Goodbye Europe

“Turn around. Get on your stomach.”

You can’t make out the hole when a girl is on her stomach. You just aim and if all goes well, your dick slides right into the abyss. You begin pumping and see just the back of her head, her hair, maybe her shoulder, but this is how I like to get my orgasm. It’s a vulnerable position for her; legs together, no escape. Sometimes she’ll grab the sheets real tight, maybe it’s hurting her, but she can take it. I keep pounding until I cum, a man beast on top of yet another European girl who came upstairs for “just one drink” and to “listen to some music.” I roll off in a heap. With one hand I touch her body to let her know that I’m still there and won’t demand she leave. I tell her she can stay and sometimes I don’t mean it but many times I do. I want to do it again, the same way. She will quickly realize that I like that ass.

This is what I wanted back in 2007 when I left for Ecuador. I wanted to fuck my way across South America, but it fucked me instead. Thinking “this would make a good book,” I learned, is a sign of struggle, not pleasure. I went back to South America, stubborn me, to try again. It was better. Not the stuff made of fantasies, not the stuff that would make guys jealous, but I did feel redemption’s hand on my shoulder before giving up for good in Argentina.

Europe. I was in Italy for one week, Spain for two weeks, but no flags. I was young, as young as 25 can be. But I’ve become wiser, now with logistics. Before this trip, I set my expectations low. If I can just get a flag here or there I’ll be happy. Europe wasn’t going to be easier than South America, it couldn’t be.

Oh, it is easier. It is so much easier. Europe is the promise land. I thought I knew sex before, but I didn’t know Europe. This is the trip I have always dreamed of when I was an obedient little microbiologist in Maryland. The trip that I would only see in movies, of fucking many women in one city and then moving on to the next. For twenty months I have thrusted. They say that after a while you get tired of it, that it just eases out of your system, but give me one week off and I’ll be hungry again like I’ve never seen a vagina before. How Europe produced all the artists and philosophers and great inventors of the world with women like this walking around, I do not know. When I compare it to America, beastly America, with no class and no feminine grace, my mind begs me to stop. Force me to move back, imprison me in a suburb, and I will personally cure cancer with all the free time I’ll have.

I remember the date I came here: January 11, 2011. And today is the day that I leave. For as you read this I will be on an airplane over the Atlantic Ocean headed to Washington DC. Before you see the sun come down, if my plane doesn’t crash, I will already be among you, walking in awe, I’m sure, at what I’m seeing. And if you are wondering why I would stay in DC, you are wondering correct, for I will not stay.

Within the next two weeks I will buy another ticket. I will look on the map and I will see South America, and I will remember Colombian beauty and Brazilian booty, but it’s too rough for me, a coffee shop guy who rather take shots of espresso than hear gun shots echo. And then I will look at Southeast Asia, a land I feel obligated to explore for my readers, but where my penis yawns at the prospect. And then I will look at Europe, and I’ll feel warm thoughts as I remember Karolina, Natalia, Gosia, Magda, Paulina, Martina, Maarja, Simona, Aiste, Mary, Mari, Sophia, Vera, half a dozen Ana’s, and all the rest. It’s hard to stay away when I know there are so many more just like them, lonely, waiting for their first American to come from nowhere and take them home and tell them to turn around and be in complete submission to a man who can’t seem to get tired of this.

Europe has its problems, no doubt, but for me it’s paradise. It’s my pussy paradise.

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rokiroo
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“poosy paradise”.

ha ha. nice to hear that it has finally been found. im a bit surprised to hear that you dont sound so enthusiastic about south america. is that because europe is so good, SA is too rough or a bit of both?

good luck with the journey. i look forward to hearing about your adventures in south east asia.

im sure you’ll have a good time.

Soltero en Madrid
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Haha nice writing. Europe will always wait for you with her legs open.

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Welcome home, bro. Have a safe trip and all that.

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The EU should hire you to be their Minister of Tourism.

Also I’m seriously jelly. Before reading about your adventures in Europe I had always thought that European women would be incredibly difficult to bed. Thank god you proved that wrong.

Once I start making decent coin, I’m going to make traveling to Europe on of my top priorities.

Starting Young and Aiming High
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Would not be surprised if some feminist protesters crashed the meet up

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Word Roosh – I have been living in Spain since May now. Going back to L.A. early October to visit for two weeks and then I head right back. I really have not missed that place for a minute since I came here. And I’m sure while I’m cruising the polluted streets of L.A. I am going to wonder how I ever managed to spend 20 years of my life there.

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Spain versus L.A. would be a pretty damn easy choice for me, too, if I had a good job in Spain.

OldHornDog
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@Soltero – have you been to Valencia? I think the girls on the West Coast of Spain are far more attractive. But perhaps I’ve been only exposed to a limited sample size in Madrid.

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How did you manage to stay in Europe for 20 months? Is Roosh V Visa free?

anonymous
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Are you a closet homosexual? Liking the ass entry as a top priority makes me wonder.

George
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You are a bad, bad man Roosh. How many girls in total now?

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Welcome Home Buddy! I’m proud of you! I’m going to try to make the meet up.

Starting Young and Aiming High
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*sees video on the Frankfurt School conspiracy on Roosh’s twitter* -.- one step closer to joining the John Birch Society

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@9, banging chicks in the ass is fucking awesome you fag. Your probably one of these guys that wont bang a chick while shes on her period because its “dirty”.

dumasworld
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Shame you’re fucking off back to femibitchland, me and jimmyjambone are in zag next month

anonymous
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I am a girl and want to come to the meet up so I can hit on Roosh. He’s hot.

K
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Haha. He’s just hitting the vag from the back. Think doggy style then laying her flat on stomach. Not anal.

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writing just keeps getting better…

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Maybe you just make it sound that way, but seems like once your game is down pat, things are really easy.

Why not make your next destination one where things are more difficult? Wouldn’t the challenge be worth it for an expert like you?

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Rooshy – hit me up when you get to DC – Aaron

anonymous
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truly the best position

NYCBachelor
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Next up- Bang Alaska.

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“Are you a closet homosexual? Liking the ass entry as a top priority makes me wonder.”

What really makes me laugh about shit like this is they think he cares or it gets under his skin in some way.

The guy is location independent, makes a livable amount of income online, and has more sex than anyone I know. Do you think he really gives a shit that you call him gay on the internet while over in real life he’s busting a nut in a thin and sexy Eastern European girl?

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Roosh et al – if I may offer a tip from an old horndog: Turn the girl around and grab the pillow. Place it right below her hips, which will raise her ass by ten to fifteen inches. Not only do you get a much better visual you’ll also be able to drill hera lot deeper.

Try it guys, it’s literally like shifting into 5th gear. Just did that with a little 23 year old last Friday – her tiny ass almost fit in the palm of my hand. Suffice to say I’m still recovering….

Virgle Kent
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Did your plane crash? No, then welcome back, I have a feeling I will be in perm black out mode the next upcoming weeks.

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Hey, if you glance through Southeast Asia for some reason or another, and you pop by Singapore, hit me up, I’ll buy you a beer!

Young Hunter
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Prelude to faking your own death?

Looking forward to reading about your next adventure.

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Roosh, Europe is not your paradise. Eastern Europe is .

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Excellent post. I’ll be in Sweden and Estonia in TWO weeks!

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I agree with gp: if you focused on central-east europe (Ie: croatia, poland) then girls are more friendly and more attracted by foreigns.
I feel that it would be much harder to get the same results in Italy, France or Spain.

Btw have you visited Hungary? If not go for it asap!

I was recently there (for the 8th time) for one week and girls were gorgeous.
Considering that i live in uk now, the land of fatties, the contrast was even more sharp (in hungary i saw one fat girl in one week, here they are my daili nightmare…)

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Bang Africa!

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Roosh stated: “How Europe produced all the artists and philosophers and great inventors of the world with women like this walking around, I do not know.”
I have your answer and it is very simple. Men are more productive in an environment where they don’t have to waste all their time searching for pussy and not getting laid. Men are free to work with a clean head and pipes and are therefore more productive!

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Still waiting for Bang Dominican Republic!! Should do Costa Rica & Panama too.

And what about Bang Lebanon & Israel? Or Bang Armenia?

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I agree, wanting quality women is a serious distraction. Its like being hungry

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“Men are more productive in an environment where they don’t have to waste all their time searching for pussy and not getting laid. Men are free to work with a clean head and pipes and are therefore more productive!”

Men are productive, strive and compete exactly to get women. Back in the day when the best European artwork was created women were not as available or as easy to get. Only at the end of the 20th century, women became accessible. Incidentally, the 20ths century has produced the crappiest art, but at least the technology is there.

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Also, women were often an inspiration for art.

Dan
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Please make a search and replace for “Europe” and replace with “Eastern Europe”. Ireland, Scotland, England, Scandinavia has to be avoided at all costs.
Its every bit as pussy hell as the US.

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Great post. πŸ™‚

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Roosh, maybe it’s only a theory, but I think that pussy-wise, the average American blonde, blue eyed guy won’t fare well in Europe. I strongly believe that you fared well because of your looks, (beside your game, of course). Hard for me to explain. You look like a man. No offence, but a lot of American guys have that pretty girly face, which many European girls don’t like. I know that this is a fact especially with Spanish women, for example. I am Italian, so I look much more like you than like the blonde American guy. I could see a very different attitude in the few Spanish girls I have met, compared to the different vibe they seemed to get from British guys (not to dissimilar, in looks, from American guys). It’s almost like the girls trust me more simply because I look similar to their men, i.e. black hair, darker skin, etc

Don’t know, maybe I am full of shit. It’s more of a feeling than a certainty, and I rarely trust in feelings

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# Dan , I agree. I live in the UK, British bitches are very similar to US bitches. Maybe Irish girls are a bit more real.

In pussy hell, I’d also throw in Australian bitches. All very similar: crazy, fickle, vain, brainless, impossible to understand.

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Welcome back Roosh and Cograts on the much Inspiring Euro Trip….. Much Respect.

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Roosh, when you say, Europe, surely you can’t mean Western EU, or? I don’t think of France, Switzerland, Italy and Germany being pussy paradises at all… correct me if I’m wrong.

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EASTERN Europe ! EASTERN Europe for Christ sake !

You do not have a good grasp of how shitty the dating scene is in the UK/France/Spain/Italy.

Western Europe is the bridge between America and Scandinavia. Women are not as fat as in America, not quite as femininst as in Scandinavia but God they sure put a lot of effort to get every plague available.

Only Portugal is still a safe bet, the rest is rotten. I have been in Scandinavia, I have dated Scandinavians (never again), if they didn’t have that amazing genetic pool nobody would bother going there.

I went to Eastern Europe too, Baltics and Russia, this IS the pussy paradise you are talking about.

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Ill have to warn you. If by any chance you and any other roosh v fanboy scum comes here and we know about that you better prepare for a royal beat down. Just warning. We dont want that kind of scum in Portugal.

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Yeah, didn’t mention Germany but turns out I met tons of german girls and they turn out to be total bores.
And of course hard to get too, cause they are writing a thesis.

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@36 madmax – I don’t think you are full of shit. BUT I am a born German with blue eyes and blond short hair living in Valencia. And although there are plenty of hot Latin looking guys here I do get my share of attention. Some Spanish women seem to like the teutonic look πŸ˜‰

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Roosh, I just want to say congratulations for a job well done. I look at myself and think “why can’t I be that exciting and awesome?”. I often feel limited in what I can do but knowing where you came from and where you ended up shows me that it is possible. I hope one day I can look back ten years from now and see that I’ve come a long way.

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Roosh your posts are great as usual but as the guys up there told you there is no way western europe could define as a pvssy paradise….

Western Europe is either plagues with feminism in the north or the catholic mentality which see women as “poor innocent creature” in the catholic ones with the same result.

The result is that they are not accountable for what they do,and receive special treatment which feed the entitled mentality, needless to say they are fat and unfeminine.

You can have a grasp about which country have low stock women just looking at the nationality of men you can find in eastern europe looking for women.

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I know you did a blog post on it, but do Asian and Brown men struggle in Western Europe as much as they do in America?

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Yea Roosh hop u hd a safe trip.

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Welcome back brotha!

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@47 just because your struggle in America doesn’t mean the rest are. Be careful not to get caught up in a self-fulfilling prophecy that leaves you insecure about your race wondering if that’s a reason an approach didn’t go so well. Keep your shit together (game, style, health, logistics etc) and don’t come off resembling a negative stereotype and you’ll be doing better than 99% of dudes out there.