Girls Don’t Care About Their Vagina

I’ve never had a girl worry about where my hands have been when I’m manually arousing her before the main penetration event. Girls who have intimacy with me are safe since I’m relatively clean, but how does she know that I didn’t just shake hands with a homeless man I met on the way to service her?

When a girl is stroking my abnormally large manhood with her hand, I could care less if her hands are a little dirty because I’m encased in a layer of skin—abrasions that would allow for infectious disease entry would come later during unprotected sex. But girls have warm, moist cavities, and what goes in may not easily come out. After all it is an incubator.

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an incubator for my cock!

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funny how *all* the women are quiet… nobody is commenting…

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this is funny, because i can remember two girls i dated who both asked me if my hands were washed before finger banging them. i guess i attract the germ freaks. or i looked like the type of guy who had just finger banged a line of homeless women in the alley.

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ewww

i care about my vagina!

a lot of girls ARE sluts. espeically the kinds you’ll find in such highly esteemed places like bars, club, anywhere alcohol is served, K street in DC, etc.
some girls care, though.

boc- some of us girls have things to do and don’t think to read and/ or comment blogs assoonasthepersonpostsomg.
roissy- high- five to those girls! it’s a precaution! they’re not germ freaks. just because they want you to wash your hands don’t mean that- maybe they just want to make sure. or maybe your nails looked dirty. who knows! there could be a myriad of reasons.

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There are certain things women notice and a man’s hands is just one. We notice how their nails are manicured. If a dude has snaggly nails then he won’t get that far to do the finger bang, as Roissy put it. If your hands and fingernails don’t look so nice on a regular basis and some chick lets them in then if I were you I would be very careful before putting anything else in her.

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“I’ve never had a girl worry about where my hands have been when I’m manually arousing her…”

How the hell do you know? 75 percent of the time, that is exactly what girls are thinking about! (The other 25 percent of the time, she’s just seen you wash your hands.)

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Hmm, I once wrote that it was a big problem for me if guys didn’t wash their hands after they went to the bathroom. And some guys said that was dumb.
(“My penis is the cleanest thing I’ve touched all day!”)

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I always shake hands with a homeless man before I pick up a date. It’s kinda my thing.

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Genevieve – when roosh writes something that women disagree with, the regulars are commenting 2 minutes after the post is made

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Now let’s talk about how much bacteria is in our mouths…..

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its not like the vagina is a lysol rag.

Its moist – dark – urine infested – hairy – and smells.

But most guys love to put their mouths on it.

Go figure.

Gunslingergregi
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lol Tampa there are perfect ones out there I met two and married them both. It is where the muslim policy of washing after taking care of personal business really comes in handy as well. It helps keep it minty fresh all day. Ya never catch it on a not so fresh moment. Oh yea and there not aloud to pray on the flow days so it’s a god chance if you never want to catch it on a bad day you don’t have to.

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Funny stuff man!

There is a rule in the PUA community about always having clean finger nails. I never put 2 and 2 together before, now it makes sense.

Keep those fingernails clean guys!

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Is this from your Microbiology perspective?

Isn’t there something about aerobic/anaerobic bacteria? Like the vag bacteria and skin/outside bacteria is different.

Hello oxidase test!

Justice McCay
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This was a really good post. You made a solid point.

Two thumbs up.

Justice McCay’s last blog post: Game Monarch is in Beta.

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Some homeless are probably cleaner than you.

Anonymous
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cunts

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Hahaha what are girls supposed to do? Make you get up and wash your hands? Wear rubber gloves? And what about kissing…do you use listerine prior to every kiss/make out sesh?

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No wonder you are getting all of this pussy. It is because you have big penis, if you are telling the truth, lucky bastard. I do not blame you. If I had a large member I would be getting plenty of action myself. In
fact I would not be on the internet looking at blogs like these!

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I always either ask if he’s washed his hands, or if I feel too shy, just don’t let him touch my bare vagina.

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Wat do u no abt sex

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lol ,,,i dont think men care too much about if girls got a clean hands or not ,,,lol just sayin

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seriously girls, always wash your pussies

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yeah stop being dirty whores – i’m sick of goin down on your pussy – only to find out that you can’t be fucked wiping the piss out of your twat before you visit.

fuck off.

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If you stick a finger in to your twat – and it pongs – have a damn wash.

Don’t be going round thinkin that stench is normal – k thx.

See a doc, do what you gotta do.

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Wow, that was mind-blowingly brilliant… You should write greeting cards.

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You know… people don’t think about this. Did you know saliva can upset the delicate balance of lady parts and lead to yeast infections, trichomoniasis, as well as general irritation? Totally gross. But your right, lady parts bear the same precautions as things that go in our mouths, noses, and ears. You wouldn’t stick a dirty q-tip in your ear.

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I don’t really finger girls any more. The good ones get plenty wet enough just from arousal during sucking cock for 10-15 minutes beforehand and are ready to go. Honestly I do not ever recall touching the inside of my current gf’s pussy