Hmmm

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Postscript: It’s time to bring some reason into the discussion..

Just because the mermaid has a mouth doesn’t mean she is going to let you put something in it. Chance are though the seduction will be easy like in the tom hanks movie and you will get a blowjob here or there. But I don’t think it will be blowjobs on demand like most men are imagining. How about if she doesn’t have blowjob skill?

For the reverse mermaid, it is true that you have vagina and anus and since it’s controlled by a fish brain you can have access to it all you want through rape or whatever. But keep in mind when you have sex you have to hold onto her scaly skin. And she probably will smell like fish. You wouldn’t want to hit that everyday… though from the back maybe it’s easier.

The key point no one mentioned is that you will get very lonely. Assuming the mermaid speaks your language, you can keep yourself busy with her and maybe even develop something serious.

I pick A.

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Fuck, what a tough one. I’d have to go with the first.

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two inputs vs one. the choice is clear. :hump:

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Maaaaaaaaaan a good one……I think #1….for various reasons…..although technically, if you wanted to reproduce you would take #2, but then again would want a half fish half human child…..shit I am so confused now…..no I still think #1…..her mouth is key smile

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The con side of the fish head is that you can’t hear her talk, so you have no one to talk to. The plus side of the fish head, though, is that you can’t hear her talk. Tough call.

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I’d want the first one…. with really big boobs

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When I first saw this last year, I chose Mermaid A because I could skull fuck her, converse with her, and have her spear hunt in the ocean for my dinner.
In review, however, it makes no mention of the permanence of this scenario. I would still chose A, but this time because I could use her hair as rope for my escape raft and then cut her body in half and use the fish portion as nourishment for my multi-month voyage back to civilization.

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Roissy,

Your logic is correct but your arithmetic is faulty. Option B still has 3 inputs !

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5 if you want to count each set of gills…

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How I Met Your Mother did this very joke on the show.

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always a lot of laughs when the psycho of the board jokes about skull-f’ing and cutting his mate in half

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Haha, Todd, you’re right. It was a little psycho to be so wasteful… I should also use her bones as structural raft support and her skin as a sail. It’ll be a veritable Mer-boat at that point. Good call my friend!!

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the first one… BJS ALL DAY

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there you go — maybe not out of the boy scout handbook, but very resourceful

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Well god damn. What a predicament. Clearly I would choose “A” but I’m curious did the twatwaffle that invented the concept/myth of mermaids figure out how they reproduce? Just checkin.

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not one girl comment

they are stunned that men are having a hard time to choose if they want to be with their brain or not. yup that’s how it is

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am I allowed to make my own vagina on A with a filet knife?

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@Anonymous: hAHAHAH

Roosh, this is definitely one of my favorite posts. Great job. Please send me an article like this!!

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“you can have access to it all you want through rape or whatever”

Oh really Roosh. I think this is very mean sprited.

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i select ‘A’, maybe even if not on an island.

she could live in a bathtub in the apt, and we could save for a house by the sea

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Option A for sure.

Option B is no different to an obese chick, yes she may have a fully functioning pussy … but noone wants to go there.

Option A advantages:-

Pretty face
Breasts
Mouth – hello BJ’s
Her tail can be covered up.
You can talk to her.
She would still need to have an anus … so potential for anal sex.
You could send her out to catch you some fish.

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It’s so funny that you’re opening line assumed every guy would be thinking, “aahhh….just put it in the mouth.”

You absolutely nailed me one that one.

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This is an awfully anime post here, Roosh.

You forgot that the mermaid can titfuck and handjob as well. Plus, it’s no fun to nut in a fisheye.

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and have her spear hunt in the ocean for my dinner.

This is my favorite point. If I just want a vagina or an ass, and I’m willing to fuck some ugly animal for it, I can just go fuck a monkey or a pig in the forest and it won’t feel too different, and the visuals not much worse.

In fact, I would rather pick a dude than the fish thing. Not for sex, though as straight as I think I am, that might happen anyway if prison and the navy are reliable guides to human nature. It’s just any human with human intelligence would be more useful to my sanity, convenience, and survival than some freak of nature fish thing.

But another thing is why would I be “stuck” on an island if I had a fishwoman girlfriend there who was capable of transporting me back to civilization? Or going for help like Lassie?

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“In fact, I would rather pick a dude than the fish thing”

Here I was referring to specimen B as the “fish thing”, by the way. (I suppose they are both technically freaky fish things!) I consider A a human, since it has, I’m assuming, human intelligence, and is mostly human looking. B just looks like a horrifying animal, and presumably has a fish brain.

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Wow, this is quite the conundrum. I think I’d go with “A” too, mostly due to balance issues. This definitely goes against grain since usually I’m an ass and leg man.

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Both choices are disgusting.

Besides, you’re only going to wind up cooking one of them for food, since you’re on a deserted island.

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this is more like it

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Well … if you’re gonna cook them up for food , chop both of them in half and stick the mermaids torso and the fish heads bottom half together and hey presto …. Hot, dead chick.

Could be fun while the body is still warm.

LOL

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If Chaco were posting he’d pick B so he could go down on it all day. So glad chaco is dead.

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The best part is that you can actually hire her when you visit Vegas!

See her photo:

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How do mermaids have sex? They only have fish genitals… I think B is too scary!!!!

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option A is the obvious choice. Even if she wouldn’t readily give you blow jobs, then you would just have to put her in a tank on the island and only give her food after she sucks your dick. Hopefully she doesn’t eat your dick tho.

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I go with A)
bj`s, hand jobs, good conversation about eggs and sea crap, but hey at least you wont feel alone
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I’d go with A. At least in this scenario, there is one end that doesn’t smell like fish.

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am i the only one that read this question?
you are on an island, not in the water.
option 1 cant walk.
option 2 cant breathe.
in either case, upon finding one it would be a fish dinner tonight.

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I just thought that I would point out “B” also has a mouth, and it has gills, do it does not need to breath through the mouth.