How Not To Get Laid While Traveling

1. Have a budget so tight that swinging for a private room will send you into the throes of bankruptcy. You should travel on such a shoestring that you won’t be able to provide decent logistics when a girl wants to have sex with you. Hope instead that the girl you meet has parents who are out-of-town, since I can almost promise you she won’t live on her own.

2. Eat street food every meal so that you can get a food borne illness. Make the assuption that street food in the United States is the same as street food in the Philipines or Ecuador. Full-blown diarrhea, with its accompanying pain, dehydratation, and frequent trips to the bathroom, will tighten your game.

3. Make no effort to learn the local language. Nothing turns on a local girl more than to suspect you’re a sex tourist with your inability to say basic words like “hi” and “thanks.”

4. Take the advice of nerdy travel bloggers who say you should pack as light as possible. Leave all your nice clothes at home. Pack one pair of hiking boots, sweat-proof nylon pants that make a swish-swish sound when you walk, and a couple t-shirts with ironic sayings on them. Foreign girls throw themselves all over guys who are rocking the backpacker style, especially those who wash their clothes in the hostel sink with bar soap.

5. Jump from one ultra-popular tourist city to the next. Your trip should be a roller coaster ride of picture-taking in as many mega-cities as possible, not a slow meander where you learn the best spots in second-tier cities to meet and date local women.

6. Do not pipeline on the internet before your trip. Instead of messaging cute girls you may find on dating sites, Badoo, OkCupid, or Couchsurfing, it’s better to assume that on your first night out you’ll find a bar with dozens of beautiful women who like the beige fisherman hat you bought specifically for the trip.

7. Makes friends with other foreigners who have zero game and just want to get drunk. Going out alone is boring and hard. Instead, you should hang out for several hours in the hostel until everywhere can agree on going to the crappy bar across the street. Sure, you won’t get laid, but you’ll no doubt enjoy the crazy antics of Noah the Australian who threw up in the bathroom.

Follow these seven tips and I promise you that foreign pussy will remain foreign.

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Lack of private room is a great number one reason. Hostels, parks and toilets don’t work for building comfort unless totally trashed. Getting a private room is gold!

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This list is so true ! I love it when i walk into the common room of a hostel and there are only guys with swish swish pants and hiking boots. Its means no competition for me. Unfortunately most backpacker girls are dressed the same.

On nr 1 – I stay in hostels sometimes but always carry lots of cash so that i can go to love hotel instead.

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Bravo!

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If your goal is simply to get laid, why not just visit brothels? It’s actually cheaper and easier than what you guys are doing, and the girls are hotter and the sex is better (she’s not drunk, and it’s not 3am).

I’m based in the USA, and I travel about 6 weeks out of the year. I really enjoy my career, but I also enjoy seeing the world, eating exotic food, drinking their beer, and fucking their women.

But I’m not going to spend HOURS every single day going to nightclubs and trying to deal with the timesuck and the logistics of banging a girl.

Instead I just go to brothels. Outside of the USA and UK, there are brothels and escorts everywhere, and they’re all legal or at least tolerated.

Across Germany, Holland, Austria, Czech Republic, etc., there are legions of Monica Sweetheart lookalikes who will fuck you for $100 Euros. All over Latin America, there are cheap and beautiful women readily available. All you have to do is pay a little money and she’s yours. Since time is money, my experience is that it always works out to be cheaper to just get a pro. Plus the girl is hotter and the sex is better. I’ve been to places where they line up 15 hot girls and I get to pick which one to fuck. How’s that for keeping your options open?

Back in May, I had a 3-some with a couple of 6-foot-tall, tits-on-a-stick blonde beauties at the Artemis FKK in Berlin. In September, I went to the Top Damas brothel in Barcelona and banged a Moroccan stunner who could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. I’ve been with beautiful models all over the world, and most of the time I paid for it directly. Why? Because when I’m traveling I don’t want to waste my time. I want to get in, fuck the hot girl, and get out so I can continue my trip.

I save the “game” and womanizing for back home in the States when I have plenty of time to waste.

PS: Props to you Roosh, I love your blog and I’ve purchased your books. But you’re not traveling. You’re LIVING in a foreign country and you have the luxury of spending lots and lots of time chasing girls.

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I spent a month in SE Asia eating street food. Never got sick once. The trick is to eat fermented foods or supplement with probiotics. Also eat foods that are anti-microbal (garlic, peppers, etc).

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A very accurate post Roosh which has inspired me to think about the behaviour of some of my expat colleagues…

How Not To Get Laid While Living Abroad:

1. Save a negligable sum of money each month by living in a boring family-oriented suburb near your work rather than a couple of minutes from the main nightlife district.

2. Eat McDonalds and KFC several times a week so you maintain the beer gut and love handles you worked so hard to get while living in the west.

3. Make no attempt to learn the local language. If you’re feeling particularly adventurous, learn a few words but give up the first time a waitress or taxi driver speaks English to you.

4. Listen to the advice of nerdy, socially awkward expats who state unequivocally that the local girls would never be interested in “guys like us”. Take note of their fashion sense and copy it as well.

5. When you have time off work to travel, go only to the most heavily-touristed destinations with a large group of Brits and Americans, preferably one which includes several overweight girls wearing fleeces, baggy jeans and Ugg boots. Find the nearest McDonalds and Irish pub and you’re good to go.

6. Do not pipeline. In fact, don’t communicate in any way, shape or form with local girls. Why do you need to when there are plenty of homely Western girls in your social clique?

7. The most important one of all: ONLY MAKE FRIENDS WITH OTHER EXPATS WITH NO GAME WHO WANT TO GET DRUNK ALL THE TIME. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO MEET COOL LOCALS OR BREAK OUT OF YOUR LITTLE WESTERN BUBBLE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

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Lol at beige fishing hat. So true. Also hostel scene is great. I might be tempted to start at a hostel to get my bearings, but you can’t bring a girl into a room that has 6 other bunk beds.

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I just mainly like wearing a shirt that says: “You bring the beer, I’ll bring the ATTITUDE.” It will get you girls in any country.

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I don’t like negative posts… 🙁

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@WHM69

Quality at brothel is never the same especially if you are not in a 3rd world country. No whore is going to take as good care of herself as a normal girl. Girls go into prostitution because they are struggling to get by and need the money–99% feel like shit and eat like crap and don’t exercise. Plus you feel like ur fucking someone dead. And when you kiss? Basically you are sucking the last cock the girl sucked. Nasty….

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haha, good shit.

@ WHM69

Roosh is in it for the conquest.

If and when you want to get married, where do you expect to find someone?

Damn our shitty women in America.

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Rooshie, add this hilarious post to an updated version of your book Compliment & CUddle!

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@Orazio #10

Orazio, have you ever been to a brothel in Europe? Or a FKK club in Germany/Austria?

I find that the quality of girls there is extremely high, and the sex is outstanding. French kissing, blowjobs, etc, are all top notch, and the girls are beautiful.

I know that Roosh is interested in the conquest, and so am I when I am living somewhere long term (basically my home in the USA). But when I’m traveling, I’d rather just hit up the sex club when I want to get laid, and spend my precious time doing other things. I almost consider it to be part of the cultural experience, like trying a new food, visiting a historical site, and banging a 19-year-old beauty from Romania who doesn’t speak English.

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@WHM69

You can make all the excuses you want but people who are too lazy to go out and find a girl( even when traveling) dont belong on a roosh site.

You’re taking the easy way out by paying a whore.

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Time is money.

Would you rather spend several hours each night in various clubs, trying to chase girls, or spend $100 Euros for a sure thing with a beautiful girl?

I agree that whoring is wrong on your home turf, but when you’re traveling (which is what this blog post is about), then it’s the best way to get laid.

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WHM69 – this is not the site for whoremongering.

French kissing a nasty whore is disgusting, just think how many dudes she is servicing.

The line about foreign pussy will remain foreign was hilarious.

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That girl you take home from a nightclub might have just blown some guy in the bathroom. I’ve seen it happen.

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The quality of the girl and sex is just not the same…The girls servicing guys in Moscow and Rio will not be as good as normal girls..It is a good alternative for a fat 50 year old man however…

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WHM69 – Has valid point, but picking up women has and will always be to an extent an ego trip. It is not the act of fucking in and of itself, but the act of seducing and overcoming the obstacles one faces, that make it so titillating; the self esteem boost that comes from the progression to opening to orgasm; the acquisition of a new skill.

I like to think of the whole affair not as a route to sex (there are easier ways) but as a gentleman’s game, and a way to broaden your human experiences. Much like foreign travel itself.

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i’d rather do both. shit i dont give a fuck. you guys make it sound like u gotta choose one and stick wit it. when i was in minsk i linked up wit one chick and pushed it to the point i didn’t even have to pay. sex was mindblowing bitch was FOINE and at the same time i was smashing other bitches. anyone who can’t get down with either has extreme game and can pull pussy instantly, or unlimited time, or is an idealogical internet warrior who gets no pussy

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Orazio, prostitutes take care of themselves better than regular girls. You get what you pay for. The prostitute would most likely use a condom and the regular girl can be fucked without one. You said –”99% feel like shit and eat like crap and don’t exercise” I think you are talking about crackheads or streetwalkers. WHM69 is talking about prostitutes/escorts at a european brother. Think Hollywood quality chicks.

NYCLad hit the nail on the head. WHM69 for me it’s all about the conquest. I can’t pay for sex it’s cheating. I want to seduce the girl. I want to hear her moans and I want to be responsible for her pleasure. It’s about the conquest. A woman worth banging is worth the time and effort.

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“Orazio, prostitutes take care of themselves better than regular girls. You get what you pay for. The prostitute would most likely use a condom and the regular girl can be fucked without one.”

I don’t see how that is an advantage for prostitutes. Just another reason to pursue normal girls.

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WHM69- It’s fine you’ve succumbed to whoremongering, but stop pushing it as a good idea for anyone else. Being with a girl who is there because she wants to is 100000X better then being with a whore. If you don’t agree, then go to some sex tourist forum.

Roosh hit this shit out of the park. These are exactly the things to avoid to bang a real chick when you are outside of the country.

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WHM69 I have no idea why you would bother learning game or hanging on a game site if you are a simple sex tourist who pays for sex with filthy whores, some of whom are probably slaves in the underground sex trade. Game, particularly game in a foreign country, is meaningless to you, since you pay slaves and moral degenerates to get your rocks off. There’s a huge difference between a whore and making an actual connection with a real woman who wants to be with you and not your cash that the pimp takes most of any way.

I’m not really in to getting flags or fornicating, but I appreciate Roosh’s advice on meeting women in other countries. But if you’re a whoremongerer, Roosh is totally useless to you. At least I learn how to meet women, which is all I want to know.

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@WHM69

it’s the classical dilemma: wasting your time (lots of game), or wasting your money (prostitutes). I rather chose the first, but you’re right to point out that time IS an issue. If only I could afford to do my ten approaches a day, but that doesn’t work in practice with a full time job.

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I’ve also done the whore thing in cities like Paris and elsewhere – if I’m just there for a few days, I’d rather see the Louvre and Versailles than drink in clubs all night then sleep all day.

Roosh’s lifestyle is unique. Most people just a get a few weeks off from work and in that time it will be hard to establish roots in a city, rent an apartment and start pulling pussy.

I remember many years ago when Roosh had a day job and went to Spain for a week, he didn’t bang local girls. That would be the typical tourist experience.
If you want to bang local girls, you’d need to plan and put in more effort than just read a blog. Roosh did it – you guys can do it too, but it comes at a price.

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Let’s not forget that totally normal women, amateurs, will bang for cash and many more will bang for the chance to be in a luxury suite or travel with you further, to places she wants to see. It does take game to convince a woman, for the first time in her life, to do anything mercenary like that, but obviously not as much game as convincing her to bang without any promises of a reward except the act of sex itself.
At least a local woman won’t worry about hurting her reputation unless being with a foreigner at all can hurt a woman’s reputation.

If you don’t want to do normal game on a woman and don’t even want to game an amateur into accepting a reward, nobody reading this page who is OK with the idea of seeing a professional should ever consider an escort if that is defined as someone you don’t get to sit or stand next to for an indefinite period in which you slowly decide whether you’re interested in paying her something or not.

What many men say happens with escorts is that they are often not what a man really wants but he’s going to feel pressured to go through with it anyway, especially if he’s concerned there might be trouble if he backs out on the deal. That can be the opposite of fun. So use high class brothels only and take your time before agreeing to an act. Never agree to be with someone over 21, which is the age after which women should be paying you, and don’t let anyone talk you into it. If a woman isn’t so sexy that you just have to have her, forget about the whole thing.

If you do get into bed with a pro, which I don’t recommend because there are so many amateurs who will bang for rewards, it will only be because you have confirmed that there is hot running shower nearby that works. Do not proceed if this has not been confirmed. Many places in Europe do not do this and it is simply not true that these girls are cleaner on average than regular ones, especially if they work under those conditions.
Stop at any point you realize that she’s not as hot as you thought. Don’t let her do that stupid mouth application of condom routine if you don’t want that. She will try to control what happens and you need to make it clear that you will decide each and every move. Make it clear that you will call the shots. You don’t have to go all the way if you don’t want and don’t let her beg you to do so when her ego is hurt that you’re not as interested as she expects men to be.

A good rule of thumb is to ask yourself beforehand whether she looks like you’d like to be with her more than once. If not, bail. It won’t be worth it.

There is almost no such thing as sex trafficking anymore and there are virtually no slaves outside of China and maybe some radical Islamic places. That’s a radical feminist meme and it’s been proven false, especially in all parts of Europe, including Turkey. To talk about the issue without knowing how Angela Merkel was forced to condemn Condoleeza Rice for listening to radical feminist groups about a supposed problem during the World Cup in 2006, means one is either uninformed or a White Knight. There were zero incidents of sex trafficking during the World Cup in Germany four years ago and there won’t be in 2012.

A high quality woman will be choosy about who her customers are, making it more likely that she will not reveal herself as a professional right away.

It is true that a really high priced place might increase the chance of someone high quality being there.

Meanwhile, the better a man’s game, the lower the price for the highest quality women. Men with great game, get if for free. But it may be better to pay a 9, for instance by buying her a dress and bringing her along to the next city and letting her stay with you in a luxury suite, than to quickly bang a 7 who just wanted your body right away because you were an alpha. Who you bang is more important than whether you paid for it or not and how you paid for it is only an issue if paying cash means she’s been doing it a lot with other men and might have a disease.

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I was never making any morality arguments, but girls that accept cash for sex are generally not as beautiful and a pleasure to fuck as non working girls. That’s why we have threads here like “How to game upperclass Argentine girls.” Many of the girls in prostitution are struggling to survive and come from uneducated/poor backgrounds (otherwise why be a prostitute??). Normal girls that take take care of themselves and aren’t desperate for cash don’t just wake up one day and say “I want to suck six cocks today for cash.”

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Hey i resent your accusation!

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I cannot believe how much ignorance and keyboard jockeying going on in this thread…

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Here you go Roosh and friends. The Vice Magazine (VBS TV) Guide to Poland. It’s all about the youth culture.

http://www.vice.com/the-vice-guide-to-travel/from-poland-with-love-episode-1-2

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“I’ve had a couple experiences with semi-pros who didn’t reveal they were a prostitute until the moment of truth. It totally killed my boner. Call it ego but the thought of her fucking any slapdick on the street who has a few bucks is a turn off.”

Then what does it do for your ego at the thought of her fucking any slapdick on the street who has equal game as you? Man you are delusional.

“Let’s not forget that totally normal women, will bang for cash and many more will bang for the chance to be in a luxury suite or travel with you further, to places she wants to see. It does take game to convince a woman, for the first time in her life, to do anything mercenary like that”

Damned good point. Where does one draw the line? Cash for fucking is perceived by many as prostitution, but in between there are tons of variations of sex for something, and you are kidding yourself if you think female affection is not based on resources.

Oh Rooshie boy, I seem to recall you mentioned about a special love you found in Brazil. Yes I’ll bet when you left Brazil, you missed her yeah? Do you remember the very first time you started missing her? Can you recall that moment? Well I got news for you Buckwheat: at the same moment you began missing her you can be assured she, back in Brazil already had some other gringo’s tube steak lodged halfway down her throat.

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A woman needs to submit some of her pride to me. A prossie always keeps a bit of her pride because she knows she is getting something material out of the exchange.

A club slut, whatever her hamster tells her, is still getting tarnished and dominated by me.

Granted, you may be a fantastically attractive man and the balance of the woman’s motivation may tip in favour of non-monetary desire, but this will be momentary.

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Oh and austerity is not slavery. Overspending is.

http://twitter.com/rooshv/statuses/150269465383276545

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Roosh. This was perfect. It actually helped catch myself when packing. Although I too pack for living and being a normal, upstand denizen rather than back packer swine, I almost packed one ironic shirt. Thanks for the wake up call. Although I wrote this a couple days ago, I almost slipped for traveling light sake. http://aroundtheworldin80jobs.com/the-perils-of-packing-for-vacation/

Thanks for the wake up call.

ps what’s your favorite site to use? I use CS but it is not really a dating site. My buddy uses Ok and some webcams with great success.

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WHM69, that is the worst and lamest advice I have ever heard of. I am sorry and I don’t mean to be rude but every now and again I feel the need to prove to myself my worthiness. The gift being a man is the greatest thing. Everytime I wake up in the morning with a new piece of ass curled up next to me I am reminded of that. Lions chase their prey before they tear it to shreds. Samuri’s keep their katana’s razor sharp for that next kill. Paying for dry’d up window pussy is like taking a gondola to the top of a mountain. A real man would instead climb that fucker and piss off the top, fact.

keep your blade sharp, never pay for pussy

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THAT is great writing. More of that narrative style stuff!

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I’m backpacking, and I reckon you can break all these rules and still get laid. Hell, this list looks pretty amateurist to me.

Hell, why is this article even making out like it’s difficult to get laid while travelling? But I digress, lets think about this.

Don’t Eat The Street Food: …what? Why? What’s wrong with street food? You’re either racist or have a weak constitution. And both can be fixed by eating the street food 😛 You won’t impress either travelling girls or local girls by sneering at the street food.

Learn the Local Language: Have you every tried to learn a language? Lets take Thai for a native English speaker. According to the US State Department’s language school, which trains embassy staff in languages, if you study full time, live in the country, have a knack for learning language formally, and already have a few under your belt, it should take about a year to reach conversational fluency. Right. Fuck, you must really want some local girls…

Dress Well. Yeah, again, why? Designer pants won’t get you there if you have no personality, and designer pants aren’t necessary if you do. Just suck it up and dress like you’re travelling. Or who knows, just drag your 12 suits on coathangers everywhere you go and stay on the beaten path so you can be a stones throw from a drycleaner.

Get Drunk with Other Travellers: Yeah, again, why not, just fuck the travellers. Why’s it so hard? Jesus, it’s not brain surgery.

Also, the expats with no game are right. It actually is tricky to get into local pants. There are language and cultural barriers, visa issues, you name it. In fact, in many parts of the world, a local girl with a foreign man is assumed to be a prostitute. And what, you’re staying for the long haul, right? Or, are you just fucking her and leaving her with the shame? Even if you can pull it off, why would you do it? Most of the world isn’t as open minded as the West, and you’re condemning her to potentially months of social problems. But, I guess you don’t care about that.

So why bother with it? I’m sure you think you’re doing your part for cultural exchange by reaching fluency in Azerbajani and fucking the local girls while looking like some American imperialist in tailored 100% silk/cotton blend pants, but I just don’t see what the effort here is expended for.

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I have to say the whole idea of getting your “Flag” by using “Game” sounds like a colossal waste of time, money, and energy. The thought of it is just exhausting. First off, i have experienced and learned first hand that their is no association between the quality of the encounter or wether or not you paid for it or not. I have been with prostitutes where the sex and intimacy was amazing and been with girls who I gamed into the sack and it was like fucking a slab of beef. Either your going to connect with a girl or your not, does not matter how its done. The reason prostitution is illegal in the US is because of the imperialist mentality of the culture. Women do not have the need for sex and affection the way men do no matter where you go. One thing most of you don’t realize about “Alphas” is they are paying for it, with money or drugs. The harems that Alphas get are bought and paid for. The reason Roosh is able to do what he does is because he is insane.