I Have No Style

1 pair jeans
1 pair shorts
6 t-shirts, 6 pairs black socks, 6 pairs boxers
1 belt
1 long sleeves jumper
1 pair running shoes
1 pair casual Adidas shoes

That’s all I had for six months. I had to do laundry each week but I was covered for hiking on mountains, walking on the beach and drinking at bars and clubs. Everything I had matched everything else and I didn’t have to spend more than 10 seconds a day with my dress.

When a friend recently told me that all the pictures he has of me is in the same shirt, one my sister picked out for me in Macy’s that cost $25, all I could do was shrug. I’ve worn it at least a dozen times and will literally wear it out until it disintegrates, just like what happened to my last pair of jeans. It doesn’t bother me that a bartender at my favorite bar probably thinks I have no clothes. There’s no reason it should.

Guys have to be a little careful about what they choose to showcase. If it’s money then they will attract girls who like money. If it’s style then they will attract girls who like style. If it’s personality, then well, you get the idea. I can’t say any girls I’ve gone out with recently have been high-maintenance, and that’s just how I like it.

I think I will replace my old brown t-shirt next month. Let me gear up the budget for the $20 cost.

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Andrew
Andrew
11 years ago

“Guys have to be a little careful about what they choose to showcase. If it’s money then they will attract girls who like money. If it’s style then they will attract girls who like style. If it’s personality, then well, you get the idea.”

This is the best thing you’ve written in weeks.

Arjewtino
11 years ago

You should just wear your Care Bear t-shirt all the time.

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Melissa
Melissa
11 years ago

Roosh – do women have to wear more expensive and more varied clothes? I know you are always commenting about no flip flops, that we should instead wear sexy high-heel boots. Sexy high heel boots typically cost a lot…i don’t know if you’d spring for them if you were a girl. I just wonder if a girl had just 6 t-shirts and a pair of jeans would you say that she doesn’t care about her looks? … I am guessing maybe if she was a Brazilian girl and she looked great in those jeans you wouldn’t care.

Anonymous
Anonymous
11 years ago

Melissa – it’s not the clothes which you put on the body, but rather the body on which you put the clothes.

A really attractive person of either gender looks good in a t-shirt and jeans.

The G Manifesto
11 years ago

“Everything I had matched everything else and I didn’t have to spend more than 10 seconds a day with my dress.”

You wore a dress? Weird.

Just playing.

“If it’s money then they will attract girls who like money. If it’s style then they will attract girls who like style. If it’s personality, then well, you get the idea.”

I like to come with Money, Style and Personality. You cast a wider net.

The key is, don’t spend that money on girls. It’s all in the “flash”, the “slight of hand” if you will.

The bigger Bankroll you have, the less money you have to spend. Sort of a “Vegas Comp theory”.

Most people never understand that.

A Higher level of the Game.

– MPM

The G Manifesto’s last blog post: Prop. K in San Francisco calls for legal prostitution.

Benedict Smith
11 years ago

if you spend a lot of money on a girl she’s not going to f*ck you, at least not as quickly or as easily, that’s always been my experience. the vegas comp theory is a legit one. i’ve bought girls dinner at various times over the years, rarely did i end up f’ing those girls. girls i met at the movies, met drinking, or had coffee with, well, the success rate was FAR higher.

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lance
lance
11 years ago

You are truly a trailblazer.

messy
messy
11 years ago

I totally agree with this post. I accidently stumbled upon this when I went out one night totally unshaven, shower-less, ripped tee, dirty jeans, etc. after a long day of working on my house. After my success that evening (and subsequent evenings), I learned to never again “dress to impress”. At this point it’s all about looks, smarts, humor, and personality for this kid.

If a girl cares how I dress, what brands I wear, or anything of the sort why would I want anything to do with her (for more than one night) anyway? And the funny thing is, I have even MORE success than ever with the trendy, shallow, fashion-conscious girls.

These days I only dress up for wedding, funerals, and lunch with my Grandmother. I only wished I had learned this sooner.

The G Manifesto
11 years ago

Sure you can get girls by dressing down. Hell, I did it for years as a Baby G surfing around the world and in Southern California.

But never sell yourself short.

You will always do better coming with Money, Style and Personality than just Personality alone.

Show me Someone who says they will “never dress sharp” and I will show you someone who has never been to Savile Row to get a custom suit.

Show me someone that says they don’t need to dress up or have money to get girls and I will show you someone who does and who gets twice as many.

– MPM

The G Manifesto’s last blog post: Prop. K in San Francisco calls for legal prostitution.

Frosty
11 years ago

I was just thinking today I had to invest in some usable pants. I like your utilitarian approach though. I try to buy few, but nice things that are sturdy and can be worn anywhere without being out of place. Madras pants/shorts don’t really fit here.

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NYCorey
NYCorey
11 years ago

You are not going to snag top shelf girls looking like a slob. Will you be able to fuck lots of average college chicks and office workers? Sure. But the heiresses with Pulitzers? Nope.

The G Manifesto
11 years ago

NYCorey,

“You are not going to snag top shelf girls looking like a slob. Will you be able to fuck lots of average college chicks and office workers? Sure. But the heiresses with Pulitzers? Nope.”

Really couldn’t have said it better myself.

– MPM

The G Manifesto’s last blog post: Prop. K in San Francisco calls for legal prostitution.

crow
crow
11 years ago

Good post.

Chloe
Chloe
11 years ago

You rag on girls for wearing flip-flops, yet you make posts like this, saying that if a girl is worth it, she wouldn’t care. Any woman could make the same argument. I don’t know, seems like a bit of a double standard to me.

Chic Noir
11 years ago

Guys have to be a little careful about what they choose to showcase. If itâ??s money then they will attract girls who like money. If itâ??s style then they will attract girls who like style. If itâ??s personality, then well, you get the idea.â??

I agree with this and the same goes for women.

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nancy
nancy
11 years ago

Im a chick…clearly… i used to dress pretty good and guys loved me. now im pretty much a “slob” i only wear hoodies and tennis shoes and guys hardly look at me now..ohh well im fukkin tired of workin my ass off 2 be adored by people with low self esteem lol

123Mutt
123Mutt
7 years ago

Well if you notice in Hollywood and even here in Dubai, some guy in a T-shirt and jeans will be accompanied by a babe dressed in a hot minidress and 5″ heels. The T-shirt and jeans guy could well be driving a Ferrari, and his T-shirt might have cost $100 while his jeans might have cost $150. Slob chic can be expensive as dressing nice.