Years of trolling Craigslist daily has finally paid off: I was recently a missed connection. Behold the glory that is an anonymous female seeking me out:
Barnes & Noble? – w4m – 20
Date: 2006-11-19, 1:23AM EST
Today. Yesterday, rather. You stayed till closing.
I confirmed it was me after an email exchange. She’s an L.A. implant hipster. The first thing she noticed about me, like most girls, was my hair. :paranoid:
When I grew my hair out, I noticed that I would attract a different type of girl. The quantity didn’t change, but now I was spending time with art snobs, hippies, international girls, and emotional crazies.
October 25, 2006
I guess all I have left to accomplish is some sort of massive orgy.