How I Planted The Seed Of A Revenge Cockblock

Recently I was at my Poland “hack bar,” the place where I can run the same old game week in, week out and get consistent results. Once I find this bar in a city I don’t even bother going to other venues because of the huge risk involved in not hitting up a place where I pull like a champion.

I was standing in my usual spot, checking out the local talent, when a nice brunette (7.5) came up right next to me and smiled. We started talking. She had a large group of friends with her, one of whom was a little girl with a thick British accent. She was arrogant, trying to make fun of my American accent by saying it wasn’t “proper.” Then she used the word “hearer.” I politely corrected her and said the correct word is “listener,” since I’ve never heard of hearer before.

“But hearer is a word in Britain,” she said.

“I’ll take your word for it.”

“It’s much better than listener. I only use hearer.”

I turned on the sarcasm: “Yeah I definitely came out tonight to have a gladiator battle about the word hearer. Are you British?”

“No, I’m Polish.”

“Well you seem British,” I said. “You’re cocky like them.”

“Thanks!”

“No, that’s not a compliment. It’s ugly when a girl is cocky. I don’t know any guy who likes that. Polish girls are ten times better, so you should act more Polish.”

“Whatever!” she said.

Then the brunette’s beta orbiter wanted to practice his English with me. I felt like the American clown for a little while, engaging the entire group, until finally I settled into a one-on-one with the brunette.

I’ve banged Polish girls who showed half the interest that she did. She approached me (practically), laughed at my lamest jokes, and remarked how she has never met an American guy who looked Spanish before. Polish girls like both Americans and Spaniards so I was like the best of both worlds. Her smile was constant and bright while talking to me. I may have been her dream man.

Then suddenly another one of her friends who I hadn’t noticed before squeezed through the circle and grabbed the brunette, pulling her away to dance. It was a blatant cockblock by an ugly broad who I guarantee lived abroad in England or America. Where else would she learn such anti-social behavior?

The brunette turned her face toward me and smiled, as if saying she wanted to stay. She said, “I’ll be back,” then let her friend finish off the cockblock. I began to wonder if the hearer orchestrated it from afar.

I’ll admit I liked her. She was a girl-next-door type whose slow stares and pouty lips hinted toward a ravenous slut lurking somewhere inside. But she made the decision to end the conversation at its peak, saying in so many words that her friendship with the ugly girl was more important than meeting a man she liked. I have no sympathy for girls who make this decision. If she can’t tell her ugly friends to back off for a night then she’s not serious about fucking.

It took 20 minutes for me to meet another girl, a blonde (6.5). I don’t know if I’m giving her a lower rating because I’m partial to brunettes, but she was looking good in four-inch heels and a tight top. Her breasts, I would later find out, were E cups, but she had such low body fat that she looked like a lollipop. She understood the power of her boobs, and started touching me with them, nearly knocking me over because of their immense size.

Within a few minutes my boner was raging. She playfully hit me when I told her I wanted to take her home and make sex with her, but seemed disappointed when I told her I was an ass man. She let me inspect her ass with my hands. “It’s nice, but very average,” I said. She hit me again. We were having a great time flirting, and all signs pointed to a happy ending for the night.

The brunette came back, about one hour after she first left. She stood right next to me and stared, looking annoyed. I decided that I was going to help her.

“Hey blonde, this is my friend, the brunette.” They chatted for a while until I eased back into talking to the brunette. She tried to position herself between me and the blonde. The blonde saw this and got agitated, but I put my hand on her side to let her know that I wasn’t trying to ditch her, that she was my ho for the night.

“We were talking and you just left,” I told the brunette.

“My friends wanted to dance,” she said.

“It was rude how your unattractive friend interrupted like that. Is she your babysitter?”

“No she’s not, but we can talk now.”

“I would, but I met someone else. Sorry.” Her face dropped. I took the blonde to the dance floor.

I hurt the brunette for one reason: so she could directly see the damage that her supposed “friend” did to her. I clearly pointed out the cause and effect relationship of her friend’s cockblocking that even a retard could connect. She will now resent that friend and cockblock her sometime in the future, meaning my revenge seed is already planted and will be delivered without me even knowing.

Should I have given up on the blonde for a girl that I liked a little better? Should I have made an attempt to at least get the brunette’s number?

No.

The best any man can do is give a girl an opportunity to connect with him. If she passes on that opportunity and he continues to pursue her, he needs to explain to his dick why he only likes imagining about getting pussy instead of actually fucking pussy. I’m in the business of getting laid, not waiting for girls to finally come around and realize I’m a decent guy. We’re not in the age of Casanova where multiple letters over a span of months is required to fuck women. Courtship is as dead as the telegram. Tonight you can meet a girl, talk for a couple hours, and take her to bed. There’s no reason to jump through hoops, and the more hoops you have to jump through, the more likely you’ll walk away empty-handed.

I took the blonde home and beat up her pussy like I just came out of prison. She had to tell me several times to slow down because I was thrusting like a demon gorilla. Condom use was sparse.

Needless to say but her breasts were the biggest I’ve ever experienced. Watching them flop around while she lay on her back getting pounded was one of the best sexual highlights of my time in Poland so far.

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The best any man can do is give a girl an opportunity to connect with him. If she passes on that opportunity and he continues to pursue her, he needs to explain to his dick why he only likes imagining about getting pussy instead of actually fucking pussy. I’m in the business of getting laid, not waiting for girls to finally come around and realize I’m a decent guy. We’re not in the age of Casanova where multiple letters over a span of months is required to fuck women. Courtship is as dead as the telegram. Tonight you can meet a girl, talk for a couple hours, and take her to bed. There’s no reason to jump through hoops, and the more hoops you have to jump, the more likely you’ll walk away empty-handed.

Behold the Prophet Roosh!

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roosh, keep it up, please innovate more ways for us to teach today’s so called women to change their behavior

maybe someone could put together one big compendium site of lay reports with girls’ real names and pics and most importantly TIME TO BANG for some electronic slut shaming?

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That was the correct move.

Brunette only came back to you because she saw another girl talking to you. Ditching Blonde would only revalidate Brunette, allowing her to walk away again. On the other hand, Blonde’s attraction increases due to seeing Brunette.

Plus, a girl willing to walk away from the height of an interaction due a cockblocking friend will surely walk away for lesser reasons.

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a+

Bogs
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Imho the brunette got what she deserved, if she lets her friends to control her life, than stuff like this will continue to happen.

Many times girls just assume that a guy going to wait for her.

Carmo
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Nice follow up to your post on never passing up a sure thing for something you might like better. Way to live true to your word.

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Did you think about doing this?
*Turns to the blonde*
“What do you think? Should we take her home with us?”

NickyG
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I told you about those Polish gals. God blessed em!

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Excellent post, I love your philosophy.

virlge kent
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“I took the blonde home and beat up her pussy like I just came out of prison”

ha ha ha ha…

I’m standing up and clapping right now. You are taking game to the next level for real. I’m happy for you but sad that it’s very likely we shall never hangout again… wait till I come to poland.

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Nice!

VI
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Roosh, you make the world a better place.

I took the blonde home and beat up her pussy like I just came out of prison.

LMFAO.

Johnny Milfquest
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“There’s no reason to jump through hoops, and the more hoops you have to jump through, the more likely you’ll walk away empty-handed.”

Amen to that.

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Turning down a 7.5 for a 6.5 $5.00. Putting a broad in her place for allowing a cock block to fuck up her evening – PRICELESS.

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“maybe someone could put together one big compendium site of lay reports with girls’ real names and pics and most importantly TIME TO BANG for some electronic slut shaming?”

Chaco,

Get your head out of your ass. Are you some kind of virgin, bible-thumping, no sex till marriage moron?!

Most girls are sluts that like sex, including your mother. If you feel the need to shame girls about sex, then guess what? They can see that vibe and aren’t going to have sex with beta dudes like you.

Seriously, who would a hot girl rather fuck: the guy that looks like he fucks random sluts or the guy that thinks random sluts should be shamed?

The only girls that need to be publicly shamed are the fat cockblocks.

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Anon’s comment spot on. Excellent Roosh on not backing down. Girls are so weak with caving into social pressure from friends with low self-esteem who they shouldn’t even be with in the first place. It is nice to hear girls are getting a dose of reality. All too often they are left feeling validated for stupid decision making (in this case pandering to people who dont have her interest in mind). Also, way to stand tough on the British language gang bang (it is a tiresome and annoying conversation esp. with a group). Keep it up Roosh.

rich
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Gangster move.

nguyenimproved
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poland has reinvigorated your writing roosh.

your actions are helping guide us to a better future.

you’re like the princess diana of puas.

the only question that remains is:

when are you getting your own talk show?

The Private Man
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“Brunette only came back to you because she saw another girl talking to you. Ditching Blonde would only revalidate Brunette, allowing her to walk away again. On the other hand, Blonde’s attraction increases due to seeing Brunette.

Plus, a girl willing to walk away from the height of an interaction due a cockblocking friend will surely walk away for lesser reasons.”

Excellent analysis here.

Perhaps the brunette will stop letting cockblocking friends screw things up.

Nah, never going to happen.

Remy Gibson
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This really warms my heart. Thank you Roosh, the butterfly effect from this will cross the seas to the DMV, where it will get squashed by the fat ass of a JMU seacow.

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I took the blonde home and beat up her pussy like I just came out of prison. She had to tell me several times to slow down because I was thrusting like a demon gorilla. Condom use was sparse.

^^^this nigga Roosh is funny as fuck, ayo Roosh are you this witty in your interactions as well?
Loving that analogy

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Well played sir, well played. One of the best pieces of advice you’ve consistently given is sticking with the sure thing no matter what. It really is a lesson you have to learn through experience but your anecdote proves how accurate it really is. I like these types of posts because they get me pumped and in the zone to go out.

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Enjoy your venereal disease.

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Dammit, Roosh, I had asked you if the tits in Poland were bigger than average.

You said, “Yeah their tits are above average, but nothing absurd.”

Want to retract that statement?

Fuckin’ jealous, I am. . . .

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She gave you a hoop to jump through, and apparently that hoop fucked her over. Too bad.

Brunette = 7.5
Blonde = 6.5

So of course, the blonde isn’t going to pull you through bullshit hoops or attempt to ‘one-up’ you that much. They know their place and just can’t do it, considering their options are limited.

Brunette had her cocky vibe and game going, like she was worth something. And all of us guys have experienced the cockblocking friend before. This is practically the #1 reason why nightclub/bar game is so fucked up, and SNLs attempts get thwarted.

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the beauty of the revenge cockblock is the fugly might not have anyone hit on her for a while, so the cute one will be stewing over this for an unknown amount of months, maybe years.

I like your liberal use of “your unattractive friend”

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What Carmo said. Thank you for sharing this story.

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great story

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You’ve come a very long way in your evolution with game, roosh, I’m impressed.

What you describe in this post is a perfect illustration of why so much of the game advice out there – including the stuff you would say in the past – was putting guys on the wrong path.

Most game guys, including you in the past, including roissy, would say it is exactly the guys job to jump through hoops and do whatever it takes to “seduce” a woman and get her to sleep with him, and that if the girl isn’t into you, you gotta try harder or vary your technique or some such thing.

You are now preaching a radically different message, and that’s fantastic. If a girl doesn’t respond well to you, you don’t try harder, you back off and find someone else. If a girl doesn’t like you, it’s not necessarily your game technique that is at fault, and you don’t have to to do anything to “get better”. The girl simply didn’t like you. Move on.

The problem with jumping through hoops – doing whatever it takes, strategizing incessantly, wondering if you are doing the “right” thing, being willing to do anything to get the girl – to get the girl is that it undermines your self-respect; it is impossible to ooze confidence when in the back of your head you think in that way.

Of course, be a man, and stand up for yourself, but being a man means abandoning the idea that it is your job to “seduce” a woman – which means simply trying to convince her to like you – and realize that it is your job as a man to simply give her an opportunity to connect with you, as you so perfectly put it in this post. If she doesn’t connect with you, it is beneath you to try and “make” her be attracted to you. Paradoxically, it is this attitude which is attractive to women, and yet so many game people got it so wrong on this point.

Your ideas in this post are much closer to saying simply “be who you are” and much further from the kind of game advice which tells guys to “fake it till you make it”. Be who you are has a very specific meaning – it means it is degrading to have to try and make a girl like you, and that attempts to do so will make you unattractive, and that your job is merely to present yourself to a girl and give her the opportunity to connect with you. “Fake it till you make it” meant it was your job to seduce her, in other words, you had to make her like you through strategies, gambits, techniques, or worse, “charm”.

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“I took the blonde home and beat up her pussy like I just came out of prison. She had to tell me several times to slow down because I was thrusting like a demon gorilla. Condom use was sparse.”

I laughed so hard reading this, thank you friend for this gem.

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Your game skills are starting to approach super human levels. Beautifully handled!

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I love how you introduced them to ease any competitive tension that might have been building, then told the brunette in no uncertain terms that there WAS no competition. You had chosen, it wasn’t her, and the exact reason why. She would have returned to you, but she probably returned sooner because she saw you with the other girl (who had bigger titties…don’t believe for a second she didn’t notice that!). The ultimate would be returning to that venue, seeing her again, having her come back up to you with her tail between her legs, and then taking her home and smashing her in similar fashion.

Like Roosh, I’m and ass man too. But the last two women I fucked were legit D-cups, and they were BEAUTIFUL. I’ve always found titties to be overrated…until I got my hands on some that were big and sturdy, and yes, it’s beautiful watching them move around when you crushing her…

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The problem with this is now when this chick cock blocks her ugly friend, you are in turn indirectly cock blocking another man. But judging by the look of this beast, you may have been doing him a favor.

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“The best any man can do is give a girl an opportunity to connect with him. If she passes on that opportunity and he continues to pursue her, he needs to explain to his dick why he only likes imagining about getting pussy instead of actually fucking pussy.”

Didn’t know whether to stand up and applaud or fall out of my chair laughing. Well said, sir, well said. Yet another superb illustration of why no man should take any shit whatsoever from women.

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This was fucking awesome, just what I needed to read.
And I’m glad to see that the word “broad” has recently been making such a huge comeback. More people should start using the word.

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If it means anything to you, I’ve been reading this blog since the “DCbachelor.com” days. By far, this is the finest post ever in terms of both narrative and style. Great work, Roosh. Glad to see things are coming along nicely for you since then and look forward to more great work.

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Wouldn’t it be ironic if Roosh ran into the brunette again, only this time she didn’t let him get away?

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I keep up with a few of the major game blogs (you, roissy, thegmanifesto), and I must say I’ve been enjoying your posts more and more recently. Very useful information that isn’t so riddled with opinion. It’s quick, witty, and to the point.

The G’s posts are always interesting and amazingly informative, but he’s more about style and lifestyle, where you’re strictly game. However, against Roissy, you’ve been coming out way on top recently.

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The visual of her on her back +getting maniac thrusted by you with her huge tits doing a punching bag rocky combo with her face would of been epic to see.Im sure she had a 2 black eyes afterwards.that shit was pornstar bro.

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re 39 Andrew:

There is a MAJOR difference between Roosh and GManifesto, which is not the one you site.

GManifesto is 100% fiction and has never even personally been to where he writes about.

Roosh, on the other hand, for all his insecurities and knee jerk anti Americanism, is actualy doing what he says he is 95% of the time, although I strongly suspect his description of the girls he bangs is a good 1 or 2 points higher than what they are in reality.

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A quick aside to illustrate how much worse things are getting here in the ‘ol USA!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43670705/ns/health-diet_and_nutrition/?GT1=43001

Read it and weep!

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“your unattractive friend”

Dat wuz just bee-yoo-tee-full.

I agree with others here: Poland seems to have helped you re-discover the Muse. Or, at least, strengthened its potency.

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brother, you are a passive aggressive bitch

Andrew
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@41 anon,

Your mistaken about thegmanifesto many people wrongly believe he’s writing false information, but the vast scope and truth of the things he writes about begs to differ. Examine writing style from 5 years ago with today, and you’ll see a dramatic change in delivery, which coincides with one aging and changing priorities. The G is legit. Granted there are some exaggerations, but it’s quite obvious when he exaggerates, and it’s generally only to make for better writing.

The fact is, is when The g makes a game post, it delivers, but the vast majority are directed towards personal gain, which also delivers.

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I love you.

Also, comment #3 (Anon) fucking nailed it: you made the right move, if you had gone back to the brunette you very likely would’ve lost her and ended up with NO pussy at all that night.

Good deal, man, carry on.

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…dude, i am wondering where the world is going.

if everyone thought & behaved as opportunistic, hedonistic and egoistic as you do, this world would be a very different place.

i know that free market theory, etc. teaches us that we are best off, if each of us does what he/she does best and mainly looks after their own advantage.
but feelings & love don’t fit into this equation. these concepts are beyond measurability, beyond efficiency and beyond getting most out of it for myself.
but they are central to the functioning of our societies!

i am wondering how people like you will one day get married and become a loving father… PLEASE convince me that you are actually able to fulfil this role. otherwise, i am worried about our future. fun is not the ultimate fulfillment in this world, seriously!

i have been blessed with good looks and a great body, do a lot of sports, have a beautiful argentinian girlfriend (that’s how i stumbled across your page when googling sth about argentina) but feel that all this comes with a responsibility.

even though i am being approached by girls frequently, i am not taking advantage of this.
i am not who i am because i earned it. it was given to me.

telling girls whatever to get them into bed is unfair and playing with their feelings. and you are partly responsible for them becoming the kind of b*ch men are often complaining about!

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@48 anon

now, I’m not going to defend Roosh, I don’t know him personally,and he could be a slimy piece of crap for all I know , but what the hell does rejecting the advances of a cunt who rudely left the conversation and only came back to him to inflate her own ego have to do with opportunism and egoism? the brunette here was the one being selfish, not Roosh

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HOORAY for roosh!!

I’m living vicariously through you! reminds me when was in krakow for a few days and failed multiple attempts at my polish flag =( I did land a serb and albanian from the same night club. double agent style!

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