I KNOW it’s hard, but you have to take responsibility for how you got that way. They’d rather just wait around until that random chubby chaser finds them and “accepts” them for who they are.

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I think its an accurate stereotype to say that African American men are more flexible when it comes to the size of the women they find sexy.

In fact, a number of them PREFER a “thick” girl.

From this then we can conclude that the women who are considered the least desirable amongst their own men – chubby to fat White women – are nonetheless able to secure for themselves lovin’ from the most desirable men on the planet – muscular, masculine Black men.

But fear not Beta White Male!

The women that YOU consider to be the most desirable – skinny Asian women – also prefer your type (non-so-muscular-not-so-masculine-awkward-white-beta-man).

Therefore in both cases we see a non-desirable person who is nonetheless able to secure for him or herself partners amongst the most desired men and women on the planet!

Win/Win

I remember when I was dating my last Black boyfriend. He wanted me to gain a few extra pounds. I did. Didn’t take long, I just cut back on exercise and started using heavy cream in my coffee/tea.

The White guys stopped checkin’ for me when out in public, but there was no loss.

There was no way I was gonna lose that 10 pounds and lose my hot chocolate just to be public eye candy for random White dudes.

Awwww hell no!

Selling weight loss to women who have muscular, sexy, hot chocolate men checkin’ for them?

Ain’t gonna happen.

Such women get the best of both worlds – they get to eat whatever the hell they want AND get the highest quality lovin’ this side of just about anywhere.

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Bill C
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Look up Gary Taubes. The calories in/out model of obesity is probably wrong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVvZP2av5Mk

Anonymous
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There are thinspiration blogs.

Anonymous
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I really hope this is some kind of horribly delivered joke. I’ve been an anorexic for 8 years. It’s been utter hell, and I honestly don’t know how much longer I have to live. I’m a medical student, and could help so many people. If I die of this, though, it’s all over. And now my little sister is showing eating disordered tendencies. Good job, America. Real classy.

Anonymous
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Anyone who doesn’t get the line, “[T]his is basic Skinner programming, which has long since been proven effective,” probably deserves to be offended.

Anonymous
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Heh, I was once complaining about my fat ass to my research colleague, and he pointed out that he likes big asses, lmao. I’m actually very healthy, a recovering anorexic, but have a proportionately big ass. And yes, my colleague was a beta, exactly the type of guy I’m looking for.

Oh, and eating disorders are nothing to laugh about. It makes the girl feel like shit, and as a result she will treat you like shit. Trust me, I was cruel to everyone around me back then.