Hot Girl Game

It was a cool summer night. I wore a thin cashmere jumper my mom bought me for my birthday. At the bar I took steady sips of my caipirinha while talking to my two wingmen about our dimming prospects. And then I saw her. It’s a cliche to be drawn into a girl any guy would rate as beautiful, but then again my tastes are not particularly refined.

“She’s a 9.5,” one of my friends said.

“No, she’s a 9.” I replied. I had to bring him back down to Earth.

The problem with Washington DC is that it’s hard to get hot girl game practice. In a place like Argentina that’s all you get. Besides the occasional 8, most of what we deal with are 6’s and 7’s. They’re cute but with generic personalities they don’t make you want to quit the game and settle. In a land of 6’s I had to roll up with game. I had to be a dick.

She was with a group of eight other girls and I waited until she broke off from the main group. Before I went in I tapped the shoulder of one of my friends so he could witness the whole thing and praise my attempt if it warranted.

“Hey.”

She turned around.

“Let me guess… you are from… Argentina,” I said.

“Nope, guess again.”

“Italy.”

“Nope.”

“Colombia.”

“Nope.”

“Spain.”

“Nope.”

“I give up.”

“Bolivia.”

“Really? Cool, well, you don’t look bad, because Bolivia has the ugliest girls I’ve ever seen.”

“What?! My family is from Bolivia!!!”

“I mean…”

“How can you say that!!!” If she was any uglier the conversation would have been over, but she wasn’t. I fake backtracked.

“You must be from the east of Bolivia.”

“Yeah, so?”

“Sucre?”

“Yeah.”

“Well I traveled through the west, which was definitely very ugly. The east it a little better, especially the parts closer to Brazil.”

“It doesn’t matter!!!” She taps her friend and tells her I said that Bolivia has ugly people. Her friend is just as outraged. But she’s still standing there in front of me.

“Look no other guy knows Bolivia like I do. I was there for three weeks. In fact I have the parasites to prove it.” I put my hand on my stomach. Actually I was there for only ten days.

“Where are you from?” she asked.

Soon she grabbed both of my hands and we danced. I forgot what exactly what I said but I joked that things weren’t going to work out between us. I think because I noted her hair was shorter than mine. Then she made a comment about some boyfriend and thirty seconds later her friend pulled her away. I shined for six minutes.

The problem is if I see a 9 here I have to be at your best because there will be no other 9’s for weeks. It’s quite silly actually and the odds of getting one from a cold approach in this manner in this town are about the same as winning the grand prize in a scratch ticket lottery game, but it’s important to try anyway. Until I get out of this city it’s impossible to live up to my game potential.

I ended up getting a number of a 7.

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thegrimytraveler
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Next time, Don’t even ask for her number, just give her your number instead. If she calls, that means she’s interested. If not, charge it to the game and keep it moving.

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I completely agree, it’s such a sad story. When I came from LA I had high hopes about there being at least similar level girls around the DC area, what with the seat of government, and therefore hookers/corruption being here. Also I for some reason assumed the number of international women would be much higher. Maybe I haven’t found the right bars yet…

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no no no….dont give your number, i know many friends who tried this with “committed” girls, and thought they were cool because they pretended they didn’t care, nothing to lose right?…….but instead if she has a bf, or husband….she wont call, her guilt would crush her curiosity. In other words if she has someone….and you are gaming her, you probably have a 20% chance of hitting it if you try to do it the same night. 5% chance if you get her number, and a .05% chance if you give your phone number.

This is a bit different if she is single.

The best way to hit is to go for married women who are in a bar/club without their husband…..for them its do or die, so probably chance of hitting it the same night is greatly improved (if you go for the kill the same night.)

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DC is a tricky town for women.

If all you are doing is going to bars, your odds of meeting very hot quality girls are similar to casting a javelin at a flock of flamingos.

The key to DC is going to the Embassy parties, meeting the girls who grew up in the wealthy neighborhoods of DC (ie families of American royalty) and working the wealthy G-town, GW and American University students.

The good part is that most girls in DC are smart, so you just have to find the hot ones. Versus somewhere like Southern California where, most girls are attractive but not to gifted in the brains department. (But good at giving Brain). This is all assuming you are after a hot, smart girl.

Still, you are better putting yourself in a position where there are tons of hot girls ie Miami Beach in winter time, South of France in Summertime, Buenos Aires all the time.

– MPM

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Bolivia is going to be about the only place the dollar still means something

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I remember the last time I saw a 9.5 at a bar in Richmond… I think it was sometime in late 2007. And I work at a bar.

The mid-atlantic is a barren wasteland when it comes to over the top, beautiful women.

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All the towns are tricky. I hear the same lament wherever I go. “Women are rough in LA, you have to be in the biz to get laid.” “Women are rough here in NY, you have to be a banker…” On and on and on… No shortage of excuses. DC has its own bullshit factors, but you know the cards. Play them.

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I might have told her “my parasites have a thing for your parasites…”

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“All the towns are tricky”

Thats just like saying all Extacy Tablets are the same.

Certain cities are more challenging and you need more specialized moves than other cities.

For instance, kicking it in South Beach in Feb is pretty much a slam dunk. DC in Feb is an airball.

I agree, the “Women are rough in LA or NYC” thing is a bunch of garbage. Those are two of the easiest cities in the world do to volume and diversity.

DC, I said is “tricky” because you really can’t go blind on a one night trip and expect to get a quality girl. Unless you know the moves.

On the other hand, I would say Las Vegas is not tricky at all.

“Bolivia is going to be about the only place the dollar still means something”

True.

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Why haven’t you moved to Miami or California yet?

California once had a massive immigration for people wanting to find gold. Today we have a goldrush of sorts, where hot girls who want to be models all come here.

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“well, you don’t look bad, because Bolivia has the ugliest girls I’ve ever seen.”

she was a genuine 9 in a town of 6s that act like 9s. your neg was not only effective, but morally justified. i applaud it.

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rooshv:

“there will be no other 9’s for weeks.”

You need to be in Los Angeles (West LA, West OC), Miami (south beach) or maybe Dallas. After living in these places, you often don’t even want to bother starting up conversations with most women in other cities. I went up to Portland recently and, if not for the company of good friends, I would have shut myself inside. It’s full of plain jane women in both looks AND personality.

Theory: I’ve often noticed that I get MUCH better play from genuine 9s than I do many 6s/7s. I wonder if I’m just subconsciously more on my game with the 9s vs the 6s/7s.

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“Los Angeles (West LA, West OC), Miami (south beach)”

Agreed. Although I hate Orange County.

Roosh,

I think you will find after being in DC for a while and going to places that have a lot of attractive girls in the US, you Game will be that much tighter.

Picking up girls in DC is great training. Like a boxer training for a fight in the high altitudes of Big Bear.

“I’ve often noticed that I get MUCH better play from genuine 9s than I do many 6s/7s”

Me too. My Game is geared for top flight girls.

Subconsciously or consciously.

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Haha. That was some serious neg Roosh!

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I will never visit DC now (not that i ever planned on it). You guys are depressing me! No hot chicks. Shit weather. Crime. Yada yada

G, why hate OC!? Its crawling with 8, 9, and 10s

I love it here. My game is not on the level of some of you guys and I do ok. Some of you would kill here.

I do feel like there is something different about OC though…I can’t put my finger on it….and maybe its just my experience in this bubble.

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I just moved to D.C. from California and I am utterly shocked by the lack of beautiful woman. It makes me want to run back home!! I dwell on it everyday and don’t understand why it is.

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