A Good Wingman Is Like A Golden Goose

Because verbal game in Brazil not as effective as in the States, the game economy there is mostly built around appearance and confidence. My Danish roommate, who is the exotic ideal for Brazilian women, had to work much less than me for the same result. Now I don’t want to say I get his residual pussy, but it’s happened where girls I’ve preferred gravitated towards his baby blue eyes instead of my common browns.

One night he approached a very pretty girl in a bar and talked to her for maybe ten minutes. He saw her first, liked her first, and approached her first, so there was no ambiguity about who gets her. It’s never happened that a girl he approached went after me, anyway.

Well, there’s a first time for everything.

He introduced me and I made sure to be pleasant but not interesting or funny. It’s just bad form to upstage your wingman by turning on the charm. Instead I worked the monotone and shook hands with a zombie-like expression on my face. But almost instantly she stopped talking to him and started asking me questions. She squeezed him out and began light touches on my arm.

“Hold on one second,” I said to the girl, and turned to the Dane.

“Dude, what’s going on? She’s basically stroking my arm hair like I’m a cat,” I said.

“I know! We just talked a little, but she likes you a lot—you should go for it.”

“Why don’t you work on her a little more?”

“No no she obviously likes you more than me. Just go talk to her don’t worry about me.”

“Are you sure? I feel kind of bad.”

“Shutup, just go.”

I did feel bad. He did all the work and now she’s sucking on my big balls, but his insistence was genuine. There was no point in letting her get away, so I kept talking to her. Soon I become a little curious if this was a looks issue or not. I asked her, “Do you like gringos with beards?”

“Yes, and with big hair.” She looked at my helmet haircut, courtesy of the little scissors on my Swiss Army knife.

“Well I have some good news!!!”

To me this was an automatic kiss, which in Brazil doesn’t say much but still the girl was very decent. A little while later, after getting close enough that we were practically breathing on each other, she asked me how much longer I was staying in Rio.

“Well, ummm, only eight more days.”

“So you’re leaving?”

“Yeah but I’m coming back real soon. I mean…”

She moved away from me and sat down next to her friend, neither saying anything or responding to any sort of bar stimuli. I got the paddles out and… clear! Zzzzzt. Nothing. CLEEEAAAAAR COME ON GOD DAMN IT FIGHT! ZZZZTTTT.

The nurse had to pull me away. Time of death: 12:14 AM. I lost her.

While many Brazilian girls would be down for a one night stand, most are not, especially once you move up in socioeconomic status (the exception is if they happen to be traveling). If you’re only here for a week or two your best bet is to go to Lapa and hook up with a black girl as they will be easiest. Those pretty girls you see in the mall likely won’t open up to you if they know you’re only passing through. Not saying you can’t make it happen, but it’s unlikely.

“I shoulda lied,” I said to the Dane. “But honestly I don’t think I would’ve hit in just a week.”

“Yeah that sucks.”

“Bro you woulda been so mad if you saw me hooking up her! I guess it worked out for the best.”

“No I wouldn’t!”

I gave him a look.

“Alright alright maybe a little.”

“I wouldn’t have minded a little kiss,” I said.

“Yeah me neither.”

“It’s all good man.” I put my hand on his shoulder. “Let’s get out of here.”

If you don’t put your wingman first, before any woman you may meet, then you shouldn’t be going out with him. The girls won’t respect you if it’s obvious you’re willing to throw your “friend” under the bus for them. Either go out with big love for your boy or go out alone, because no matter what happens you’ll go home with a smile on your face. Both of us lost the Brazilian girl that night, but we each other we had the potential to meet dozens more. And we did.

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Hollywood Hotsauce
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“If you’re only here for a week or two your best bet is to go to Lapa and hook up with a black girl as they will be easiest.”

Was this really necessary? And this black girls been easy kind of a myth anyway. How many black girls did you hook up with? If the answer is no then how do you know they’re easy?

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Why are you in Brazil if it’s impossible to get quick lays? Just wondering.

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Wasn’t “Goose” Maverick’s wingman in Top Gun?

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I wonder, and I say this with as much respect in my heart: how can someone so amoral as roosh have such a hard time lying about something as trivial as the duration of his stay?

Supa Buck
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Yo Roosh are there lapas in Belo Horizonte? They seem like a fun time.

Supa Buck
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My bad its a location not an event.

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“Was this really necessary? And this black girls been easy kind of a myth anyway. How many black girls did you hook up with? If the answer is no then how do you know they’re easy?”

I saw a black girl punch a dude in Lapa who was trying to get up on her in the street. Funniest shit ever. She sure wasn’t easy!

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Thats it!

I’m getting blue contact lenses!

I hate to be a phony, but i know if i had blue eyes my results would really skyrocket.

The G Manifesto
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“she asked me how much longer I was staying in Rio.”

Pretty soon you will have to realize that lying is the only way in this situation.

Think about it this way Roosh, she Wants you to say you are staying for a long time.

It is not really a lie if you are telling someone what they want to hear.

At least in my book.

– MPM

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“Because verbal game in Brazil not as effective as in the States, the game economy there is mostly built around appearance and confidence.”

100% true, mate. Brazilian guys can be hotttt! So, it sounds like the girls there are a lot shallower/dumber than American ones that pay attention to what guys say more than the looks. Is it true?

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bros before hoes

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“I hate to be a phony, but i know if i had blue eyes my results would really skyrocket.”

I think so. I saw a bunch of B-girls from Sao Paulo coming on to a S. African man with blue eyes. He looked to be in his 60s! They were swooning over his eyes and saying they wanted to visit him in S.A. They were even having their pic taken with him like he was a celebrity. I was thinking, “WTF, seriously??? An old man??” He could’ve banged them all if he had any idea how to work the situation as they were all flirting with him. I witnessed this while touring the Rio Christ statue.

Unfortunately I get the impression that B-girls can be a pretty shallow bunch.

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I’m a little confused why everyone is advising to lie.

It’s not the same game as in the states. Brazilian girls do not put out quickly. It’s not like she would’ve went home with him if he said he is living here. He still would’ve had to invest in her 1-2 weeks, etc.

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Yev

“I’m a little confused why everyone is advising to lie.”

Simple.

Truth = no chance.

Lie = chance.

– MPM

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True story here. Always lay game down for your wingman, he does the same for you. That’s how a true wingman/”bro” works. I had this as I was running the streets of Chicago and had some of the best luck of my life. All thanks to wingman, and a wingman is never forgotten. Too bad he got sent to Italy, and I’m stuck in DC now.

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F wingmen. I rather go solo dolo any night of the week.

Armchair Theoretician
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I’ve never been to Brazil (yet) but this thing about brasileras not spreading their legs just because you’re not living long time there is quite annoying. What’s their problem with one night stands??

As for the blue eyes I can confirm that a brasilera I had been with once said to me “As brasileras gostam de gringos como voce” – and my eyes are not even blue, but green.

Roosh, glad to see you read Prisonplanet. Shit is really hitting the fan. Check out Alex Jones’ documentary films. All free on youtube and google.

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For all your pragmatic ways, can’t understand why you did just choose to reply “I intend to stay here for good”. No lies, just not the entire truth either.

Also, if you really want to swing the odds in your favour, why don’t just wear some coloured contacts?

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Hey, Roosh, are you living in Belo Horizonte now?

I´m Brazilian, from Sao Paulo, 28 years old, and my parents have just to moved to Belo Horizonte.

I visited the city as a kid, but don´t remember much.

The chicks there are supposed to be pretty hot, and I´ll have to check them out soon, since I´ll visit my parents anyway.

I´d love to hang out with a foreign PUA and learn a bit about gaming foreing chicks (even though I prefer the national product!), as well as helping out with the Brazilian women, in case you need a native wing.

So, let me know if you wanna hang out.
I´ll probably go to BH in june or july, so feel free to drop me an email in case you wanna go out.

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“Estou na Argentina agora por um pouco antes de voltar aos estados unidos. As mulheres aqui sao malucas”

Rsrs… Mas você tinha que conferir uma ultima vez. Onde as malucas estão, lá vão os malucos… 🙂

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Fala, Roosh!

Li sobre suas trips pelas diversas cidades do Brasil e gostei, porem voce nao visitou a cidade que é, na minha opiniao, a melhor do país em relação a mulheres: Goiania.

O biotipo básico lá é: morena clara, estatura entre 1,65 a 1,75m, cintura fina, cabelos pretos lisos, bundão.
O detalhe é que lá tem muita mulher de bom nivel socio economico e geralmente sao bem mais simpaticas que no resto do país (acho que lá tem pouco homem).

Também existem alguns tesouros escondidos no Brasil, cidades que ninguém conhece mas que são excelentes nos questitos mulheres e aventuras.

Uma das cidades que voce visitou e eu gostei bastante é Natal. Lá é relativamente fácil pegar mulher de bom nivel (as patricinhas de quem vc tanto gosta 😉 ), mas vc tem que ficar um tempo na cidade, e tem que ter um local proprio.

Bom, poste no blog quando resolver voltar ao Brasil! Sera muito bem vindo.

David Black
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Amen. Golden goose all the way. Perfect analogy. The more abundant your mentality, the less likely you are to get jealous. There are many thousands more girls just like that one out there.

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Vincent Ignatius
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Completely agree. Too many “men” will leave their boys hanging in the chase for pussy, just to lost it in the end. Any time a girl disrespects one of my friends, I call the bitch out right there.

While many Brazilian girls would be down for a one night stand, most are not, especially once you move up in socioeconomic status (the exception is if they happen to be traveling)…

Same goes in Cyprus. I hope I can get some of the slutty British tourists. Tel Aviv should be much easier though.

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Excellent note on wingman game. Getting a great relationship going with your wingman (nogay) is probably best investment to a night out with the boy(s).

Girls notice it, and (particularly in South America where friendships seem a lot stronger than what we’re used to in the North) will find it odd that you’re hanging out with someone you don’t seem to want to hang out with.

Going out with a good group of friends is great because:
1) You don’t look needy, because you’re already having fun with your friends
2) You guys have a good energy going, which is like catnip for girls
3) If things ultimately don’t work out with a girl, you can move on to the next without getting stuck in an existential void 😀
4) finally, just ’cause going out with a good friend is always better!

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Damn straight. A good wingman is essential.

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SupermanPUA
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I used to be afraid of bringing girls around my really good wings thinking the girls might jump ship. But now I’m starting to get over it. If it happens, she probably has hot friends to hook me up with.

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A great wingman is hard to come by. I’d rather have one that gets all the women then one that gets none.

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I used to be the wingwoman (lol) for my nerdy shy friends. They were too chicken to approach the girls so I lured them over and hooked them up. They would totally screw it up, being complete dorks. Then I did dome wingwoman work for my adopted brother who actually knew game, and it was a lot of fun. Those were good old days!

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“If you’re only here for a week or two your best bet is to go to Lapa and hook up with a black girl as they will be easiest. Those pretty girls you see in the mall likely won’t open up to you if they know you’re only passing through”.

What a dicky comment. Honestly I couldn´t ever imagine any woman of whatever race to date want to a man like you. You are duumb and simple minded. This is the exact image European people have of you Americans.