How To Pick Up An Ethiopian Girl

I think Ethiopian girls are disproportionately beautiful, with their mahogany skin color, large eyes, high cheekbones, huge breasts and ass, and wild exotic hair. But unfortunately for non-Ethiopian men everywhere they keep to their own circle, judged by the fact that I have never seen a white guy with an Ethiopian girl. It’s not fair but that’s life.

My postings on game and girls are from experience, but I’m going to have to branch out here and share with you a plan on how I’m going to get my Ethiopian flag. As a Caucasian man limited by his non-Ethiopianness, the plan is based on… exaggerations.

Once I find an Ethiopian girl to approach (shouldn’t be hard considering that Washington DC has more Ethiopians than any other city outside of Ethiopia), I will attack with this two-pronged strategy:

1. “My old roommate was Ethiopian.” I’m going to talk about Girma and how he taught me a few curse words. Unfortunately I only remember the word “sharmuta,” which means bitch / whore (apparently in many languages).

“The Ethiopian girls he dated would always cook for him and even come over and take care of him when he was sick. It was weird to see because American girls didn’t do that. The American girls had many masculine traits, while the Ethiopian girls didn’t.”

This shows I am an insider and “get” the culture. I was so curious that…

2. “A few years ago I visited Ethiopia for fun.”

“I had a week of extra vacation time to kill. I went to Addis Ababa, among other cities. I really enjoyed the market there—it was huge. I bought a large sugar cane stalk. I wish I could have stayed longer but I worked a corporate job at the time and I couldn’t get off more than a week.”

By now she will be exploding with curiosity, but I will be restrained in showing interest. Her being Ethiopian is not enough and she will have to prove that she isn’t corrupted by the American culture. I’ll go for the kill after a round of cocktails at an Ethiopian restaurant where she will communicate with the staff in her language while I sit there and stare at the interesting decorations on the wall.

If all else fails I’ll just say I’m a speechwriter for Obama.

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The Asian Playboy has a couple of Ethiopian girl routines where he talks about how Ethiopia is the African equivalent to Sweden as far as female beauty is concerned and references his ex who was Ethiopian. He also has a routine where his mother forgives him for dating whatever race of girl he is talking to at the time which is very powerful for overcoming race objections.

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A few years ago one of my cousins came here for an Ethiopian soccer tournament and it was the craziest week of my life. They do not sleep!! ever!! They spare no expense!! And the women are the most regal, and beautiful women ever created. Which is funny because the men were pretty metro. Don’t get me wrong they’re cool as hell but the women tower over them like amazons with their heels and big hair, so I’m surprised to hear that they don’t date Americans.

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You are back!

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godspeed. you are venturing into uncharted waters.

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Roosh, guess you never heard of Iman and David Bowie?

You did briefly touch on a key point that you have to do to overcome objections when talking to women that may view you as an “outsider” for some reason. I remember talking to a Mexican chic at a bar once. She was one of those Guadalajara Mexican women that looks more Argentine than what you’d typically think of when you think Mexican.

We got into a conversation about music because she coordinates concerts for latin bands. I started name dropping all these latin alternative bands I’m familiar with and she was just dazzled that this black dude knew all about these latin alternative bands. Not that I’m a huge follower of the genre, but I’m somewhat familiar enough to have a conversation.

She gave me her number without me even asking.

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Mission impossible. They do. not. deviate.

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I’m starting my own workshop to help people be more like me.

Just letting you know…

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#6
Iman is Somali, a different country.

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“If all else fails I’ll just say I’m a speechwriter for Obama.”…..hilarious. hah just mention that you know where to obtain food…..ok famine jokes are’nt funny anymore

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Sharmuta is Arabic, it sort of means “the rag a woman uses to wipe her menstrual discharges with”

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it just mean slut.

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I’m sorry, but I just cannot find black women attractive.

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#11

Who gives a shit about your racist opinions. If Roosh wants to bang an Ethiopian girl, what’s it to you?

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“sharmuta” is also used in hebrew

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Seems to me like you’ve discovered a working formula.

You: Oh, you’re from COUNTRY. I had a roommate from COUNTRY once

and then a few minutes later

I visited COUNTRY or other COUNTRY close by.

You’d just need to memorize whatever pertinent details you needed about each country.

Bam!

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ethopians are beautiful.
but your basically lying to get in her pants , unless those statements are true.

either way…. thats awesome.

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For excellent ethiopian music, check “The Ethiopiques”, a 15 or 18 CDs release of 60s and 70s Addis Abebba music. It’s been made famous by Broken Flowers, which soundtrack uses some of thoses tunes – but there’s more to it than just a soundtrack. It’s actually very, very good music, and a condense of ethiopian culture in the 70s. It should impress the chick if you can talk about Tezeta love songs and Tigris traditionnal music.

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Your post reminded me of a story that happened to me ages ago.

I am no pick up artist but I did figure out something about “International Game”. I will define this as dating girls outside of their homelands.

To build a quick connetion to them, show some kind of knowledge about her home country. The amount of knowledge will depend on how much a girl expects you to know ANYTHING about her country. Of course this isn’t news to anyone, but I don’t know if people are aware of how quickly this builds rapport with a girl.

For girls from more normal countries (Germany, France, Spain, China, etc.), speaking a little bit of the language to be able to maintain 5 minutes of conversation can take you very far. My girlfriend tells everybody that I won her with my “French with a Brazilian accent”. Now, I’m almost fluent but she still gets her kicks of teaching me her culture and correcting my mistakes.

For countries that are less famous (Brazil, Finland, Belarus, Ukraine, etc.), just knowing small tidbits of information about the country help. But if you really go beyond knowing the capital of the country and its geographic location, you will really shine in her eyes.

Two episodes to illustrate this:

This Finnish girl was once all over me just because I knew stuff about Finland that I learned from watching this documentary about Lord of the Rings. I shit you not, nerd knowledge did the trick. Tolkien loved Finnish culture and the language was used as a base for Elvish. Basically, what I knew:

* The name of their national epic poem (The Kalevala)
* That their Language almost disappeared during the XIX century under Swedish rule.
* Their language is related to Hungarian and Estonian.

In another episode, I caught the attention of this HB10 from Ukraine because I knew that an Eastern part of their country spoke Russian as a mother tongue (and her father was from there). This was before the war in Georgia and all that shit, but I believe it still works.

After that, you just need to ask a few questions about the country to show interest. BTW in both episodes, I didn’t do anything because I am always faithful to my girlfriends.

Naturally, this doesn’t work very well on American women. But most of you guys are American anyway.

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“Roosh, guess you never heard of Iman and David Bowie?”

Iman is Somalian, skippy.

“I’m sorry, but I just cannot find black women attractive.”

Your loss.

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Now that is a title of a post.

No more of this “I lost my purpose” drivel.

On to Ethiopian Girls:

1. Learn some of the language. Lesson one: “Salaam” is hello.

2. Dress sharp. Custom Suits. (This really works on all girls).

3. Know your way around Adams Morgan. Know the owners of the spots and where to get an illegal cocktail at 4:30am.

4. No a little history about Ethiopians and DC. For instance, Know that most Ethiopians in DC are from the Capital Addis Ababa. They are city slickers. Conversely, most Ethiopians in LA and San Diego are from the Country. Different dynamic. And a small piece of knowledge like that will bring you above the fray.

5. Take it slow and be genuinely interested in their culture.

6. Don’t act like every other idiot in DC when you talk to them. Be smooth. International Playboy style.

7. I got to keep some moves to myself.

I used to be The Prince of 18th Street when I was younger.

Side note:

These tactics also work of Eritrean girls, and Somalian girls although each has there nuances.

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You should also check out Eritreans. They are every bit as hot. It might also help if you know about the never ending wars between these two countries.

For the average honky that has never been with a black chick before, here are a few things to have at your house when she comes over:

1. Lotion – black chicks always pile it on after a shower

2. Showercap – washing hair is a big ordeal for black girls, so it doesn’t happen often

3. Mild soap – nothing too harsh

4. A large penis

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Hate to bring this up, but…
http://www.state.gov/g/wi/rls/rep/crfgm/10098.htm
I nornally take DOS pronouncements with a grain of salt, but I have no reason to doubt them on this one since it seems very widely corroborated.

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when seducing women from the horn, i just say something like this:

let’s pretend we’re in the gulf of aden. i’m going to board you like a somali pirate, and hold your booty for ransom.

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try Harrys Taproom in Clarendon. Two best friends/ both Ethiopian/ hot chicks bartend there. I was closing in on one before I moved back to Richmond.

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Make sure to drop in a comment about Haile Gebrselassie and how beautiful it is to watch him run. He’s a national hero and I’ve never met an Ethiopian who didn’t appreciate his achievements.

Oh, and do a bit of research so you can pronounce his name correctly.

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That’s funny but I always thought that “getting into her world” is a big no-no in the seduction community. Another words why would she care whether I know a thing or two about her country? She might be impressed for 5 mins and then be done with it.

On the other hand, if I try to “pull her into my reality” and by her getting more invested in me, that might be more successful.

I’m no player, but I’ve met some int’l chicks by not caring where they come from but instead of focusing on my unique ancestry or something else instead 😉

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Our girls are not interested in deviant crackers.You may find a low class sharmuta but never a decent Habesha girl.
The children of Saba shall not mate with the wicked Euro heathen.

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@29

It’s all about building RAPPORT.

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“Children of Saba”

That sounds like Indiana Jones 6.

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I see ethiopian girls with white guys. If I see an ethiopian girl with a non-ethiopian guy, most likely its with a white american than a black american. Just be yourself man and show interest in other things about her and not only her beauty.

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Hey Roosh just pretend like you’re some big shot business man with lots of wealth , If the girl is anything like most Ethio girls in diaspora , she’ll drop her panties on the 1st night and make u promise you wont tell anyone .

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@#30:

Oh, those Habesha girls have their weak spots too, my friend.

I spent a month in Ethiopia and my GOD the women are unbelievable. It’s like walking around in a modeling agency. The country girls (organic style) are ravishing, but still pretty old-fashioned. In Addis, though, it’s suuuuper easy to find beautiful, friendly, feminine, girls who smell amazing and have gorgeous hair and eyes to go out and have fun with and then nail. Some of them are gold-diggers, but you those ones are easy to spot and there’s always a sweetheart right around the next corner.

Mad respect to the Habesha girls, anonymous, but they loooove the Faranji lovin.

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to those of you,who has no idea about ethiopia just shout mouth and lishen,befor you died.and the second one to(2 Lisa)hay you are one of the most stupied girl i never seen in my life.if you have a problem 2 lisa let me know.

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Well, when I traveled from Paris to Adis Ababa in Ethiopian Airlines, I realized that the flight attendants, all of those girls were beautiful. I never heard anything about that. During 10 days in Ethiopia, I realized that the most beautiful girls in the world are those from Ethiopia, now, they are my favorites. Before, i thought that the colombians, scandinavians, those from Sevilla and Barcelona were the most, but no, i’m sorry, but most beautiful girls in the world are the Ethiopian Girls. I LOVE ‘EM.

Before, i didn’t like black women, but now, Oh my God, oh my God…!!! i liked to bring with me one ethiopian girl to marry her and everything, but let me tell you, those girls aren’t easy. I want to go back to Ethiopia to get a wife, for all my life, and i wan’t to have Ethiopian daughters, because i want to be proud of the beauty of my daughters, and i know an ethiopian girl could bring me a beautiful daughter, no one else.

Oh my God… and what great bodies. Nonononoo, it’s amazing how beautiful are the ethiopian bodies.

The most beautiful girls in the world: ETHIOPIAN GIRLS.

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I like Jamaican and Ethiopian men. Do ethiopian men date Jamaican women?

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Ethio and Eri girls are tough to deal with.

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OK, forget everything else you’ve read. No pick up line or made up story will work with an Ethiopian girl. Not wired that way, different world, different values. Unless you’re looking for serious relationship, forget it. Best advice, find yourself an Eritrean or Somali girl. They’re somewhat similar in appearance to Ethiopians, but more daring…and temperamental.

#38 Yes, Ethiopian men love Jamaican gals, when they’re not scared of them.

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Man, I’ve banged chicks from all over the world, but never had me a black girl. Right now we have a bunch of black women at our hotel, and some are smokin’ hot. That is my next goal for sure.

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People —- Eritreans and Ethiopians girls …same….they are both Habesha (abyssinian) …. somalis are not…

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This is the most ridiculous nonsense i have ever read in my life. Being an Ethiopian women myself who just recently starting living in Washington DC, I am surprised to see the lack of respect most of you men who are writing on this post have for women, and yes women, Ethiopian women, they are all the same.

If you want to date an Ethiopian women, why don’t you just ask her out like you would any other women. Why should there be a need to fabricate lies and trust me, she will know that you are lying if you lie about going to a place who have never seen.

Go read some books to diversify your perspectives!

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#44 U ARE TOTALLY RIGHT !And this is from the same guys who go to brazil /latin america to get those “easy women” they are of african descent too.Allot of these men are racist and bigoted but want some black tale ..go figure.Roosh i do not know what kind of caucasian u are with that dark skin and hair lol..doesnt look white to me .

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oh and roosh u are very sexy !!i’d hit it lol.

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I am ethiopian I am married to a white man

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Hey im an ethiopian girl and find your comments so funny i mean ive never laughed so much. Just tell them the trouble u went through and u might have a chance! Im from england so white british guys are not as layed back and brave as americans to approach us oh unless theyve had a few to drink. I know what you can ask the ethio girl, ask her if you can race her lol

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Yeah the men are pretty metro, but for some reason the women stick to them like flies on sugar. My idea, befriend some Ethio guys and get the insider story that way.
They key is to understand the culture. Ethiopia is an introverted culture, somewhat like the Japanese. You be too harsh too soon they be seeing you like a wide eyed crazy American who mumbles meaningless shit. Be cultured, bow dammit till your back hurts, haha, and memorize the word “Konjo” it worked for me.

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Oh, one more thing, show her you respect elders. That is what my ex-girl once told me. She says she measures a mans integrity by how he treats elders. Don’t ask me for explanation.