Evolution Of White Trash

I was sitting in Starbucks when two older white women sat down with three girls. Two of the girls were about 10 years old and the third one was around 18. The 18 year old was complaining about the aloof behavior of a gentleman who owned a pick-up truck. Everyone in the store became very familiar with this young man in a short amount of time.

Later, she started singing Akon’s single I Wanna Fuck You (she did use “love” instead of “fuck”). Then the two older women started singing along and encouraged the two young girls — who were probably their daughters — to sing along as well. The little girls sang the chorus.

I see you windin n grindin up on that pole,
I know u see me lookin’ at you and you already kno
I wanna love you, you already know

After the little girls were done, the teenager and the two mothers gave them a round of applause.

I can barely tolerate the suburban mom on her cell phone chatting away with a Louis Vuitton diaper bag draped over her shoulder, extolling the benefits of “me-time” while reminding everyone within earshot how little Madison is smarter than her playmates — but I much rather deal with that then have to watch adult women train little girls how to be dirty whores. If my parents pushed me to sing songs about fucking strippers when I was little, I guarantee you I would be feeding mouths instead of blogging, wondering when the fire sensation in my crotch area will go away. Remember: all you need to create life is a functioning genital organ.

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bravo.

places like starbucks make these w-t women feel as though they’re out on a high class night on the town. they’ll buy a ten year old a $7 drink full of sugar and buy her sneakers at walmart that make her feet hurt (but that mom thinks are cute because britney’s sister jamielyn has a pair.)

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This is ironic considering 95% of your existence seems to be aimed at getting women into bed. Or improving your game to get more women. Why in god’s name would you oppose teaching young girls loose morals? It only makes your job that much easier.

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best post …in a long time.

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Ah, that reminds me of the old nursery rhyme moms used to sing to me:

Rock a bye baby, in the tree top,
Tell that hot bitch to suck on your cock,
And when that hot bitch cradles your balls,
Then will come baby, facials for all.

Sweet memories.

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“Why in god’s name would you oppose teaching young girls loose morals?”

be careful what you wish for.

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Lmao!!!!! I remember when they used to play LiL Jon on the radio talking about Skit Skit Skit on the walls. Then I would see all these hot white girls singing the exact same thing in the bars and clubs. No clue as to what the fuck your singing…..

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hahaha- i wish you would provide video footage of yourself witnessing these scenes in various dc/md coffeeshops and bookstores. i can just picture your face as you glare at these poor future blog victims, and it makes me smile.

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For someone who seems to hate everything about superficial popular culture, I’m surprised you would even step foot inside a Starbuck’s. Granted you can find one on every street corner, you should really try your local mom and pop coffee shop. That way you can avoid classless members of society and get outstanding coffee or espresso without waiting an hour in line or paying an arm and a leg.

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Those mom and pop coffee shops have plenty of asshole and retards in them too.

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Funny post..just had to correct “Get up off me” its “Skeet Skeet” not “skit”…whew…its just like bling bling..another over used term..this is the reason I had pop music..come on songs about lovin a stripper..he should stick to singing about the joys of being locked up!!!

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I mourn the death (and dearth) of small coffee shops where you could sit down with a $1.25 coffee and a good book. There was a good one in Arlington called Common Grounds, which is now known as Murky Coffee. Along with the name change came higher prices, surly staff and the Starbucks crowd.

Then again, independent coffee shops in the outer suburbs (e.g., Tysons Corner, Rockville, etc…) seem to suck as well. An army suburban young mommies and their brood invade at all times of the day and night, ruining the Bohemian atmosphere that has been synonymous with independent coffee shops. There has been many a time that I’ve wanted to go up to one of them and ask how many hours in the office their lawyer/doctor/accountant/stockbroker husband had to work in order to pay for their Range Rover/BMW X-5, $5 latte, designer handbag/stroller, etc…. I’m sure their reaction would be priceless.

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Let me guess, this was then followed by a round of Ridin’ Dirty, en masse..? Precious. Get ’em while they’re young…

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Wow,I don’t know what to say.I maybe misunderstood this post.

These women should not be mothers.

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Loved this post. America is getting progressively trashier. Since when did porn culture become so acceptable?

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Your complexity of thought is starting to show through.

Jewcano
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Hi, I’m a gay woman with a gay butt that makes gay noises that smell like John Cougar Melloncamp’s tits. Thanks!!!!

Roissy
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“Since when did porn culture become so acceptable?”

since feminism offered men the opportunity to abdicate their role as provider and indulge their role as womanizers.

or:

welcome to the player generation.

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In addition, Kelly Ann Collins massaged my prostate and I managed to finish in less than 2 minutes. What’s up with that? I heard that a prostate massage could be good but never did I imagine that it could be that good.

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I’m perpetually surprised by how slutty the music on the radio gets, and how young white kids eat it up. But then again, if the parents don’t have the brains to tell the kids to listen to something better, they deserve to visit their grandkids two trailers down when they’re 40. The funniest part is when the radio stations, in the middle of the most sexually descriptive song, feel the need to halfway censor out a drug or gun reference, ‘cuz you know, they don’t need that bad influence getting to the kids.

Oh, and apparently I have a gay butt. At least I know how to spell Mellencamp, lameass.

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I doubt those women would call themselves feminists.

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What the hell is wrong with you people? It’s just a song, and the kids probably don’t even understand what they are singing.

I thought this was a web site for hot singles, not the Puritanical Judgement League.

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Roosh….Dead ON! Five stars!

The stories I could (but cannot due to legal) about the wives/moms of the clientele I fly.
aka “Lifestyles of the Rich and Aimless..”

Some are quite normal and understand reality..

Most (especially those who married up..way UP)
(ie out of their small apartment into the penthouse, not the magazine…though one did both… or various residences in different locales) quickly assume their role of ‘trophy status’. And they do not let you forget their place…while reminding you of your status.

Good to you see back in ‘rare form’!

All The Best & Happy New Year to all

Roissy
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“I doubt those women would call themselves feminists.”

they don’t have to. they’re reaping, completely unawares, the cultural detritus of their elite’s collective wisdom.

TC the Terrible
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How can I get one of those cool troll hats next to my name?

Seriously, coming from a white trash background I hate it when these kind of people are allowed to walk the streets in broad daylight.

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Some people should be drowned at birth.

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They just busted two whores here in Atlanta who had a million-dollar house on the 8th green at Sugarloaf (where TPC golf tourney is played) for running a prostitution ring amidst the soccer moms. Soccer dads were severly disappointed.

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Don’t worry, Roosh. She probably buys her daughter lots of frappuccinos, meaning she’ll die at an early age. Like, 25.

Thoughts like that make it easier to sleep at night.