Flags Gold Standard

In person I have been getting a lot of comments about the flags metric, which even girls are telling me is “fun.”

A while back I wrote about my 50 notch friend. I asked him to email me a list of his flags, thinking he would probably be around the 10 flag mark. He’s at 16, the most out of any man I know. Since he has many international flag repeats, this means that more than 1 in 3 girls he has banged was born in a different country, an incredible feat. His flags:

Armenia
Belarus
Bolivia
Colombia
Brazil
Bulgaria
El Salvador (least valuable flag)
France
Greece
Iran
Mexico
Peru
Russia
Turkey
Ukraine
United States

:bow:

His conquest of Eastern Europe is strong, and brave exploration of the Americas have been noted. From this list we must conclude that he does not get along with Africans and Southeast Asians. I liken him to the Pizarro of our generation.

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What makes El Salvador least value…Even than the US? Are El Salvador women not that good?, b/c the men are the most passionate in the world I’m convinced. Sometimes bad, sometimes good, but always in it with all they’ve got.

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Dude could you please not spread my conquest business like that for the whole world to read about…. Now I’m all blushing and shit

mike says
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who is this man from Nazareth?

Roissy
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a cross-comparison of multiple flag counts would show which countries inspired the most boners.

or had the loosest girls.

privet!

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Lol that is so gross. Why is El Salvador the least valuable?

Btw, those stores I told you about for organic shampoo- try Trader Joe’s (www.traderjoes.com) & Lush bottled shampoos). I think the Lush stuff is kind of expensive but trust me; you’ll get a lot more girls if you’re not walking around with insanely greasy hair.
Just tryin’ to look out. smile

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I think El Salvador is the least valuable because there are a ton of Salvadoreans living in the area.

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For the record the absolute worst and best were from Russia….they either dipped below the extremely shitty sex from US women, or rocked your world, surpassing Greeks and Brazillians.

P.S Columbian girls are also very wild, but can be very annoying

P.S.S Mexican girls (if they are good looking) get surprisingly high marks.

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Dude needs to go to Canada and knock out another flag for cheap.

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16 flags is impressive. But his own country shouldn’t count as a flag, which would bring his flag count down to 15.

“His conquest of Eastern Europe is strong, and brave exploration of the Americas have been noted. From this list we must conclude that he does not get along with Africans and Southeast Asians.” I wouldn’t say he doesn’t get along with Africans and Southeast Asians. From my experience, you will have more flags from countries that speak the same language as you. I realized this upon doing a flag comparison with one of my Chilean friends, aka Surgeon. He had more Spanish-speaking flags and I had more English-speaking flags, probably because I’m an American.

“He’s at 16, the most out of any man I know.” The most I’ve ever heard is 34, and a couple of my friends are in the mid-20s. Currently I have 19, goal is 25 flags before marriage or death.

Atlas Al’s last blog post: ILLEGALITIES OF A FLAG WAVING SUBCULTURE.

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Can I know the age of the guy. This way I can see how well I am doing or what I need to do right now. I love flags too, and before I ran into your post about flags, I always had this dream of exploring the world wink

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I have been an avid flag collector over the past few years, to the point where I’ve been known to walk away from American girls once I find out they’re from foreign.

I’m at 21…and still going for more.

So far:

America
France
Japan
China
Finland
Malaysia
Canada
Holland
Ukraine
Russia
Switzerland
Thailand
Denmark
Slovenia
South Africa
Vietnam
Norway
Australia
Germany
Sweden
Nicaragua

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Err sorry, I meant “once I find out they’re NOT foreign.