I give you video entertainment to last the long weekend.
“Either the general population will take control of its own destiny… or alternatively, there will be no destiny for anyone to control.”
“If Cookie Monster calls, tell him I’m not talking to him until he comes out of rehab.”
“I, locust… FUCK TO YOU.”
Latin America’s answer to Eddie Murphy’s Party all the Time (now a club monster).
Stop complaining at work because it could be worse.
The world series of dice.
George Carlin: owners of this country (i.e. not you) and religion.
Demetri Martin is a funny dude.
May you eat until you are ill and spend until you are broke.