Gambling = Lame

This weekend I was in an Atlantic City casino where I dominated low-limit poker, not by playing tight-aggressive and using actual skill, but by using mind-games that overworked my opponents’ pacemakers. Here is my TOWER OF STRENGTH & POWER:

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Nothing intimidates your opponents more than making a bet from a phallic metaphor.

After passing by the blackjack tables where mouth-breathers were hooting and hollering after winning $5 bets, I went to watch at a roulette table, which I’m convinced is the unofficial gathering place for people with the lowest IQs in society. These people are betting their hard-earned money on a plastic ball spinning around a wooden bowl. I have more respect for state lottery players. The best part of the game is at the end of a spin when the casino employee literally flushes a mountain of chips down a drain built into the table.

As the tower suggests, I did win overall (+2 BB/hour), but until casinos are full of hot-bodied 21-year-old South American women instead of smelly senior citizens, I’ll leave gambling for the dreamers.

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James
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Is that… the dealer wearing an oversized sports jersey?? Did I miss something? What the hell were the other dealers wearing. I hope hope hope that was a sports themed house.

Roissy
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you can’t do both Games at once. 21yo brazilian hotties add an unnecessary element of diversion.

Stephen (VA)
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Umm, you gotta go to Vegas or high stakes table to see the hotties.

nabeel
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vegas is the place to go. AC is nowhere near as good.

Cob
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Sadly, however, Vegas is still very overrated.

The Captain
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Well, 2 BB/hour would be eight bucks at the lowest limits, so I guess that’s not too bad. I don’t think you’re going to get any comps. throwing that kinda change around though.

Chaco
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This is funny, not a single woman commented. Is gambling too masculine a topic for ladies to venture an opionion?

Joe T.
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Cob, I agree with you about Vegas being overrated, and I live here!

Roissy
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Anonymous
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the dealer has the “you’re gonna get raped” face on

eugenius
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hahaha…….look at the guy looking at his opponent

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